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So I've been watching Cesaro's Clash Royale Videos. Here's the latest he uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSnPGwz-lg
What really stands out to me is that he always shows some semblance of charisma and a personality. How come he can never show this off on TV?
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>>2763271
>guy does something he enjoys while speaking in his own voice sounds normal and interesting
>guy is forced to perform an overly scripted awful segment on live tv and it feels awkward
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>>2763280
This basically.
His "shoot" promo after the draft showed a bit of personality unlike his usual deadpan delivery. I like to think of it like the uncanny valley of spoken word. If you don't believe in what you're saying it's easy for an audience to pick apart.
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>>2763280
I feel like this is just an extra bit worse for Cesaro because he's ESL (or fuckin' ETL or EFL, I dunno), so he doesn't think in English. Everything already sounds fake but with him it just goes through an extra layer which makes it sounds more unnatural.
And this leads to a situation where people will say, oh, gee, he can't make this scripted garbage sound good, he's not charismatic and they actually believe it.
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Why is Dana Warrior a thing 2017-06-16 03:59:07 Post No.2762956
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Why is Dana Warrior a thing
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Seriously what the deal, she some kind of ambassador to the WEE, she on every HOF show, why is she treated in higher regard than women who actually worked there.Why her?
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>>2762956
Probably has nothing else to do in her life plus she has got daughters something Vince loves to show off
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please post pics of warrior daughters
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What a lovely background they chose for this photograph.
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ITT: wrestlers who should or should have stayed in NXT 2017-06-16 02:13:59 Post No.2762747
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ITT: wrestlers who should or should have stayed in NXT
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These two fuckers have no business in the main roster
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>>2762762
To be honest the bookers are fucking retarded. Did they have ONE feud on the main roster? Did they do ANYTHING at all?
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Official snacks of /asp/ 2017-06-16 12:56:50 Post No.2762595
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What do you guys snack on while watching wrestling?
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your mom's quim
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Dino tendies
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>>2762601
omg do they stil make these
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>most OP finisher in gook wrestling is a fucking clothesline
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>most OP finisher in WWMeme is a tackle
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>>2762387
it usually takes multiple rainmakers to put away a tough opponent unlike JBLs clothesline LOL!
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>>2762395
>top guy in gook wrestling still needs to spam his finisher like a video game to look strong
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NJPWcucks are PATHETIC.
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Is he now seen as a joke since he broke the star rating scale TWICE?
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>>2762343
He doesn't give a shit about his star rating.
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No, but he's basically making fun of his retarded followers who think his rating scale is the holy grail of wrestling. He never took his ratings very seriously, it was just a quick note on the match.
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Declaring Asuka the 2nd and possibly single best worker in the company was when he became a joke
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Where were you when Impact became better than WWE? 2017-06-16 09:06:03 Post No.2762286
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Where were you when Impact became better than WWE?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg28MS9li7E
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BASED BIG POPPA PUMP
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>>2762286
One of the best things I've seen in wrestling this year. Easily better than any segment/skit WWE has done this year.
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>>2762286
Bad acting and the fat asses meme used intentionally. Cringe
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Like it or not can we all agree this guy's the future 2017-06-16 08:55:40 Post No.2762277
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Like it or not can we all agree this guy's the future
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WM 34: Reigns vs. Lesnar II
WM 35: Reigns vs. Cena
WM 36: Reigns vs. Rock
Fucking love it! Eat a dick haters.
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>>2762277
> Brother and cousin are dead
> Still better wrestlers
I'll go as far as saying they are better than the two other shield stooges.
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BBDWTOS
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>>2762277
If he's the future, then WWE has no future.
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Which one was more over? 2017-06-16 07:55:29 Post No.2762207
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Always Steve
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The "What".Chant was the most retarded thing ever.
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>>2762213
it's not even the most retarded chant around these days
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I met Bayley yesterday. I told her how big of a fan I was and she gave me a hug. I tried to touch her butt, but she stopped me. She seemed disgusted with me and said "You like touching butts, huh? Let's see how you like it!" and she started grabbing my butt. She groped my butt aggressively, trying to give me a taste of my own medicine even though I never actually touched her butt.
She even pulled down my pants and started slapping me on my butt cheek right there in front of everyone. I pulled up my pants and tried to rush out, but she shouted "Next time I'll bring my strap-on and show you how much I really appreciate a nice butt!"
Last thing I saw before I exited was Bayley high-fiving Izzy.
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>>2762187
>getting worked into a rape
Top kek, you should've seen that coming, mark.
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I don't know what's more sad, the fact that you actually took the time to type this or you thinking that everyone would think this was funny
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>>2762189
I'm kinda turned on tbqh
Tired of you virgin wankers making threads about average looking broads. Please post hottest pics of this 10/10 blonde stunner.
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>>2762093
Not unless you actually know her name cock polisher.
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>>2762093
Who dat?
Reminder that the single best worker signed to WWE is now a woman.
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>>2761835
kill yourself obese e-drone
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Good, have fun wrestling riot ruby
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>>2761835
Based Io saving us from boring old Flabsuka, who will now be released when her contract expires due to being completely worthless.
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I met this clown when WWE was doing a house show in my city and he came to the gym I work at.
He was wearing his WWE shirt and a pair of shorts. He came up to me at the front desk with a big grin on his face. "Whaddup lunk" he said while painfully pinching my arm, "wheres the crossfit section?".
We aren't a very large gym and I told him that we don't have a crossfit area(fuck that unsafe bullshit). Also, that since we don't like drop-ins it would be 15$ for the day.
He suddenly put on a serious face and asked me if I knew who he was. I told I just worked there and that he had to pay. He asked if I knew who he was again. I could tell he was trying to look really intense. I calmly explained that it was the gyms policy and that if he wanted to train he had to pay the $15.
He just turned around and walked out without saying anything.
He came back about 10 minutes later with a small jar of pennies and nickels. He poured them all over the counter and floor and looked at me with a big grin.
"15 dollars right? Keep the change"
Then he did this obnoxious fake laugh, put on his earbuds and walked away.
While I was still working the desk one of the female trainer told me she saw him take off his shirt and start curling in the squat rack. Apparently whenever a girl would walk by he would start audibly counting "two hundred fifty six...two hundred fifty seven..." or some other ridiculous numbers.
Another one of our trainers told me he ran into Seth loudly complaining about how our health bar vending machine "couldnt break a hundo"
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I saw him a while later in the free weight area. There were a bunch of younger (highschool) kids who were really big fans. They were really excited that they were working out with Seth Rollins. He let them work in sets with him which seemed pretty cool until I heard the shit he was telling them. He kept giving them really fucked up advice: like to use their backs more for squats and to jerk the weights when curling. He made a couple kid use weight that was way too heavy for them and then he would laugh and say shit like, "Your form is MIZ-erable" when they would struggle. I had to finally step in when he bullied one of the smaller kids into doing a 2plate bench press. You could tell the kid was unsure, but Rollins kept calling him a pussy until he relented. The kid managed to get the bar up but could barely hold the weight locked in. Seth was laughing and saying "You wanna meet the Undertaker?" while pushing down on top of the bar. The kid was really scared for his life. I jumped in before it could go any further, and told Seth he had to leave the weight area.
We eventually had to ask him to leave the premises because we caught him in our Juice Bar blowing bubbles in some of our less 'in shape' clients' drinks.
Guy was a total asshole.
Oh and I forgot to mention there was only $9.47 in the jar he dumped.
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wtf i love seth now
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Is there a better tag team right now?
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>>2761698
Than who?
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Who the hell is thT?
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>>2761698
Literally ding-dong diddly who?
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>Summerslam 1999
>Mankind beats Steve Austin and HHH to become champion
>Raw after Summerslam
>Triple H beats Mankind with Shane as ref to become champion
>Smackdown three weeks later
>Vince McMahon beats Triple H with Shane as ref, after HHH calls him out for a goof
>Next Raw
>Vince Vacates the title because he had been barred from official WWF business by Steve Austin at Fully Loaded: In Your House two months earlier
>Unforgiven 1999
>Triple H beats Mankind, Kane, Rock, Big Show and Bulldog in 6-pack challenge with Austin as ref
From the start of Summerslam to the end of Unforgiven, we had 4 champions and a vacancy. More memorable moments happened during these 5 weeks, than happened in Wyatt or Orton's seven week reigns.
Why is modern WWE so slow and plodding
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They don't progress plots or do anything special outside PPVs anymore.
Their entire booking process is now based ENTIRELY around PPVs in hopes of getting people to buy the WWE Network so they'll see what happens.
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Okay but
>Raw after Summerslam
>Triple H beats Mankind with Shane as ref to become champion
>Smackdown three weeks later
>Vince McMahon beats Triple H with Shane as ref, after HHH calls him out for a goof
These are kinda bad. In fact that whole thing is just a weird circuitous string of hotshots to get the title on Triple H. Twice.
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>>2761744
Austin refused to put over Gaytch. Mankind was usually inserted in to either win or get the fall.