>hearts appear on the ramp
>strange music begins to play
>confusion washes throughout the arena
>Maria and Mike """""Kanellis" appear
>the buzz of confusion turns to silence as everyone attending pull out their phones to google who the fuck they are
>they cut an all-time WOAT promo
>the silence is almost pitiful at this point
>dead as the grave except for one man vehemently booing near the camera
>there's a better chance he's a psychic superhero preemptively booing as he receives a vision of Jinder retaining than the notion he cares about these two
>they finish
>some apathetic polite boos rise from the older, more respectful fans in attendance
>they begin to dance
>politeness has reached it's limit
>someone drops a pin
>it is deafening
This all begs the question:
literally who?
He took her last name...
Is Maria always that awful on the Mic? Her delivery was atrocious. She should go back to being a ditz.
>>2775323
Kinda. It worked well in Impact because she was supposed to be the loud, obnoxious, bossy heel for the underdog Allie. But in any other case is just bad.
He's working for WWE again isn't he?
I think he mentioned something like writing to Vince McMahon and getting a reply.
Let's look at the last things booked:
-Jinder champ (openly praised by Russo) without buildup
-something on a pole match
-Ellsworth winning MITB
-Mike Kanellis gimmick
There's no fucking way this isn't Russo's stuff.
If he isn't involved then WWE has a new Russo meaning they are fucked beyond reason.
>>2775291
I'm almost positive that Vince uses his ideas. He did the same thing with Dixie.
WWE has been shit ever since he left, Vince wishes he would come back.
>>2775421
WWF's best ever years for creativity were right after Russo left the company.
Reminder that this is the GOAT theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0UB1eEGB4
Never forget The Iconic Summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTqgwyuv3CU&t=1s
Bump for reverence.
Malenko
>We're the No Dimeacalz - and our mission is to not draw any viewership ratings in the WWF
Guerrero
>Órale! Viva la raza! Let me tell ya hombre, I thought we drew a dime once, but it turned out it was a peso! *laughs like a hyena*
Benoit
>I'm the excellence of execution, and when I step into that ring, I'm gonna execute the fans
Saturn
>*sticks a mop up his ass*
this wasn't very creative or funny the first time you know
>yfw in 10 years BMJ is the voice of WWE
>>2775094
I'd be okay with that
Is this a thing that could save the industry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7n5bD_9hA
If they had kept the shield together all this time, and given them the title run that New Day got instead, do you think the WWE would be in a much, much, much, much better place right now?
Not because the Shield was ever particularly amazing. But because it would have contained those three shitters to an area that their limited capabilities would let them do well. All three dropped the ball multiple times when it came to stepping up to the main event. But as a tag team of three names, they were alright.
There are people who would actually pay 9.99 for this crap.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I haven't been watching SD and Raw because it was unbearable, but you know MITB is a good gimmick match, I thought it could be fun.
>first match, women MITB
Ellsworth wins. So much for the womyn revolution. Already destroyed the credibility of anyone involved. Russo tier decision, another one after Jinder champ. The match itself was rubbish.
>main title in the midcard
First they gave it to a jobber, now it's in the midcard too? Decades of legacy being shat on
>balding out of shape guy wins MITB to a dead crowd, noone cares about him
Ok, I'm out. I'm glad I used a streaming and didn't waste any money on it. WCW at its worse was not this bad.
If New Japan didn't have the language barrier, I'd be watching them. WWE has lost it.
>>2774917
I pay for NXT, not shitty main roster PPVs
who books this crap.jpg
Once Vince realises lil poochie is horrible, here is your new based FotC
Every fucking match.
manlet spic and obese man shit on mitb
http://kiwi6.com/file/lvi5zml6r8
>He took her name.
So is this a meme now for the state of WWE or what?
makes me want to fucking puke
what is on his neck
>>2774764
thats what a tumor looks like when it begins to eat away at you.
Based WWE making Reddit SEETH
>the product
thoughts?