why the fuck do people 'like' this fuckwad again? he

>>1076470

Please get your G.E.D

>>1076470
You need to dial it back to be more effective, bruh.

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>>1076470

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>it's another thread where some bitter faggot with no job gets mad that someone shorter than him is working in wwe

>>1076484
>>1076497
>>1076505

>entire raw thread shits on him for being boring and god awful
>suddenly le plebbit defense force comes out in full force
?

>>1076470
Its the meme of liking the indie wrestlers

>>1076514
(You)

>>1076514
>/wwe/ represents every user on /asp/

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>>1076514
>>entire raw thread

>>1076470
He's a quirky, unique, bearded, pasty, awkward, shy, kind of weak, dude


He reminds them of themselves

That's why they like him


/thread

OP: "Hmmmm... this guy is getting a lot of attention and I really want to have a strong opinion, but I really don't want to do the work to have a good opinion by actually watching this guy's previous work. Guess I'll just shit post!"

>>1076762
He's a filthy muslim though. He will never connect with a Pres.Trump-era America.

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>>1076551
>tfw El Generico hasn't wrestled in like 3 years
Where did he go?

He's okay but hes nothing without the Generico gimmick

>>1076470
Yeah why the hell do we need heath slater v2.0?

>>1076470
Ska music is dogwhistling for white supremacists

>>1076507
> implying that Zayn isn't taller than OP

>Sami Zayn
>6' 1"
>midget

Based Zayn working anti-smarks already.

>>1076470
Care to elaborate how it feels to be a kissless virgin?

>>1077928
And a fucking white Muslim one at that

>>1079077
What, you don't like white people?

>>1079085
I love white people

>>1076470
i stopped liking him when I learned he is a muslim. I was willing to look past the from Quebec but being a muzzie is just too awful to look past

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>>1076470
Only been on the main roster 2 weeks and based Sami is already working the anti-smarks.

>>1076903

El Generico retired to volunteer at a Mexican orphanage.

>>1076470
I liked him before he got injured.

Now he is boring as fuck, i would rather have cesaro instead of him because at least memesaro is fun to watch

>>1079077
>>1079085
>>1079099

>Lebanese
>"white"

Zayn is a sandnegro boys.

>>1079148
>Only been on the main roster 2 weeks and based Sami is already working the anti-smarks.


He was already in the main roster until he got injured in his first match dumb cunt

>>1076470
I just want him to get injured to "retire" then return with el generico gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppumD1RBO0

>>1076470
>Shit gimmick
>Shit entrance
>Shit entrance theme
>Shit pants
>Ginger

I dunno OP, I really don't. Just put the man in spandex and make Rollins vol.2 heel type

>>1080088

Don't forget

>sandnigger
>mudslime

>>1076470
I think they are trying to have a Middle Eastern babyface.

>>1080129

Sandniggers don't draw.

>>1080129
They're not, at all.
They paint him as a good old Canadian babyface.
They even played off the arabic writing on his tights as "a tribute to his world-traveled experience".
They don't make any outward note whatsoever of his heritage in kayfabe. They even got Bret to introduce him. They really want to hammer his Canadian ties home.

Should go back to being El Generico

did people actually think the match with him and joe was fun to watch

>>1076911
Holy shit I had no idea that gif was Generico until JUST now.

>>1077937
He's middle-eastern.

>>1080135
Yeah he sounds intensely canadian is why.

>>1080138
Yes.

It was a little slow sometimes but other than that it was solid.

>>1080138
I think it was an objectively good match, because it was structured well, and Sami has honestly superb selling. He gets the crowd riled for him as he gets his ass whooped and works a comeback like no other.
But it was still boring as fuck. It needed more diversity and variation. It was literally 99% Joe beating up Sami with his completely usual toolkit. He did nothing unique or new.

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>>1076470
>ginger and muslim

Can't you ragheads just behead him instead of random people? He probably deserves it more.

>>1080160
I dunno, it was a good match for marks though. I watched it with my dad and he loved the match. He was never much in to wrestling, but sometimes watches Raw with me. He said that he would much rather watch NXT now after watching that match.

/wooo/ is having a meltdown right now because their darling was insulted

>>1080225

Sure thing sweetie

>>1080138
Certainly not me.

It went on way too long. And there was so much downtime where nothing happened. They should have cut it in half. It would have been way better with less time.

If you're gonna do a 45 minute 2/3 falls match then you better have some great moments. There were no great moments. It was so boring.

>>1080135

But Zayn is a sandnigger name.

>>1076484

Please let your daughter be some mudslime sandniggers 4th concubine.

>All these mad smarks

OP has a strong point. Seeing him on the main roster wrestling The Miz and stardust accentuates it even more.

>>1078011
both are equally viable and just as funny to imagine. given how equally pathetic they would make op

>>1080323
Agree.

Aj styles made his match the miz fun as fuck.

a fucking ginger muslim from Quebec. Is there anything more disgusting?

>>1080323
> samefagging this obviously

>>1081122
only because he legit kicked his teeth out. even kofi got a good feud with miz after booting him in the face too

>>1081126
yeah i usually mark out for canadians but this fuckhole can take the advertisement for allah he's got printed on his pants and shove it up his own ass

>>1081252
>only because he legit kicked his teeth out
That was a work anon.

His 45minute match with samoa joe was also boring, same with stardust and the miz. At least based fatass matches are fun to watch

>>1081255
>work
wait what
http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/aj-styles-knocks-out-some-of-the-mizs-teeth/
if it was a work i got worked as hard as this news website did i guess

>>1080133
They are trying to build a global brand.

>>1080135
I'm sure they could still market him in those regions as Arabic while being a Canadian here in North America. WWE is expanding all around the world.

>>1081297

Mudslime failed states won't let their people watch a show that shows women's elbows, Achmed.

>>1081305
How do they market him as a good white boys when he has a mudslime name?

He's in for a rude awakening. I hope he didn't subscribe to the Meltzer school of "if he's good in the ring, he will get over". Because I guarantee that is not the case, and if Sami Zayn ever achieves higher than upper midcard PPV status I will asphysxiate myself to death like Benoit.

>>1076470
He is not midget. He is pretty tall

>>1081352
He's a midget charisma wise. They apply to the vanilla midget category.

>>1081360
See his promo with cabana about 'eat children' fucking funny.
Not my problem that wwe mark think that they see in his company is the wrestler full potential (EC3 and Ezekiel jackson are the mayor example of that)

>>1081425
>Cabana

Sorry I avoid him like the plague. Dude had the opportunity of a lifetime to get over "Scotty Goldman" and he thought he was too big for it.

>>1081360
> charisma = size

If that's the case Roman Reigns is outsized by El Torito

>>1081428
> Scotty Goldman
> opportunity of a lifetime to get over

You don't even believe this.

>>1081441
He lost to one of the biggest pushed young stars of 2008, The Brian Kendrick. He quit with his tail between his legs before he could go any further. Total quitter. Total loser. Nobody even listens to his podcasts anymore because his guests suck compared to Ross, Austin, and Jericho. When Punk is sick of him he's done.

>>1081360
He's actually hella charismatic and fairly tall.

People just throw "vanilla midget" at any guy who came up through the indies, not even understanding it was originally meant to apply to bland "ring generals" with no other discernible features.

>>1081449
> lose every match
> no promo time

WHAT A ROCKET

You're a delusional retard. I feel sorry for your caretakers.

>>1081490
I feel even sorrier for your apologists, Scott. Maybe when you accept the fact that you're an unpushable kike, you'll come to terms with your status in this business.

>>1081497
> casual racism

Here's where you lost any chance of people even feigning taking you seriously

>why the fuck do
>plebbit
>fucking worship
>this fuckwad again?

Because:

>he has no fucking gimmick
>and is
>another fucking vanilla midget like the rest of them

You answered your own question.

>>1081503

Nah, he's still easier to take seriously than you. On the one hand you've got a dude with valid opinions about wrestling, and on the other you've got a faggot kike who needs to get Auschwitz'd. Tough choice.

>>1081556
> samefagging

Gas yourself underage #faget

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>>1081360
>charisma=size

Guess that makes Big Show the most charismatic guy on the roster right?

>If I go around repeating the same buzzwords over and over again, that clearly makes me right!
Fuck off anti-smark.

>>1081503
gb2/tumblr/ and weep about racism, SJW faggot.

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>>1081360
>He's a midget charisma wise.
What's next midget talent wise?