Poor Dolph, just put this guy out of his misery already.
>Sunny
Maximum JUST
>Amy Schumer
>Dana Brooke
>current Sunny
I'm sensing a pattern
>>2761834
>the state of e-drones
this isn't a gossip blog faggot
>What would be the state of pro wrestling if Hitler had won WW2? Brock would probably still be heavily pushed.
You'd sign in and out of the event, there'd be more surveillance than marks in the crowd somehow, also it would be scripted to the point of being sanitized and unwatchable... wait are we talking about 2017 or 1946?
>>2761628
would have also got rid of blissberg
seig heil mein fuhrer
All whites and maybe a gook or two. It'd be dogshit though, even more family friendly than current WWE.
>i just bought $200 of Bullet Club shirts.
You just wasted $200 on Faggot Club shirts
>>2761150
>seething
>>2761156
Nope i didnt waste $200 on cringe im happy
How the hell did wrestlers back then have time to be /fit/ and go to the gym everyday when they were also drinking, traveling, and doing drugs everyday?
What was their secret?
>>2760997
Steroids you fucking mark
>your arms will never be as big as stone colds
>>2760997
Work ethic and time management skills.
Post your ideas to help Raw gain ratings
Pic related
Bray & Jojo live sex celebration
>>2760988
Renee's feet are not a draw. In fact they are such an anti-draw she got fired from total divas.
>>2760996
i like them
We really need to crowdsource a greentext for the GOAT
I'll start with the obvious
>First ever 6 (six) star match
>First ever 6.25 (six and one quarter) star match
>Most 5+ star matches in a calendar year. Coming soon.
>Carried Shibata to a match so good it killed him
>>2760673
The state of Shibata. He killed himself and won't even get match of the year for it.
I really like Nakamura, but I wish they didn't give him a mic. Why wouldn't they give him a manager or at the very least a translator?
If he can't speak then he doesn't deserve to succeed. Let him burn
>MFW watching that talking smack
>Can only endure it one minute at a time
I feel so bad for him. Why would they do him like this?
>>2760476
Why? He's great in the ring. I thought wrestling was about highlighting strengths and hiding weaknesses.
What would happen to WWE ratings if starting from next week they went back to TV14?
literally nothing, they dug their hole too deep now its impossible to get out. all the old viewers are either UFC, an hero, or NJPW
The ratings would briefly pop, then everyone would realize it's the same dumb show where nothing matters plot-wise, and they'd go back down the tubes again.
>>2759878
Literally nothing. Blood and swears didn't make the attitude era great back then, and it wouldn't make the E great now.
now that it's confirmed we've witnessed the greatest match in the history of our sport, is it time to stop watching wrestling? the art form has peaked, and it's all thanks to the RRRRRRRRRAINMAKER
>>2759779
Now we wait for the ******* rematch
Well they will have a 3rd match that will be 7 stars, then we leave wrestling.
>>2760876
cringe... but to answer your question correctly OP, we wait for Omega to come to the greatest sports entertainment promotion in the world, and we wait for the AJ vs Omega headliner... then you can kill yourself after that match
>there are people here who still deny she's a jew
>>2759762
boring meme is boring...
We're all anonymous here. Maybe Gal needs to pay you a visit
We're 23 days into the glorious reign of the Modern Day Maharaja.
Please use this thread to wish him luck against that infidel Snek, so that Jinder's glorious reign may long continue.
>>2759723
Can he get SD's viewership below 2 millions?
>>2759723
step on snek maharaja
Good luck big poppa poo
Do you think any of the WWE women have felt gay for Bayley's body
>>2759381
Who wouldn't?
>That cute ponytail
>That lithe figure
>Dat ass
Bayley is the hottest woman in wrestling from this angle.
>it's 2018
>Vince dies peacefully in his sleep
>full control doesn't become definite since Vince never anointed anyone
>Dbry goes to NJPW to make a loud roaring debut
>Cena retires
>AJ's multi year contract expires and becomes questionable to return to the E'
>Haitch panders 100 percent to smarks
>Steph panders 100 percent SJW's
>Shane just loses interest all together
>LOLTNA somehow becomes a threat again because of how horrible the E becomes
>BBD goes to NJPW
>BBD has 4* classics in the Tokyo Dome, and Arena Mexico with Naito/Okada/Rush etc
>2022
>WWE ratings reach new record lows every week
>Smarks are the majority of the audience
>WWE still tries to pander to casuals with the "Well we already have the wrestling fans watching They'll never tune out!! mindset
>Due to the still crap WWE product smarks turn to local indies to get their fix
>Local indies begin talent sharing to enhance appeal and maximize talent exposure
>Some kind of territory co-op is set up
>By 2026 WWE is as antiquated and unappealing, like trying to get a beer hipster to drink a Bud Light instead of a microbrew
>Despite that WWE still maintains a solid audience of 350K weekly for Saturday Night Raw, their one hour telecast on USA Network
The writing is on the wall. Millennials and younger people prefer local products over the conglomerate massive products out there already.
WWE will never die. It's too big to fail.
Has Jimbo officially lost it?
>>2757221
BASED BIG DON WORKING THE SENILE BERNOUT
>it's a political thread on the wrestling board episode
Keep it on /pol/ you autist. You'd get the same fucking replies
Liberalism is a mental disorder
Physical removal when?
CFO$ makes entrance themes that loop, until the 3 minute mark, when the song finally ends.
Example
Seth Rollins Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvR8OF5EkM8
Bonus
Here's Verserk's stable theme from Dragon Gate which sounds like Rollins' theme but 10x better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDnTwib-Q9E
>>2757171
The new wwe themes do suck ass. Where's Jim Johnston at tho?
>>2757171
>muh loops
Who cares. It's a wrestling show, not a concert
They're themes that you'll only hear for a few minutes you fucking autist, they don't need to be full songs. Johnston should be dead for being a fucking Jew