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What's the record for a wrestler having the most 5* matches inside of a year?

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Now that the 6.25 rating on God vs Omega is official.
All you have to do is wait for WWE cucks wearing an "I'M A HUGGER" t-shirt to complain online.

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93,173 stars

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>Paul Lloyd Jr., 36, who works here as P.J. Black (Justin Gabriel in WWE), suffered a terrible injury base jumping this past week. He suffered a broken leg, a broken hand and lost a finger. He’s has to cancel all of his upcoming indie dates. He had suffered two broken ankles in October from an earlier base jumping accident while in South Africa

thoughts?

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What did they mean by this?

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>'WWE Universe'
>'sports entertainment'
>'Great Balls of Fire'
>'John Cena'

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"Submit to Allah or die"

What did Samihammed mean by this?

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Would you a Vickie?

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BASED THIKKI CROSS BULLYING THE FAT KID

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>mfw a fat dWeeb near me thinks NJPW can actually compete with WWE on US soil
>they chose cody "my family has good wrestlers but apparently it didn't rub off on me" rhodes to lead their product

They could give Steve Austin cyborg limbs and they still wouldn't draw.

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so now that /wwe/ has been hard replaced by /njpw/, what are some essential NJPW kino to watch over the weekend?

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>these fat dWeebs spamming njpw threads all day
>none of them were here for the battle of /sp/
>all are cancerous to other threads
>is led by a guy who never laced up a boot
>they mostly sound like carter (fat autist)
>anime lovers
>japan matches are no better than lucha underground
>if any of those fat fucks went to japan to watch a match they would be laughed at by their sheer mass and need to purchase 2 seats so their folds dont fall into qt asian laps
>have to wait for middle school sports teams to finiah practice before setting up for an event
>has to compare major njpw events to regular wwe tv shows
>their top stars go to wwe or elsewhere
>their main eventer for the US title is Cody Rhodes, a slightly above average wrestler who would be nothing if born outside the Rhodes family
>perform not needed flips during matches that kill the business
>call people drones but do the droning in every thread
>instead of droning in whatever site they came from they decide to drone in /asp/
>actually tripfags name of wrestlers they like
>njpw top stars are gay for each other which kills the business

Feel free to add to this list

Inb4 worked
Inb4 seething
Inb4 e drone

You fat dweebs dont know where /asp/ came from and how hard we had it getting here. Go back to your no-draw sites and honor everyone who fought for your right to post here.

R.I.P. WWE generals on /sp/ longest reigning general of all time

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New Japan fans, why do y'all have such a persecution complex? Nobody cares that you like what you like. Why do you shit on everything every thread?

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*kills WWE*