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I mean, were Cesaro and Swagger going to get a push or something? This theme is unusually fucking good. If he was going to be relegated to enhancement talent and honorary anus resident, why make him come out to this? Why the super over "We, The People" chants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN91-m1gjdk
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>>1081662
Was probably going to beat Alberto for the WHC

...and then he got high
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>>1081663
yeah, I get it, he's not been Cena or Angle squeaky clean. Know who else has had issues in the past?

HHH.
HBK.
VKM.

He does legitimately have everything WWE is looking for in a top face. Don't get me wrong, he's not going to go down with Angle as the most proficient pro wrestler in the business, but he's got:

Decent Mic skills (and Zeb)
The Height
The Size
With a tiny push, I'm sure people (especially in Trump's America) would literally fist fight over "We, The People" and "Patriot" shirts and merch.
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>>1081663
because I got high, because I got hiiiigh
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>>1081668
> Trump's America

I'm out.
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>>1081673
You're mexican?
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>>1081668
>he actually thinks Trump has a chance of winning
18+
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>>1081678
No, that's not what I meant. I mean, I do happen to think that (as an outsider looking in at the spectacle), but what I meant by "Trump's America" is a Murca that's afraid of foreign threats and hungry for patriotism. True of the US at any point, but it's at a fevered pitch now, and Trump's driving that fear and patriotism straight to his poll numbers.
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>>1081662

I've always thought his music was corny as fuck. To each their own though.
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>>1081662
I miss 2008 Jack Swagger so fucking much. The million dollar smile, the push-ups, throwing an imaginary discus, APPRECIATING how far he threw the imaginary discus, pointing at the titantron as it replays his win, what a fucking good character. His song "I'll bring you to your knees" song was perfect for him too, remember songs with lyrics? Now he's just a catchphrase, if that even.
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>>1081668
Trips was caught after marrying Stephen
VKM owns the dam company
HBK has always had huge sway backstage

His problems involve his very bland moveset that doesn't really fit his height, his generally unimposing physique and his general inability to connect with the crowd outside of the chant. I don't have any strong hatred for him, but I know that when he wrestles I'm about to watch a very uninteresting 5-10 minutes.
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>>1081769
Now? Yeah. Because he was dropped hard after messing up, not for heroine, not for crack, but fucking weed. Against it or not, in modern society that's essentially being caught with a beer and a lit cigarette. For good Swagger that did connect with the crowd, see >>1081766
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>>1081769

Holy shit, an mmautist admitting he watches wrestling and talking about it. I'm shocked.

I just want to add that the Swagger Bomb might be one of the shittiest and most boring finishers I've ever seen. Hot garbage.
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>>1081662
they took away the gut wrench power bomb and gave him the swaggerlock, they should have let him use both.
Also him doing the vaderbomb was good, let him use his tallness and mass made it look good.
Give him back his eagle and his goofy shit and he will be so over as a face.
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>>1081783
>swagger lock
You must mean patriot lock. Jack Swagger is more than a man, he is an idea. A true patriot. An All-American American-Canadian.
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>>1081662

>TFW you realize the nationalist shit was cooled because WWE is a POZZED by jews and liberals telling McMahon the shit ain't kosher.

Once he is done legdropping Gawker we need Hoogan back to clean up WWE.
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>>1081796
eehhh...the closest we'll ever get to that after "nigger" is maybe Axelmania running wild on us again.
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I can tell you what wasnt an accident, him getting 'caught' with weed.
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>>1081662
I still want them to do more with the Real Americans gimmick. And there's no reason to keep Swagger and Colter separate. They were a great duo.
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ECW swagger was based
Smack down swagger was based
RaW swagger was based
Real American swagger is based

Push jack swagger now
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He has a lisp
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He's a lispy faggot and a cuck that got married to some whore that did porn.
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>>1081777
>>MMAutist

What? When did I ever give that impression?

Besides, I go in and out of TMA, MMA, boxing, and wrestling topics all the time. I guess I'm just not so up my ass about liking or disliking any one that I have to be condescending and arrogant to someone else for liking things I don't like.

>I just want to add that the Swagger Bomb might be one of the shittiest and most boring finishers I've ever seen. Hot garbage.

Yeah, he's not the right frame to do that move. Vader made it popular and it was damn terrifying when he did it. Swagger'a doesn't have the same kind of impact.
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>>1081662
Swagger is great
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>>1081668
You do realize who the three people you cited are right?

Swagger doesn't have the sway they have backstage.
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>>1081772
That's not the first time someone in WWE had their push wrecked by weed, so really, he should've been smarter than that.

I liked the real americans, but Cesaro was always the favorite of the duo anyway. At least for me.
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>>1081662
Good wrestler, I don't know why he's so far down the card when everyone else is injured.
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>>1081777
the swagger bomb was never a finisher always a transition move
>Swagger'a doesn't have the same kind of impact.
granted he doesnt have the same mass as vader but a 6'7 275lb guy coming down at you will do damage.
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>>1081777
thats not his finisher. his real finisher is fucking GOAT
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>>1081668

I don't think you understand how the WWE Wellness Policy works. It works by allowing Vince to arbitrarily suspend whoever the fuck he wants in order to boost his own ego by putting himself above them, while exempting anyone Vince approves of. Because, in Vince's Mind, if Vince approves of you, that makes you a fundamentally better person, and not beholden to the same rules he imposes on people he doesn't anoint as Worthy.

You'll notice the guys who get caught are almost never the obviously roiding bodybuilder types (Cena, Ryback, The Rock, Triple H). This is because Vince thinks bodybuilders are the epitome of humanity (because Vince is a daft retard), which is why Vince is a wanna-be bodybuilder roided off his tits. And since Vince is, in Vince's Mind, perfect, anyone who is like Vince is also perfect. So bodybuilding faggots get a pass while actual athletes don't.
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>>1081668

>Decent Mic skills
>Jack Swagger

I actually like Swagger but NIGGA, PLEASE
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>>1088441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Z3Rt6851w
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>>1088356
Christian run as the WWECW champ was the best champion run in WWE's last decades.
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>>1089148
yep

christian is GOAT

>goes to TNA
>impact becomes HIS show and its GOAT
>goes to ECW
>it becomes HIS show and it is GOAT
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>>1081662
>people shit on CFO$ for "hurr rock guitars"
>this theme is literally so patriotic my dick just ejaculated a bald eagle carrying an assault rifle

It's seeming more and more like Jim Johnston comes here to shitpost about being irrelevant.
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>>1087999
Swagger desperately needs a flashy, charismatic tag partner to lead him.

Right now he's a JJ without his Gable
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>>1089248
swaggie was great as a singles guy you cuck
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you would think that since he and roman are such good friends he would try to politic for him backstage
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>>1090238
Politic has never worked since 2001 unless for name is triple gay
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>>1090238
I think Roman knows he's status as main guy is a fleeting thing, and doesn't want to push his luck by lobbying for his buddy before even himself gets truly over.
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Jack swagger isn't even on superstars anymore. What happened
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Few midcarders make it big.

Edge, Jericho , eddie, mysterio, Benoit.
That's it
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>>1091520
How do you leave Cena out of this list.
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