Intercontinental Title Match

>>1079300
Obesity.

A salad.

better not be a 6 man ladder match.
They're stagnant

>>1079300
I'm calling it, Creative are going to snort ALL the cocaine and make this matchup happen:

8man tag elimination match
Team "NXT":
Kevin Owens, Tyler Breeze, Sami Zayn and Neville
vs. The Wyatt Family
Bray, Strowman, Rowan, Harper

You know it in your heart anon, it's the most retarded possible outcome, so it's going to happen.

8 man ladder match Vs.
Sami Zayn
The Miz
Neville
Ryback
Stardust
Dolph Ziggler
Tyler Breeze

>>1079300
Bayley

>>1079309
>>1079311
Neville is kill. He's missing Mania.

>>1079301
Fuck I kek'd harder than I should have

>>1079315
I didn't watch last night's RAW yet, I suppose they'll just get someone else to sub for him.

>>1079319
Del Rio, hopefully

>>1079300

A scale

His waistline

High cholesterol

Hypertension

Diabeetus

Coronary bypass surgery

>>1079320
Del Rio isn't very NXT though, but then again, it IS WWE Creative, it's not like they operate by any recognizable sort of logic from neither this one nor our bizarro mirror-universe.

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>>1079300

>>1079326
Yep

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>tfw theres more than one Divas segment

Probably just a singles match against Zayn

Before last night I would've said there's a slim chance of a six man ladder match with him, Sami, Neville, Why2Just, AJ, and Miz. But who knows now that Neville is dead.

>>1079375
Nevilles legit injured?
Top kek

>>1079300
Probably fighting the urge to eat fried chicken and cheesecake during a match

>>1079300
getting rekt by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0

>>1079373
>Charlotte vs Becky vs Sasha is actually given enough time to be entertaining
>Brie vs Lana bra and panties match

>>1079300
the really good bbq places in dallas and then the catering table.

Weight

>>1079378
That's not funny you little bitch

>>1079300

My money?

Owens wrestling the urge to cram a box of Crispy Creme into his yapper.

>>1079300
Wish he fought a real athlete like Scott Steiner. I would be entertained by that fat piece of shit for once

>>1079301

How do I gild you? Many upvotes, friend.

>>1079300

8-Man Ladder Match:

Kevin Owens (c),
Sami Zayn,
Stardust,
Luke Harper,
Dolph Ziggler,
Tyler Breeze,
Kane,
A member of LoN

>>1084282
LoN are facing New Day 4 vs 3

>>1079311

>Neville

Injured ankle, out for 2-3 months.

>Ryback

Isn't he in a US Championship Match with Kalisto?

>>1084283

Oh? Thought it was 3 vs 3.

Swap it with Sin Cara then.

>16 different people making the same boring joke
Great thread
Hopefully he faces Zayn and they have a 2-3 month feud.

>>1084296
this.

I have a feeling theyre gonna shoehorn someone pointless in like miz though

>>1079300
AJ Styles

>>1079300
Bayley

Bray Wyatt

Everything will come together soon

The audience

>>1084283
>4v3

So new day are officially face now?

Michael Cole

Sami and Miz

>>1079315
Good. Finn main eventing RAW fucking when?