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Is this guy the sloppiest 'great' wrestler of all time?

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Is this guy the sloppiest 'great' wrestler of all time? He fucking botches a million spots every match, almost kills his opponent every match by botching, randomly slips and lands on his ass every spot, never ever connects on his cross bodies. The fuck is with this guy? He's great at psychology and acting in the ring, but holy fuck is he sloppy as shit. How did MITB 11 even get 5 stars with all of Punk's botches? Keep in mind Cena had 0 botches and 20 were Punk's. Cena carried the fuck out of Punk like he does every match. Punk also killed Cena's knee by fucking missing his cross body and landing right on Cena's knee. Lucky for him Cena is a beast and worked through it.
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>what is storytelling
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When you're an indy talent you get free passes from the iwc
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That's just his ring psychology dumbass
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https://youtu.be/LTADmx3RP6U

>>1087610
>>1087614

Please be trolling. If you want real storytelling with no botches watch a hbgay, Cena, tanahashi, Jericho match. Fucking retards.

>fucking up a powerbomb spot then going for the pin anyway is storytelling
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>>1087607
You seem to have misspelled Sin Cara
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>>1087620
> storytelling with no botches
> Cena

toppest of keks
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>>1087620
Holy shit he almost killed cena
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>>1087607
>>1087614
>>1087622

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Sk8er boi
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>>1087607
Ok i'll play along with you OP.
Ryback is a draw, he's the greatest wrestler in the PG era.
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You fags would never draw. Please, PLEASE lose weight
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>>1087607
even goat steve didn't feel good about him after meeting for the first time
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>>1087698
a lot of retards compares austin's god-tier austin 3:16 to cm punk's pepebomb
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>>1087695
Draw yourself a bath, you stinky virgin
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If I see Chris Masters Punk on this board one more time, I'm going to fucking vomit.
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>>1087695

>ANGRY little whining emo brat detected

Hi Phil!
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>>1087607
Think you made a mistake OP.

You posted a picture of CM Phil when you're clearly talking about Ryback.
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>>1087731

Chris Masters is a vastly superior wrestler who also had the dedication to get himself in shape. He does not deserved to be compared with that whining emo vegan brat.
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SLOPPY BUT...yeah, kinda sloppy. Oh well, at least his finishers looked legit.
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>>1087758
Yeah yeah, (insert copypasta here). I get it. I'm seriously getting fucking tired of seeing Cunt Manlet Punk either way.
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Isnt the real answer Jericho? Hes always been a little botchy between the good matches.
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>>1087614
You mean like how, Ryback dropped him on a concrete floor?
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>>1087607

He's a yardtard that was never actually trained, and that's how he wrestled.
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>>1087692
It was ring psycology dumbass he didn't i murr anyone
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>>1087918
It was rong pschology dumbazz
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>>1087607
people think Seth Rollins is great and that guy is reckless as fuck. He broke the vigilante Stings back and ended his career and he broke John Cenas face
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>>1087675

> The "being a feminist is bad" meme

18+
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>>1087945
Its just ring psychology dumbass
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>I'll tell you 1 and 1 makes 3

what did he mean by this?
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>>1087945

>18+
>On a thread about fake wrestling

My sides
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>>1087607
People under-rate his ring-work massively in retrospect.
He's a guy you had to be watching at the time to fully enjoy his matches, because half of his ability came from a fantastic wrestling-mind that was only truly seen viewing the work in full context.
That said he was pretty fucking sloppy when he tried to do more athletic stuff. He should've stayed away from crossbodies and moonsaults.
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>>1087961

He has issues with math.
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>>1087614
indeed
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>>1087944
Cena was the one who fucked up the knee by moving into it and Sting was already a broken shell of himself before the match started...Seth is GOAT deal with it
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>>1088033
Holy shit go fucking kill yourself and shove your 5.5 inch dick up your ass
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So many Skip Sheffields in this thread.
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>>1088302
Kys
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>>1087607
>He's great at psychology and acting in the ring,

I agree with you though, his matches before he quit were abominations.
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>>1087698
This is the moment where Davey boy decided he was tired of life.
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>>1087675
>copypasta
your opinion is not only bad, it's not even original.
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>>1088302
It'a ring psychology dumbass
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>>1088318
>his matches before he quit were abominations.
that's what working with injuries, a misdiagnosed staph infection and a growing disposition for your job will do
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>>1087607
Shit wrestler that no one cared about until his pipebomb only stood out because he was skinny-fat.
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>only 5 star match since 2000 in wwe
>shit
Top cuck
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>>1088793
yes cm punk is a cuck?
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hating cm punk is a meme
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>>1088812
How is hating a piece of shit a meme?
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>>1088812
So is loving him.

Choose your memes wisely.
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>>1088657

It's original as I created it.

Also, Hi Phil!
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>>1087607
>kids these days think matches have to be botch free
Watch some of your Attitude Era Favorites they are also full of botches and shit. MITB 11 still remains one of the best matches in wwe history if they like it or not. The build up and the pop where amazing and its one of the few John Cena matches i can watch without wanting to kill myself.
From Workrate alone Punk was one of the best at the time and not even the great Crossfit Jesus could match him.

Also.. you fucking smarks complain about botches and shit, id like to see one of you hitting a moonsault clean. That move is hard as fuck when you don't train it 24/7
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>>1089337
Jesus fucking Christ kill yourself.
>one of the few
>great crossfit Jesus

Just fucking die. 18+
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>>1089339
don't be a fucking mark.
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>>1089340
Ironing
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>>1089337

Hi Phil!
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>>1089339

>18+
>On a thread about fake wrestling

My sides
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Shame he's a fucking crybaby
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