New Jack thread. the real "Lunatic fringe"
> I wasnt trying to kill him, we were just wrestling
> oh, youre free to go then
based new jack
covers up several attempted murders as garbage wrestling
New jack vs the Bossman would have been great in the attitude era.
>Bossman shoots him in the end.
The guy just hated marks really bad, and he wasn't afraid of knocking sense into them.
Listen to any of his shoots and the story plays out just like this:
>mark asks to wrestle new jack
>mark keeps nagging for a match
>mark either fucks up a spot, refuses to be pinned or injuries jack because he's a retard who cannot into wrestling
>jack proceeds to beat mark's ass
>mark finally fucks off now that he lived his fantasy and had it go the opposite of what he intended
he had a dark match as a try out for wwe
his ring skills were average but his promo skills on the mic were great and he was well liked backstage
management were headed to pg era and were worried that new jack might kill someone in the ring one day
>he was well liked backstage
You mean nobody wanted to piss him off and get cut across the jugular while they were eating with their family
New Jack is the product of your typical single mother household
gee you mean they DIDN'T carve his face up with a goddamn power saw?
>The guy just hated marks really bad
You mean he hated white people because he's a racist clown who wears Oscar Meyer condiment camouflage
>Daily reminder Terri Runnels not only fucked him but ate his sweaty, shitty asshole
Used to have a crush on her but I can't think about her degenerate ass without getting disgusted now
I watched that video out of morbid curiosity as it involved a fat kid and a criminal with a box cutter, but god damn when his Dad starts rattling the cage screaming HE'S ONLY 17 it got a little too real. Shit was actually traumatising.
That said, as terrible an idea as it is to lie about your age in order to come into close proximity with actual psychopaths, he at the very least picked the best wrestling name possible for a fat kid.
Well, his skull was cracked (I believe) and he ended up brain damaged worse than ever when...some other nobody backyard wrestler fuck fell on his head from like 15 feet in the air. Same guy he threw off the scaffold later.
If someone could photoshop Deanetty getting Cucked in this pic please.
not many wrestlers have anything bad to say about him. if you show respect towards him, he wont be a fucking asshole.
He and goddamn Colt Cabana are friends.
so he isnt just a murderous psychopath.
and keep in mind, the guy has legit brain damage.
>IT is real. without IT you would not be able to post that right now.
Actually, he would
It's on ppv. ECW Living Dangerously 2000 against Vic Grimes. They botched a simultaneous staged dive through tables and Grimes landed on Jacks head on the concrete floor.
He threw Grimes off the taller scaffold in an XPW match in Los Angeles in 2001.