/wwe/ presents... Monday Night Raw gamethread 2 - Big Daddy Haku

first for bring back hulk hogan

Second for /nogf/

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>Deanetty

>brock backing down
wwe pls

A

FUCKING

CROWBAR

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Anybody else from /a/ here?

Raw will get better, right?

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>Brock forgot there's weapons under the ring

Why doesnt he just shoot Brock?

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>Dean getting tossed into another feud that he's guaranteed to lose

>>1075547
Everybody wants Hulk Hogan back

Why is creative set on making Brock look like a geek every time he appears

>>1075586
inb4
>we all /a/
Fuck off weeb fuckfaces

>Dean/Brock at WM
Could be good. Dean should be champ right now though and fighting his heel turned best friend.

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>Dean gets a crowbar out
>Brock still doesnt back down despite it not being a fair fight
>im supposed to cheer and support deanetty

>>1075587
When Kurt returns, yes :)

>>1075589
Cornette pls

So Lesnar isn't afraid of ripping a car apartwith his bare hands but can't handle a crowbar.

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>>1075534
No weebo fags allowed

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>>1075586
we all /a/ here

>>1075586
Jesus Peru, can't you let it go already?

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NO MATTER WHAT DEaN WILL NEVER LOOK STRONG AGAINST BROCK

>Dean isn't over

>pure babyface pop
>let's go Ambrose!
>Got BROCK LESNAR heat

Deanetty shitters BTFO

Who here is waiting for based heel Jericho to cut a promo?

KURT

ANGLE

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>that segment

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who /renee/ here?

Kek my Dean BTFO Bitch Lesnar

wheres our silverback ryback?

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>>1075586
yep

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>>1075595

>Marking out for Deanetty

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>>1075586
Reporting in

>>1075595
>>1075602
Fags.

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So will Bork win at wm?

>Ryback with a jobber entrance

BURIED

>ryback gets a jobber entrance to kalisto

kek

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>>1075612
>Wearing thigh highs
YES

RYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACKRYBACK

Y O U S U C K
O
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>>1075615
Speak for yourself gorillacuck.

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>roidback

>Ryback coming out during a commercial

BERRIED

LEAKED KURT ANGLE RETURN THEME -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbEcjYM-RU

RYBACK !!!!!!!

>evil Sin Cara

lol wtf

Ryback with jobbers entrance lol

>Sin Cara's outfit

Sin cara looks like a gimp

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>>1075602
>tfw you will never sit in Hakus' lap drinking beer watching anime

why even live

BOTCH

>it's a Ryback is booked 50/50 episode

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>that Sin Cara outfit
the fuck

>these lucha outfits
Muh dick

>Sin Cara vs Ryback
Gee, who's winning this one I wonder.

>Black Sin Cara

Nice

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SIN CARA NEGRO IS BACK

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>Kalisto dropped the belt on the jump
>mfw

NICE BOTCH

HHAAHA

>dropping the belt

HOLY SHIT

DID HE JUST JUMP FROM THE FLOOR OVER THE TOP ROPE?

how is this guy not getting pushed

Super Dragon and a butterfingered Kalisto

VENOM teaming with Sin Cara

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>>1075586

>>1075638
Glad I wasn't the only one

Sin Cara looks better in a black vest than Roman does

>losing your belt

>>1075629
kill urself fat nigger

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>>1075621
>butthurt

so Ryback shreks Sin Cara to set up a US belt match

IS THAT SIN CARA NEGRO?

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>Sin Cara's outfit
WARDROBE BOTCH!

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>>1075633
bitches wanna fuck me
cause I look like Rambo

>Ryback vs Sin Cara

TIME FOR BOTCHES

BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA BOTCHAMANIA

>>1075634
RYBERG!!!!!

It's Gimp Cara!

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>Ryback getting the jobber entrance

How is Pittsburgh crowd? Will they boo the hell out of Roman? Would they mark when he comes back?

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>Sin Cara negro is back

>All these morons watching streams that are 5 minutes behind.

Stop being poor please.

Ryback should get the US belt and have open challenges each week where he face random indie midgets and beats them in 10 secs

This crowd is fucking dead lmao

Ryback confirmed crowd killer

Black Sin Cara is the most powerful of them all. It is Power Rangers all over again!

looks bad ass as fuck in black

>>1075675
Sometimes it takes a few seconds for posts to appear here

>>1075673
Roman is over, expect cheers

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mfw an american was fat near me

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>dead crowd

good job, roidback

>Ryback match

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

Why is gimp batman fighting a roided up twink in his underwear?

you can hear a pin drop just about

>WE WANT ANGLE

COULD IT BE

>>1075679
You're dumb as fuck

WE WANT ANGLE

>beating people up pays the rent

Be right back, going to pick a fight in the streets.

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Anime fags on /asp/ = cancer

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>WE WANT ANGLE chant

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Fucking vanilla midgets.

>we want angle
all these hopes getting crushed tonight

>>1075687
It gets the kids excited

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Are they chanting "We Want Angle?"

Is this happening tonight?

WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE

muh next goldbergfags BTFO

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>mfw a Brit tuned in late for RAW cause he wanted to stay up till 4 am watching children's mandrama

anything important happen at the start?

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>We Want Angle chants
Kek he aint cummin

Ryback has the same match every fucking time
>that failed lucha chant

K U R T
U
R
T

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>even kalisto can't keep this crowd alive

>>1075683
>mfw yuropoors are up at 5am for soap opera in tights

>Kalisto turning rudo

kek

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>>1075701
>113,915 views

BOTCH
O
T
C
H

I can dream

How can you not be impressed with the big guy?

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>NO HEAT WHATSOEVER

based as fuck

Lmao deadest crowd ever

Come on, WWE. Sin Cara can be great if you leave him.

>Ryback did extra damage

Yep, Kalisto is going over

THAT LITERAL SILENT CROWD LMAO

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Post YFW Angle comes out later to save Shane McMahon and the HITC match at Mania becomes Taker vs Angle.

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tfw no Pokéfags to snuggle with

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>Dumbasses thinking angle is coming out tonight
If Angle comes out tonight, /a/ is banned from these threads.
But hes not coming out so /a/ is here to stay.

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>No reaction

Ryback confirmed not lasting the year

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>Literally no one cares about Ryback winning

>And Eupoor and an American where being gay next to me

>that one guy chanting feed me less

which one of you was that?

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>feed me less chant

Is Sin Cara a BOY NEXT DOOR?

LITTLE GUY

We /pol now with Rubio?

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>>1075719

>those fucking angle chants
If only...

>size matters
Little dicks BTFO

SMARKS BTFO

SIZE MATTERS

>Size Matters

Okay, Vince, we get it. You have a small penis and you hate anyone under 6'2.

SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH
SIZE MATTERS
LITTLE GUY
RYBACK PUSH

>ryback getting a singles match at mania
>owens isn't

what the actual fuck

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>ryback talking

MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO MANLETS BTFO

So is Rybotch a heel or nah?

SIZE
I
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MATTERS
A
T
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>>1075720
Deal

>>1075702
everything was irrelevant

MANLETS BTFO

>segment with Steph

DONT MAKE ME LISTEN TO HER SHITTY MUSIC PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>He cuts a promo too

for fuck sakes

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HAHAHAHAHA

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

RYBACK CONFIRMED CROWD KILLER

MANLETS BTFO
>SIZE MATTERS
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>the angle is now about height
>insecure /fit/izens pop for it ITT

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>Kalisto vs RyBerg at 'Mania
No
please no
somebody hold me

SMARKS
E
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T
H
I
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G

>>1075738
Yeah. Turned a few weeks ago.

MANLETS BTFO
>SIZE MATTERS
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This is literally /wwe/s dream feud, except executed poorly.

WTF DIDN'T KNOW RAW WAS ON YET. Anything happened in the first 50 minutes?

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>>1075728
LITTLE MARCO BTFO

>>1075744
WELCOME TO THE FEMDOM

>Ryback vs Kalisto will possibly be on the main show card at Mania
Please keep this trash on the preshow

>>1075675

>paying the electric jew

How close is big guy to getting let go?

>people think Kalisto isn't getting that babyface underdog power level boost and beating Ryback

Wew /wwe/

>>1075744
IT'S THE QUEENDOM


WHERES THE KINGS BOW DOOOOWN

BASED FUCKING RYBACK

Angle coming out next!!!

>>1075744
queendom wigger shit.

>>1075720
I would leave these threads forever happily if it meant Angle could come back.

>>1075759

Please lose weight. I bet you like AJ Styles.

>>1075752
>>1075747
>>1075742
>>1075737


WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

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So, who /y/ here?

MANLETS BTFO
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>>1075756
>>1075761
>>1075765
Worst part about watching it live is not being able to skip it instantly

See what happens when a good big guy beats a good little guy?

>literal silent crowd
>Let's give them a program for Mania
Jesus Christ

>Size Matters
Ryback confirmed losing so they can have a shitty feel good moment and cole will drop a shitty sound bite "Kalisto proving size doesnt matter!" When kalisto goes over.

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>All these Manlet Smarks trying to talk shit to Da Based Guy

>Meet the Blacks
dat racisss

>>1075748
>insecure manlet projecting his insecurities because he cant handle banter

>>1075771
are they making yaoi for New Japan Young Lions now?

>>1075776
Exactly, /wwe/ btfo again

>>1075776
rey mysterio all over again. yawn.

>LU ad on USA Network
WWE BTFO AGAIN

WE WANT ANGLE

BASED CHRISLEY

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>>1075780
>insecure /fit/izen being a hypocrite because he can't handle being called out on an anime imageboard

Angle when, 11pm exact?

>Ryback says "Size Matters"
>Smarks get triggered cause they're size queens, overweight, out of shape, and all their indie favorites are manlets

Based Ryback working the smarks top kek.

>>1075771
Jesus, New Day released a monster upon the community.

>only time on /asp/ where you can easily spot the eucucks cos of DST

we really need flags

>>1075789
During Stephanie's promo

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>>1075784
And there's nothing you can do about it

All of this for a fucking ad?

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW...

Time to take a dump

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>All the Brits tuning in right now

IT'S THE QUEEEEEEEENDOM

>thigh high boots

Lads...

Why didn't they show THE BIG DOG?

>>1075790
INDEED

Angle's neck is held together by a pin and he's had multiple DUIs. WWE will never let him wrestle again.

>MUH DICK

She's starting to walk out retarded like her father

steph looking qt

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>mad dog vachon in a hot dog commercial
We miss you, Mad Dog. RIP.

Fuck Stephanie is on point tonight.

AY YO HOL UP IS RAW ANY GOOD?

>>1075783
none. also nigger I just went to /sp/ and there were 4 anime related pics on the 1st page.

>>1075801
jericho shh

>Steph will never sit on your face

Stephanie should be coming out to "My Time"

>>1075804
This

>>1075792
when they make the pro wrestling board it should a nsfw board, have flags, id's and sound webms

>>1075794
>THE LITTLE GUY HAS DONE IT, MAGGLE!
>HE'S OVERCOME THE ODDS AGAIN!

it was boring to watch in 2006, please, not again 10 years later.

BEHOLD THE KING


THE KING OF KINGS

DING DONG WITH A DING DING DONG

LUG ME LUG ME LUG ME

Wait.. Why has raw started?

Shouldn't it be starting in 5 mins

Fuck me

>you will never tie up stephanie mcmahon and hate fuck her for hours
Why even live?

ALL HEIL

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

>steph has an announcement
>she announces Hiatche's twenty minute promo

>>1075799
>>1075800
>Steph will never mom-dom you

So is there a reason why the show didn't open like this?

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>tfw my mom looks like Stephanie.

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

TRIBBLE HADGE

>dat gut

Is she pregnant again?

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>>1075814

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TIME FOR A FUCKING HHH PROMO

>SEE, QUITE FRANKLY

>IN THIS BUSINESS

>Triple H no-selling his injuries

>>1075819
Fuck off

>>1075798
>thinking brits dont watch the 1 hour show before Raw

>no pop or heat for Haitch
Hahahahahhahah

LOOK UP AT TWITTER, ANGLE WAS SPOTTED AT BACKSTAGE

>>1075821
Welcome to daylight savings

>>1075821
Clocks got set back an hour in freedom country

>>1075827
They were expecting europoors who tuned it just now because they didn't know about summer time

HOLY SHIT IT'S CONFIRMED

KURT RETURNING IN THIS SEGMENT

SHOVELMASTER VS BALEE DAT VS KURT ANGLE MAIN EVENT AT WM32

JBL said Haitch is a 15 time world champion


It will happen, won't it?

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>>1075818
We have to give the babies there bottles sometimes

>>1075831
H I G H T E S T

SEE THE THING IS DEANO

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Oh great, time for another 20 minute segment where Haitch masturbates about how great he is.

>>1075827

They had to have Ryback right before to kill any energy the crowd had so Roman wont be booed so much.

I guess the 20 minute promo was just an hour late.

Is there any way they could make us care less about this feud?

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>>1075586
>>1075602

>>1075821
Hello Brit

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>Mfw Brits tuning in right now probably think RAW is just starting cause of the obligatory 20 min promo but an hour has already gone by

Angle Time?

YOU SEE

QUITE FRANKLY

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

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QUITE FRANKLY

>Reigns v HHH at WM

fuck they're actually gonna go through with this

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>>1075843
That makes sense actually.

HHH gets less of a reaction than Tyler Breeze

LMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFOLMAO DEANETTY FANS BTFO

WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE WE WANT ANGLE

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>steph will never give you an angry handjob then spit in your face

>>1075856
Angle time.

>>1075855
CLOCKS BTFO

>>1075846
they've had their fun.

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Incoming Roman interrupt.

He's had weeks to prepare a promo: Will it be the greatest promo of all time?

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>>1075856
No

AND QUITE FRANKLY

>VINCE IS BOOTY

>>1075864
THOSE THIGHS

MVP when?

YOU SEE THE THING IS

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

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>>1075853
There's less of you everyday
>feels good mane

>>1075841
interesting way to backpedal, kiddo

>>1075864
Fuck

The only good thing that can come from Roman winning is the Authority ending

It'd be great if HHH is talking about himself right now.

>>1075850
Yourr actually right

Fuck

>>1075868
he actually looks like a fun guy to hang out with

Same old promo
zzzzzzzz

wagekeks on suicide watch

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>tfw haitch is right

>>1075864
THICC

BIG DOG INC

>>1075864
I don't want another persons spit on my face though.

>>1075868
Guitar Hero Live and Roman Reigns in the same picture, perfectly encapsulating the failures of last year.

Didn't he do this same promo about a month ago?

HHH is really projecting

The fuck is this nigga rambling about?

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>Mfw listened to this promo since 1998

>>1075865
Angle Time!

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Ah, this is why I watch wrestling

Philosophical musings from HHH

same fucking promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDw1nECBqN8

CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FACE

>this based trips promo

FUCKING TRIPS THE GOAT HEEL THANK YOU BASED GOD

QUITE FRANKLY TO BE HONEST FAAAAAM

this is a BTFO fest

WELL ROMAN QUITE FRANKLY HERES THE THING

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>>1075867
It never enough sadly

Trips is REALLY speaking out against the Bernie/Clinton crowd.

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>hunter shitting all over the iwc

>triple H just pulled a mark rubio and repeated himself

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>HHH telling his entire audience they're lives are pointless

>>1075890
It's not even fucking subtle

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VINCE TIER PROMO

>>1075868
They have acting classes at the Performance Center, he could go there 2 years ago, when WWE told him they will push the fuck out of him, he didint.

Why would he start now?

STOP IT HAITCH WE'RE ALREADY DEAD

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>>1075853
Dat red leader

Vince cut this exact same promo. Like word for word

/ASP/ BTFO

What the fuck is he on about?

where the fuck is Haitch going with this

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STOP

>>1075903
Trump confirmed on RAW

>putting up with a boss that you hate
Is he shooting on Vince?

>this promo
BASED AS FUCK

Haitch spitting truth.

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s-stop hhh

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>this promo

I think this last part is Haitch dreaming about putting Vince in a home.

>>1075912
Wasn't it a "life sucks and then you die" promo?

>>1075815
You just you know she screams out "gimme some of that triple h"

wtf is this about...

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I swear to god I've heard this promo before word for word

This might be the best promo since Punk's pipebomb, tbqh famree

>it's a HHH never stops talking segment

Roman still isn't getting that return pop nigga

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>mfw this promo is about kurt

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>Roman getting booed

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>HHH is talking for 20 minutes again

ROMAN REIGNS OVER AS FUCK

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>you love Roman Reigns

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>You love Roman Reigns
HAHAHA

>SAME LOSER FRIENDS YOU HUNG OUT WITH HIGH SCHOOL

STOP IT HAITCH.....MOTHER OF GOD, IT HURTS

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>he's right

good night /wwe/

>you love roman reigns
wat

>and you love roman reigns

BOOOOOOOOOO

mein sides

AND THE FACT IS

>>1075915
>>1075916
ABROMANS BTFO WERE PUSHING HIM AND THERE ISNT ONE THING YOU CAN DO

"And you love Roman Reigns"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus, lads.

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>>1075903

>>1075868
The best promo Roman could do would be to come down, beat Haitch's ass, and leave without saying anything.

>A-a-a-and you love Roman Reigns
>R-r-r-right?

>>1075898
mfw Trips promo is my life
>mfw there no face when

>that's why you love roman reigns
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>you love Reigns
>BOOOOOOOO
lel

>It's a HHH promo that hits too hard episode
Also those boos after
>You love Roman Reigns

>And you all love Roman Reigns
>boos

Why is Vince in such denial?

>>1075932
It's because you have.

>reigns named in little spots
>instant boos

kek

>>1075928
close
based as fuck

Kek Roman got booed during Trips promo.