You're gonna go to hit me I'm gonna miss

>>1079679
FUCK

>>1079692
MY

>>1079696
LINES

>>1079679
Then you'll miss, then you'll life me, then I'll lift you, then you'll get lactic acid build up, which for some reason you're no longer accustomed to and will become paralyzed with pain, and you know why? Because my heart is beating and I'm alive.

>I'ma just punch you with these here fists, dog

>>1079700
didn't he say oxygen build up? he fucked up so many times

AND I'VE GOT HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO!

>>1079707
and then he went at Taker like a 6 year old girl that's just been told she's absolutely not wearing her princess dress to the dinner table.

Why are we cheering for him to be back again? I like what he represents, but goddamn keep him out of the ring and preferably in front of an off-screen teleprompter.

Shane looked and sounded like he was having a stroke during this

Shane should insist on ad-libbed promos from now on. He's having real problems remembering his lines. He does this every week now, where he fluffs lines and gets confused.

JUST LET HIM WORK VINCE.

YOURE GONNA MISS ME THEN IM GONNA MISS YOU THEN THERE WILL BE SO MUCH OXYGEN

Here comes the pepaaaaayyy

>>1079870
My favorite edit desu

what's with those punches? keking hard.

>>1079879

daily reminder he "trains" and those are punches he paid to learn

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>>1079870

>>1079892
kek

>>1079731
I'll be at the philly raw with a buncha buds. Any chants you look forward to hearing, don't care how many kids are in our section.

>>1079798

>Shane should insist on ad-libbed promos from now on

EVERYBODY should insist on ad-libbed promos from now on

That's one of WWE's main problems now...everything is scripted to the letter....even the fucking Raw commentary

>>1079679
Last night was horrible, he just doesn't have it anymore.

>>1079921

You will be a God if you get a Chris Benoit chant going.

>>1079921
push ryback

size matters

>>1079921
WE WANT SASHA

>>1079946
18+ to post on here

>>1079679
There is no way Shane is going to actually compete at WM. I'll eat my shoe if there is no funny business and this 1 on 1 Undertaker upset happens.

>>1079921

CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS BENOIT

>>1079953

I'm 31 years old and watched his entire North American career. That's why I want a Benoit chant.

>>1079967
So your an autistic manchild that supports a child killer?

>>1079921
WE WANT NIGGERS!

>>1079967
>31
>watching wrestling still
wew lad

>>1079967
I bet you are a manchild who like cheers for new day or kevin obese.

>>1079971
I think he was a very good wrestler, and that RAW has become a shitfest that deserves hijacking.

Also, Benoit was mentally and physically ill. He was sick, not evil.

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I think he was a very good wrestler, and that RAW has become a shitfest that deserves hijacking.

Also, Benoit was mentally and physically ill. He was sick, not evil.

>>1079977
Nope. I mark for 'Taker, BMJ, Bork, and A+ Player.

>>1079982

What, it's not like I said he was the GOAT. Just very good. Not even top ten though.

He lacked the look and the charisma to go from very good to great. He's Bret tier, not Stone Cold tier.

>>1079975
bryan meltzer is 56.

>>1079987
so you support a vanilla midget who killed his family and he never drew a dime

>>1079977

Also, fuck New Day. Outside of this Golden Truth story that's been building, there is nothing redeeming about the current tag division.

>>1079990

Doesn't change the fact that he was very good in the ring. And once again, he was sick. It's like if a paranoid schizophrenic guy kills someone during a psychotic episode. It's tragic, but not evil.

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>>1079967
>That's why I want a Benoit chant.

Trim your neckbeard

>>1079994
so yes you support a killer

>>1080007
A killer's pre-murder wrestling.

>>1080036
so you're going to ignore the fact that he killed his family

>>1080039
Not even the same guy but I don't see how it matters. If I wanna watch the Cosby show I watch it regardless of rape charges. If I wanna watch a Benoit match I watch it regardless of the murder.

I'm not saying he's a good man (though clearly there were a lot more factors that just a desire to kill his family) just that I can watch or like his wrestling all I want.

>>1080007

So yes, you think brain damaged sick person was at fault for their actions.

>>1080047

Let's be real here. These people aren't even Reddit. These are bleeding heart tumblr faggots infesting /wwe/.

>>1080048
no one told him to do those moves.

>>1080047
>>1080054
You realize redditors support benoit right? maybe you should go there

>>1079892
Does anyone have the one with the green hands, forgot to save it.

>>1079921
can you bring a cena sign or something and then write CHRIS BENOIT on the other side with a fat marker while you're there and try to get on tv?

>>1080066
Actually i watched this video >>1080000

>>1080059

I said these people are tumblr, not Reddit. Learn to read, Mongo.

>>1080076
I'm sure both tumblr and redditors support benoit. They're both autistic sites that circle jerks around vanilla midgets

>>1080087

Nah man, tumblr are all bleeding heart SJW faggots that think the horsewomen should main event Mania.

>>1080103
Basically the same thing. Red mare does uses the cross face

>>1079725
>Why are we cheering for him to be back again?

Because he's Shane O'Mac, you nigger.
He's fun as fuck in-ring. He takes retard bumps and is a spotmonkey.
His punches have always been hilariously shit.

>>1080113

I'll mark the fuck out like a 10 year old hearing YABADOO if Shane O'Mac can still go coast2coast. That's all that needs to happen for his match at Mania to be awesome.

>>1079921
Anything that will likely rile whatever performer is in the ring

Vince hates "What" chants, and often responds, Big Show has mentioned that "PLEASE RETIRE" upsets him greatly, etc. You get my point. Tailor it to whoever is in the ring.

>>1079980
>Killing a child
>Not evil
Then John was the evil

>>1080158
Wat, Big Show doesn't mind the please retire chants. He laughs it off.

>>1080169
The people who tells beeg to retire are idiots.

big show is a bigger star power than most of the indy guys

>>1080164

>I think severe brain damage and mental illness are evil.

>Some guy is in here unironically arguing for the right to chant Benoit

You do know that the real world isn't as autistic or edgy as you right? Sure, pay Vince to go see his show then while Sin Cara is wrestling Bo Dallas and the crowd is quiet start your loner Benoit chant. People will not join in, you'll get awkward stares or might even get booted out if the security is up for it.

The most likely scenario here is that you're a pussy and you won't chant anything, you'll just sit in your chair like the little beta you are.

>>1080251

>doesn't know Haitch got Benoit chants at the beginning of TakeOver Brooklyn

In the right city, with a smark crowd, a Benoit chant could totally happen.

>>1080279
yes NXT fans are mostly autistic people

>>1080279
>You do know that the real world isn't as autistic or edgy as you right?

you seem to have missed this key part of the reply

>>1080279

Only thing worse than a Benoit chant is a CM Punk one. Why do people even do it? He's not coming back, has burned bridges with the company and is doing something else, yet neckbeards will chant his name for 10 seconds before gassing out.

>seriously wanting benoit chants to happen

please consider losing 300 pounds

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>>1080061

fucking embarassing

SHANE SUCKS

>>1080103
didn't even realize tumblr had a wrestling community to be quite honest, that's scary

>>1079921
RYBACK RULES
FEED ME MORE
WE WANT RYBACK
Y2J
WE WANT CHRISTIAN
BATISTA
ROMAN REIGNS

>>1080279
if a benoit chant even started they'd put fake cheers over it to cover it up anyways

>>1080310
bless

>>1080306

I'm actually a skinnyfat manlet.

>>1080316

See how deep the rabbit hole goes. It's every bit as horrifying as you imagine.

http://wrestlingdivasconfessions.tumblr.com

>>1080321

>doesn't know RAW is live.

>>1079921
RYBACK RULES
SIZE MATTERS
AJ STYLES
Y2J (so we can hear his banters)

>>1079982
>>1080006
>>1080059
reddit hates benoit

>>1080431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpm9xXFu1U

>>1080396
it is live, but they can still insert fake crowd reaction, you can even notice when they start to run it over the actual audio

>>1080907
Why don't they do it for Roman then?

>>1080394
dear god... killing myself now...
SJW's say they get PTSD well hot damn I think i might have it now

>>1080909
Because Triple H wants to be over as a babyface

>>1080909
They've been killing crowd mics while his music is on for a while now

>>1080933
Then beating the shit out of Dean and Ziggles is a poor start