Are they /asp/'s girls?
>>2921882
I'm sure even those autistic sluts would be ashamed to be /asp/ girls.
Sienna is /ourqueen/
MOMMY MOMMY
Gonna suck when Emma is gone come Friday :(
>>2921759
what's happening Friday? I'm all ears
>So hey, now that Paige is gone, we're allowed to admit that she didn't start the "Divas Revolution" alone and that I was there too, so maybe I can do something, anything on the show?
>Yeah, have fun getting squashed by a fat Samoan
Having a really ugly face really is the death sentence for Vince.
"You know what the amazing thing about WWE fans is? I just got a text message here from the building. With an accompanying photograph. So... Everybody was filing out of the arena during the main event because they were outside the building filing in line to buy tickets for the Royal Rumble. Let's think about that for a second. The main event was so boring for them that they left the building and stood in line to buy tickets for the next time this company comes to town. I am so in awe of this company and this cult-like fanbase they have bought. I am in awe of them and I have great respect for them." - Bryan Alvarez
Holy fucking shit, have you E-drones no standards, no shame? First off, this looks more like a ship of African migrants being accepted into Paris than WWE fans. Secondly, E-drones are so unbelievably fucked in the head that no matter how atrocious, no matter how horrible and blatantly distasteful the product gets, they'll still line up to buy tickets for the next event. What the fuck, man. You people sicken me. You don't want to keep enabling horrible behavior, you want to support the company when it does well and punish the company when they get lazy and complacent. You people reward them, mindlessly, no matter WHAT the fuck they do. Sickening.
>>2921743
Zzzzzzzz
But the Punjabi Prison was so much fun, it was the best match I've seen in a long time, there were spots, a tiny Indian man fell, a larger Indian man shambled down to the ring and shook the bamboo, it was so much fun and you would like it too if you didn't take everything so seriously.
>>2921782
just turn off your brain bro!
Did they?
>>2921674
Of course they did.
>>2921674
No, Kairi is pure.
Io however did bang Asuka in Japan
>>2922038
Kairi is with that faggot Thorne.
PRE-SHOW
>Neville vs Dunne: Title vs Title
Neville wins and carries two titles, granting the UK belt visibility on tv.
>Flair vs Banks: Queen of the Ring Tournament Finals
Flair beats Tamina. Carmella beats Lynch. Flair beats Carmella.
Banks beats Fox. Jax beats James. Banks beats Jax.
Flair wins.
>The Miz vs Jordan
Miztourage is banned from ringside by Angle's orders. Jordan wins.
MAIN SHOW
>John Stewart cuts a promo with Enzo, Cass, and Big Show
>Ambrose vs Rollins
Ambrose and Rollins are the number one contenders for the tag belts until two weeks from Summerslam when Dean turns heel and helps Sheamus and Cesaro beat up Seth. Dean wins.
>Naomi vs Natalya
Naomi wins. Carmella teases a cash-in but decides not to.
>The New Day vs The Singh Brothers
The New Day win. New Day wear Mario outfits for their entrance because Rocket League and WWE are coming to Switch and Mario is from Brooklyn.
>McMahon vs Nakamura
Nakamura wins. Similar to Shane's Wrestlemania match in the lack of a huge stunt gimmick. Shane takes a stiff Kinshasa though.
>Owens vs Styles
Owens wins. Has a real ending and everything this time.
>Bliss vs Bayley
Bayley wins. Carmella cashes in. Carmella wins.
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs The Revival vs Gallows & Anderson vs The Hardyz: TLC Match
Sheamus & Cesaro win. Everyone continues to be amazing.
>Bálor vs Wyatt
Wyatt beats the Demon. Wyatt possesses the Demon. Wyatt can control the Demon now.
>John Stewart cuts a promo with Angle, Jordan, Steph, HHH
>Mahal vs Orton vs Cena
Mahal wins. DJ Khalil is there too.
>Lesnar vs Reigns vs Strowman vs Joe: Elimination Match
Heyman will insist on this so that Brock can't lose the title over someone else getting pinned. Lesnar pins Strowman. Joe puts the big dog to sleep. Lesnar pins Joe.
>>2921668
You know who it is.
>>2921668
Lmao you realize there's like three weeks until SS, right? You startin all these feuds fresh nigga? Which one of Shane or Nakamura are you turning? You also completely forgot to book Zayn and Corbin.
>>2921668
Awful.
Who was the Jannetty?
There is no Jannetty, because for there to be a Jannetty there has to be a Michaels, and the Rockers never had a Michaels.
>>2921582
Janettyetty
>>2921582
The lunatic fringe obviously
Deannetty winning the WWE Championship. The title will never recover.
Fingerpoke of doom
David Arquette
Brutus the fucking Barber ending Perfect's tv win streak.
The Radicalz
Booker T v Buff Bagwell in WWF.
>>2921516
Post your favorite single entrance.
Mine is Austin at X-17 even though it uses the theme with Disturbed.
Best video I could find on YouTube, and its sped up, but it's still works
https://youtu.be/-JTu0KaV02I
>also I unironically like Asuka's entrance
>>2921454
>also I unironically like Asuka's entrance
unironically kys
https://youtu.be/gzTM3ZRZLOc?t=2m47s
>>2921454
HOLY FUCKING YUM
Who killed WCW Bischoff or Russo?
>>2921428
neither
>>2921428
AOL Did
>>2921435
Then who did? Jimmy King?
How would he do if he started to work indy scene? Would he draw? and have companies handing him the belt right away? Imagine him with all the belts.
of course they would he would be the biggest draw on the indies BY FAR
imagine all the kids and families attending any show he wrestles on
OP here. So would he kill WWE if he did that? Is that his nuke?
>>2921432
Nah but I would rather see him go to new japan than slum it up in the indys with ryback
Sluts and Cuck
when was corey cucked?
>>2921442
I thought he voted Trump
I thought Renee got blacklisted?
Vince mcmahon is an evil CIA nigger who ignores god's commandments. God told me Braun strowman was sent by him to destroy the CIA niggers in the WWE. when wwf had superstars, it was when vince was under god's command and obeyed his laws. It was until his company was taken over by a CIA nigger and was brainwashed by the CIA niggers that he joined them. Since then God made sure Dana white would find success with ufc since he disobeys the CIA niggers who try to polymorph him into a pedofile. The CIA niggers sent one of their own glowing faggots to take over the company and put the white men's semen in ransom and force them to suck their cocks.
/x/ leave please
CIA niggers glow in the dark. It's ok to run them over with your car.
>>2921409
score one for the good guys!
Who's going over? Omega or Yano?
when's it starting
>Kazuchika Okada vs. SANADA
okada
>Kenny Omega vs. Toru Yano
omega
>Tama Tonga vs. EVIL
TT
>Juice Robinson vs. Minoru Suzuki
Juice
>Satoshi Kojima vs. Michael Elgin
elgin
at the end the Okada vs Omega will determine who will win the block - probably Omega.
the finals will be Omega vs Naito.
and we all know that no matter how much omega is great, its Naito time, they took his main event spot in WK8 and they have to pay him back.
who gives a fuck go back to /woo/ you dumb stoners
So...which one of you is this?
>>2921210
A guy that wants someone to fuck his ass, and is hiding on liking alexa haha, just admit you are gay.
>>2921260
>>2921175
based!
>>2921175
GOAT BIG MATCH ROMAN WORKING CENA