REPLY WITH SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT ROMAN REIGNS

Hes friends with Dean Ambrose

>>1063316

He's friends with the rock

>>1063317
This

>>1063316
He made me quit WWE network.

>>1063316
He has the look

I lkke tater tots

>>1063316
seems like a good dad

>>1063332
go away, vince

i have better cardio than him

His match with Brock Lesnar was legit great, even if entirely because of the spectacle and not the actual match.

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>>1063316

> fist bump 9.5/10
> uuuuaaaaaahhh 10/10
> mic 3.5/10
> cardio 0/10 (increases to .5 after 5-10 min. nap in match)
> samoan 8.5/10
> arm masturbation 10/10
> friends with dean 9/10
> balee dat 11/10
> airsoft readiness 6/10 (no eye protection)
> over with fans 5.5/10

hes got some things down

>>1063342
>His match with Brock Lesnar was legit great, even if entirely because of the spectacle
What?

SUFFERIN

His spear is based

>>1063356
Did he fucking stutter?

He makes fat insecure smarks angry online

He has the look
His superman punch is good
He has great hops
He has a great 2.9 near fall

All that being said, he can be a solid upper card guy but never THE guy, he doesn't have the charisma, something like Sting's silence parts he can do though.

>>1063360
SUCCOTASH!

>>1063369
Roman pls

>>1063370
Agree. Make him the next randy orton

>>1063375
You are being assnine, smark.

nice dress

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

I THOUGHT IRISHMEN HAVE WATERMELONS

BUT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE tater tots DOWN THERE

HEHEH

>crowds cheering ironically

SHANE WILL NO LONGER BE MY SON

HE WILL NOW JUST BE

A SON OF A BITCH

>>1063370
He's Kane

He's based AF and cuck man will never recover from the multiple times that Roman blew him the fuck out

>>1063388

I honestly would prefer all the 18+, please have sex, lose weight, and fedora pics over anything you post

It's not even shitposting

It's just restating things

I dont get how you can do this all day

ROMAN
>PROMOS 2/10
>WRESTLING 6/10

SETH
>PROMOS 4/10
>WRESTLING 8/10

DEAN
>PROMOS 10/10
>WRESTLING 10/10

>>1063393
Obvious Sethmark

Have sex

>>1063391
Wat u mean?

>>1063388

LIFE SUCKS.........

AND THEN YOU DIE.

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>>1063316

>>1063415
Kek

>>1063340
>>1063339
>>1063375
>>1063381
>>1063393
>>1063415
>>1063417
ONLY POSITIVE THINGS
NO BULLYING ALLOWED

>>1063347
>Implying cardio over Mic skills
When he's not gassed as shit, he can go pretty quick. And NOTHING Is worse than his promos.

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He got Rollins the Title.

>>1063439
> when he's not gassed as shit

So for like...3 Minutes?

>>1063451
Yes. A brief, yet based Three minutes. It's three more minutes than he cut a promo for.

he wasn't on the last two raws

>>1063463
No wonder they've been so horrible

>>1063467
that's a funny way to spell based m8

>>1063457
idk, that promo where he basically wet himself in front of Chicago was pretty entertaining for all the wrong reasons

>>1063356
While maybe not an objectively great match in terms of wrestling skills or even psychology, the spectacle was one of the most enjoyable moments I've had watching WWE.

>>1063393

>Roman
Mic: 4
Psychology: 2
Skills: 5

>Rollins
Mic: 8
Psychology: 8
Skills: 10

>Ambrose
Mic: 9
Psychology: 10
Ring: 6

>>1063317
>>1063328
Samefag

He doesn't currently have the belt

That's the only good thing about him...

SENOR JOE WINS THE #1 CONTENDER MATCH

OLEE is officially in RAW Roster

Finn Gaylor still NXT champ

i post here because the general thread is dead

so pls no bully

>>1063489
>>1063493

Samefag

>>1063488
ROLLINS > REIGNS > AMBROSE

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>>1063326
They're just related
>people think the great one likes the man that got him legit boo'd

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>>1063497
Rollins > Ambrose > Roman

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>>1063495

suck a dick, bitch

>>1063502
no!
Rollins > Reigns > Kassius Ohno > Big Show > CM Punk > AMBROSE

>>1063506
If Ambrose wasn't so based in the Shield i'd have put him below Reigns.
Ramen hasn't changed much in years and it's getting stale

>>1063510
As horrible as all of the shield members have gotten ambrose is the worst
>lol look at me i'm wacky and quirky i throw soda at people and get beaten up and lose all of the time!

>>1063512
i think ambrose has more talent than roman, but his gimmick is pretty shit now

>ambrose asylum/insane asylum, lunatic fringe, screw loose
>no backstage antics, very little ringside antics

they need some Attitude-Era backstage things to develop his character. the material is all there... creative just isn't good enough to do anything with it

>>1063512
Kys

>>1063513
they also clearly need to work with reigns as well
Make Rollins a face when he comes back

>>1063512
> getting worked by bad booking

Sit down, mark.

>>1063316
He was a good heel. Don't lie; you marked when he speared Batista at Payback

>>1063630
He's a good heel but he was face then

>>1063630
This is like a buzzword salad of pseudo-claims

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>>1063646
????????

His spear is better than Edge's

>>1063316
He jerks his fist off

>>1063316
He is exceedingly handsome

>>1063525

no. No. Just... NO. Rollins is way too good at being a heel. Rollins is a whiny little bitch, and wouldn't make a good face. As a member of The Shield, he could hide his weakness by being the brains of the group. But on his own, without a stable, he doesn't have the qualities to be a face. Faces succeed due to their natural ability - which Rollins doesn't have. Heels succeed due to underhanded tricks, getting outside help, etc (and when they do get beat, lying about it and making excuses) - which Rollins is good at. He's a natural heel. Smarmy little fucker.

>>1063965
You are retarded.

He is a natural face, he's always played a babyface before now, he was terrible as a heel, he only managed to get mild "go away" heat, and even then only really due to being given all that booking and those long, long promos opening every RAW.

>>1063968
>he's always played a babyface before now,
Yeah in outlaw feds where you get over on how legit good you are and not the character you play.

>>1063499
THEY'RE NOT EVEN RELATED.

Samoan culture of pretend-family is retarded and need to be exposed.

*tips skull crown*

>>1063513
>"OH MA GAWD, HE DOING THAT THING WHERE HE SWINGS BACK FRO THE ROPES...AGAIN"
"LOOK; HE CLIMBS UP THE RINGPOST; SO CRAZY!"
"BA GAWD MAGGEL; HE'S DOING A CRAZY SUPLEX! THATS MADNESS!"

Ambrose gimmick in a nutshell.

>>1064074
Kys

>>1063706
thanks for your contribution Vince

>>1063513
>>no backstage antics
You clearly didn't watch that Smackdown where he was interviewed by Byron and he unpacked lots of crazy stuff from his sports bag. He had a balloon animal and a eight-ball in there. He even talked to the eight-ball for help! And then he ate a candybar with the wrapper still on it! It was insane, Maggle!

>>1063698
Big Show's spear is better than Edge's. What's your point?

>>1064026

>not that guy, but:
So you don't consider adoption a valid form of family relation?

They're not biologically related, no, but in Samoan culture, they're basically adopted family. You may not agree with how they do things like that, but a native Samoan would probably think a lot of shit you do is stupid.

I hate Roman, just wanted to point out that it's simply your opinion of their culture.

>>1063316
He's a better worker than Warrior ever was.

>>1063316
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAH

>>1065234
OOOOOOOOWAAAAHHHH

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I think he could still get over.
>Says he's the last of the shield and the only one that still believes in justice.
>Be the strong and silent type.
>Let trips and Steph do most promo talk.
>He doesn't smile much or wink. Just says how he'll feel bad Steph's going to be taking care of a paraplegic.
>Train up more cardio.
>pick up a submission move so he can bust it out when he gets gassed and still look tough.

He makes me hate Cena less

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>>1065551

"Don't worry, honey. Just because I hate Roman doesn't mean I hate you any less! I'm a smark. I have lots of hate to give"

>>1063968
>he's always played a babyface before now,
>>1063977
>Yeah in outlaw feds where you get over on how legit good you are and not the character you play.

You're both wrong. And stupid.

>>1065528
He's not getting over because of the booking: it's because he's just not good enough.

>>1065217
I think Warrior is a dumpsterfire outside of Rude & Savage carryjobs but this is a hard sell.

>>1065678
>You're both wrong. And stupid.
>because i said so

dumb faggot cunt

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>>1065678
>He's not getting over because of the booking: it's because he's just not good

>>1065686
Rollins was a heel in ROH. This is an easily verifiable fact, shithead.

>>1065770
No he fucking wasn't he was a face before he won the title.

>>1063646
>buzzword salad

What did he mean by this?

>>1065772
> Age of The Fall weren't heels

You fucking dumbass.

He has pretty good hair.

>>1065678
You write like a retard and you just contradicted yourself. You're in no position to call anyone stupid, especially for not being a fan of your favourite wrestling company.

>>1065835
>Idiocracy: the post

>>1065840
Dumb child.

Great Look
Still young
Serviceable in the ring
Draws money
Good company ambassador
Pisses off insecure obese smarks
One of the best spears in the industry

>>1063316
His hair and hairline is GOAT tier

>>1065869
> draws
Sauce

>>1065865
Tantrum some more, you'll feel better.

>>1065869
>One of the best spears in the industry

He doesn't even have one of the best Spears in WWE right now

>>1065887
Charlotte's and Beeg's are shit, and Rhyno is gone.

>>1065898
Big E.

Sometimes he gets injured and stays off TV.

>>1063316
He has really nice hair.

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He doesn't pander to eight year old kids while shitting all over real wrestling

>>1066104
Honestly, isn't inspiring all those little downie chittlins worth destroying wrestling? Like that gif of the wheelchair niggerchild shows us, despite all of Cena's faults in the scene, he brings joys to all the little potatoes and windowlickers everywhere. Isn't that worth something?

>>1066106
I'd say it's worth it, it just isn't necessary. The product doesn't need to be shit to do that.

>>1063370
Superman punch nah

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>>1063393
this is literally true though, the only member of the shield that doesn't kill ratings is Ambrose

>>1066104
The only difference in presentation between Cena & Reigns is their ring gear.

>>1066155
Cena has good mic skills
Roman does not

Has no dick pic online

>>1063316
He is not John Cena

>>1063342
>This

AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT

>>1063316
Helped Make CM Emo quit

Called CM Emo skinnyfat

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>>1066155
this guy >>1066183 is right. I fucking hate Cena's same-old-shit shtick, but at least he can talk. He's pandering to 8yo Make A Wish kids whose parents will buy them all the merch they can before they die, but as a person he has talent. Cena just sucks because he's wasting it on faggotry that represents the PG era (pic related)

He, uh, I guess he's never murdered anyone?

>>1067425
WWE has always been about that kind of stuff. Macho Man used to sponsor the Florida Special Olympics himself. I dislike Cena's character but I think he is a cool fucken dude for doing the Make A Wish shit.

>>1063451
Did I hear someone say.....three minutes?

>>1066199
Considering how obviously Reigns is being lead through most of his matches, you apparently can,

>>1066195
He wishes that he was.

>>1063482
>the spectacle was one of the most enjoyable moments I've had watching WWE.
So you liked watching Reigns and Brock stand in the same ring?

What?

I hope you can elaborate more because this is one of the stupidest things I've ever read here.

>>1063482
Same, it was a fucking great match, so many things went into making it pretty much perfect. It was so cathartic seeing Reigns get the holy shit beaten out of it, he sold it brilliantly and the giant crowd was eating it up.

>>1063393
ROMAN
>PROMOS: 2/10
>WRESTLING: 4/10

SETH
>PROMOS: 5/10
>WRESTLING: 10/10

DEAN
>PROMOS: 10/10
>WRESTLING: (with current moveset) 6/10

I like Dean the best and he's a 10/10 wrestler ("an expert wrestler", like he told Renee in a promo) but not with this wacky gimmick where he does all these stupid spots and terrible punches.

>>1063393
Roman
>promos 4/10
>wrestling 6/10

>seth
Promos 7/10
>Wrestling 9/10

Dean
>promos 6/10
>wrestling 6/10

>>1067662
>Seth better than Deano at promos

Oh i am laffin

>>1063393
ROMAN
>PROMOS 1/10
>WRESTLING 6/10

SETH
>PROMOS 6/10
>WRESTLING 8/10

>DEAN
>PROMOS 8/10
>WRESTLING 5/10

>>1067675

Not that interesting

>>1063488
Dude, Ambrose one of the best current inring workers in WWE. this is not 6. this is 8-8.5/10
seth is 9/10. 10/10 = guys like dynamite kid/benoit/angle/eddie

>>1063393
ROMAN
>PROMOS 2/10
>WRESTLING 5/10

SETH
>PROMOS 5/10
>WRESTLING 8/10

DEAN
>PROMOS 9/10
>WRESTLING 7/10

>>1063393
Roman
>Promo 4/10
>Wrestling 6/10
Any less for promos isn't fair when there are guys like Ziggler and Balor on the roster. Wrestling score is based off what we've seen, despite him being carried a lot in his best matches. A if it was sink or swim and he sunk, score would be lower.

Rollins
>Promo 6/10
>Wrestling 8/10
His promos can be expressive but can also drag on. Very hit and miss. Great wrestling ability but can be sloppy.

Ambrose
>Promo 8.5/10
>Wrestling 6/10
Promos 8.5 because I hesitated to say he's just short of perfect. He can still miss the mark a little with his delivery, slipping up with intonation, emphasis etc. His recorded promos are the best in the industry though. I'm aware he can be a good wrestler but he's currently no better than Roman, with better cardio but worse moveset.

>>1067695
Putting Dean and Roman as the same is kind of retarded, Dean can carry someone through a match, he is hella creative with coming up with spots and interesting things, Roman is just a body filling space doing what he is told to do.

>>1067680
How can you say Ambrose is 8.5 in ring currently, then go on to mention only retired wrestlers who are 10/10? Big Ambrose mark here btw. He just isn't that good atm.

>>1067680
> seth
> 9
18+

>>1067697
Like I said, it's based on performance and match quality. We've probably seen better matches and performances from Roman overall, so I think levelling them out is fair.

>>1067703
>>1067697
>>1067707

Pretty average opinions

>>1067707
>We've probably seen better matches and performances from Roman overall,

Nope.

>>1063316
He has a nice spear

>>1067790
yep

He's a big guy

He's big
He has the look
His Spears and superman punches have been on point for the last couple of months
He's an amazing hot tag
And he could make a great heel or silent bad ass.
Seriously work on his cardio for awhile give him a submission hold or two, get rid of his shitty one arm powerbomb and give him a new finisher that looks more impressive and there you go, perfected Roman.

>>1067461

I think stuff like that is great... just not every second, 24/7, 365, every time he touches a microphone. It's gone from "something he does on the side and that's cool" to "hey, there's Mr. MakeAWish!"

It's become a gimmick, and a stale one at that. Talk about him doing that - just don't make that the only thing he ever does.