the bayley toy with the wwe belt isnt an accident. theres multiple like that. to the dude who works at the store, it doesnt sound like you get a lot of variety so id take your experience with a grain of salt though i dont doubt roman toys move quite well.
sorting by best sellers on wweshop doesnt tell you much unless youre constantly checking because its always fluctuating and it doesnt give you actual #s.
Reminder that Bullet Club debuts the RAW after Mania and Nakamura not long after, probably coming in to save someone getting beat up by Bullet Club.
>tfw there was actual discussion for once instead of shitposting too
I don't get why you post this, it's obvious you're a regular poster in /wwe/ but you pretend you're not. No one's so pathetic they'd post this in a general they don't even like every day, right?
manlet ryback is just mad he doesnt get pushed because of his height, so he always shit talks semen skunk.
rybacks ok, but he'll be an A+ player when he starts adding more air attacks, maybe even get a rey murderio type push.
What's your favourite line of the greatest active commentator currently on this planet of Earth, JBL?
>tfw they're gettin' jiggy with lil' jbl and your about to ballgame
I predict that the story will be that either Undertaker or Shane died in the match. This will supposedly bring a new Attitude Era. Then CM Punk will walk out and laugh about it. The end.
I don't really get the Sami Zayn love, granted I've only really seen his matches on WWE the last few weeks and one match against Samoa Joseph on NXT, but he doesn't seem particularly special to me. He just arm drags and clotheslines and sometimes dives outside the ring like literally everyone does.
> I don't understand why I don't have the same opinion of a wrestler as people who've seen years upon years of his work instead of just some WWE-TV matches
Not the brightest cloud in the Heavens are you?
That's a given anon. Shane is only here in the first place because Vince was at the end of his rope. He needed some sort of draw to get fans interested in the weakest looking Mania card in years.
Because, you know, why build up your current roster when you could just keep relying on attitude era stars 10 years past their prime?
>Appealing to actual wrestling fans
Holy fuck my sides.
Charlottefag 17 of 320 checking. How good did our girl look last night? Fucking smarks can't even say they wouldn't hit with a straight face anymore. Also, it seems unlikely that Sasha's going to win at WM32 which is a plus.
>Other than the money, what did you enjoy most about your time at WCW? #AskTheHitman
9:23 AM - 8 Mar 2016
>BH: I really didn’t enjoy anything. If I had to sum up what one thing I did like I would probably say wrestling Sting. Sting was a class guy, just a first rate guy. Great guy to work with. Great guy to talk to. Great guy to hang out with. A real friend. No ego. Never saw any ounce of ego. Just a team player all the way and I always had a lot of respect for him. He really made coming to work fun. When I look back today I just have mounds of respect for Sting. When I watch some of our matches back they were actually pretty good. Considering we had absolutely no direction. Absolutely no storyline. Nothing made any sense. He was always able to make sense of the most stupid stuff that Bischoff could come up with. I just have so much respect for the fact he was there as long was and he just was a guy… you never forget guys like Sting. He was just there every day. Showed up for work and did the best he could every night. He made a real difference to guys like me in the dressing room that almost lost hope working there.
Is he trying too hard to get AJ over?
>Sylvester Lefort and Marcus Louis are in TNA and already wrestled a match, losing to Bromans
WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>Bromans back together
so what happened to that feud they had?
It's Robbie E and Jessie teaming again like nothing happened
>still haven't finished Showcase of Austin in 2k16
How fucking long can it be, fucks sake. If only the matches didn't boil down to "damage your opponent" "grapple him in the ring and watch a cutscene" "damage him outside and grapple him and watch a cutscene but OUTSIDE OF THE RING" with a QTE here and there.
If I wanted to watch just the storylines I'd turn on the WWE Network for just 9.99$ really
Yes. They're building the feud on thing that didn't even happen.
Y2AJ lasted barely two weeks and they acted like it was six months, won the tag titles and only AJ was getting cheered.
If they let it play out like that, it might have been okay, but it didn't happen like that at all.
So basically the feud is non-existent and rushed to make sure they both have a match at Wrestlemania.
For one, it's a big improvement from 15 in many places. Or rather bringing back a few things. It's not god-tier but it can be fun sometimes.
Besides I want to unlock everything possible and host a rumble. I have a feeling a random jobber will win it again just like 3 times before
It may not be perfect but it is at least a lot better than 15, and due to basically no wrestling games other than that being available on PC without resorting to emulators, I'll take it.
Just finished WM X-7 in the Austin showcase, that was a fun chore at least
That scenario may never happen, but where do you guys think they would go from there?
Do you think they'd actually try to do the unthinkable and push Rock as a Heel against Roman? Or just have it be a one-off to keep Roman stronk, and let Haitch parlay the belt to a more fitting Face.
>got outshone on the mic by Charlotte and fucking Becky Lynch
what happened to Sasha?
one dimension gimmick.
She fucking based her gimmick on a meme from 5 years ago. LIKE A BAWSS she hasnt changed a single thing about her shit, becky has tweaked her gimmick and character a lot, nature girl has even tweaked her character a bit.
Roman would get absolutely admonished against the Rock in every single way.
Rock could literally take a pregnant lady from the city they're in, abort her unborn child with a coat-hanger, get heat so nuclear it could power Uganda for a year, then get cheered to all fuck the second Roman's music hit.
Rock could literally punch a baby in the face and he would still be cheered over Roman.
But with Rock's movie schedule even allow for just one match? He's also got that HBO show on tap.
>into a horse is complete
i think you mean sashas.
>he was, now all he says is random stupid shit like cookiepuss and fruity pebbles
Compared to what?
The next best act is a group of negros with a fraction of his charisma who say "booty" instead.
At least Rock involves the crowd and has far better delivery.
Oh, also, Heelicho is God.
Decent banter, but I can't help but feel it's unwise, desu.
They try to keep a squeaky clean image. Can't have Roman going around with aggressive non-PG banter because he can't handle twitter ribs.
>two exclamation marks
Control your autism Ramen
>Right now WrestleMania 32 is scheduled for seven hours of coverage on the WWE Network - a two-hour Kickoff pre-show, a four-hour main show and then a one-hour Fallout post-show. We will have live coverage of all seven hours here on the site, as well as a post-show Podcast.
W E W
Deleted, like others. I checked this out earlier, but thanks for trying. I just would want to hear the boos
the reddit section is ecstatic .
>No. Did you see the huge fucking pop he got when people thought he beat Seth?
A+ player being a great heel.
>Dean will get at least 3 runs with it mark my words
as much as i dont like deanetty he might, might get one run with it but thats pretty much it.
> all these disgusting cathodicklicks in muh /wwe/
Nearly as bad as mudshits
Spics get out now
>I will break all of my fingers with Roman Reigns wins at mania
>A+ player being a great heel.
The entirety of Seth's heat has come from breaking the Shield in 2014. He hasn't done a single memorable villainous thing since then aside from threatening to murder Edge but that ended up being overshadowed by
>COME ON JAAAAAAHN
>DO IT JAAAAHN
Not to mention Edge made him look like a bitch in a comedy segment months later.
Guys last night I got drunk and ate a shiton of nachos and chicken and my ass is bleeding
10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Brits
>look like horses
>all have shit teeth
>their girls dont shave
>all sound like theyre mentally retarded
>live in a 3rd world country
>refer fries as chips
>their police dont even have guns
>are naturally all betas
>tfw Haitch is still the champ and Austin has fucked up knees and neck
> A&W introduces a 1/3 pound burger to compete with McDonald's quarter pounder
> even price it the same so you'd get a better deal than McDonald's
> taste testers and customers would say the 1/3 pounder tasted better
> It flops
> A&W conducts another survey to find out why
> people said they would rather get the larger burger regardless of taste since they are the same price and would get a better deal
> Americans thought a quarter of a pound of beef is greater than a third
You cannot fabricate this
Just fuck my career up
The A+ player tried to save him during the match sting ttold seth to just do it.
sting wanted to put over the A+ player because as he said "seth rollins is the best wrestler in the world" and he called him the future of the business.
Seth told him thanks for the match and that he was one of his favorite childhood wrestlers
Based sting putting over the next icon seth rollins.
Banksetty absolutely BTFO
Based fucking Lynch
mad that sting put him over ?
OFFICIAL WRESTLEMANIA MOMENTS POWER RANKINGS
Eternal GOAT: Hulk Hogan hulks up against The Rock
1. Hulk Hogan slams Andre the Giant
2. Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit embrace as World Champions
3. Stone Cold Steve Austin refuses to submit to Bret Hart
4. Randy Savage reunites with Miss Elizatbeth
5. The Undertaker kicks out of a Sweet Chin Music + Pedigree combo
6. Brock Lesnar conquers The Streak
7. The Undertaker retires Shawn Michaels with a jumping Tombstone Piledriver
8. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon shake hands
9. Shawn Michaels superkicks Ric Flair into retirement
10. Daniel Bryan turns WrestleMania into YestleMania
11. Edge Spears Jeff Hardy from a ladder
12. The Undertaker returns as The Deadman
50. The Undertaker hangs Big Boss Man
900. The Hulkster makes sure everyone leaves "happy" from WrestleMania IX
901. The Game ensures the crowd leaves WrestleMania 2000 bummed out
902. Brock Lesnar misses the Shooting Star Press
9000. Daniel Bryan loses the World Heavyweight Championship in 18 seconds
9001. HHH defeats Booker T 26 seconds after a Pedigree
9002. Big Show vs. Akebono
99999. Michael Cole vs. Jerry Lawler
>inb4 b-but where's le a+ player cash in
fuck off sethfags
>Enzo could be the next Daniel Bryan
That's based Chad Gable though
Haitch is an underrated as fuck worker, honestly
People just don't appreciate people unless they're doing athleticism and muh flips. Haitch is a classic old-school worker with amazing selling, psychology and storytelling
The only guys that top him today are Cesaro, Neville, Zayn and Styles
>mfw this weeks smackdown
Fuckin ell, this was shit.
Current: Seth Rollins
All time: The Undertaker or CM Punk
Raised Catholic, gave up because I wanted to learn about all of the religions, so Universalist, I guess