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>triple h signs pretty much all popular available Indy talent to please smarks despite losing money
E-Drones: "BRING IN BULLET CLUB, BRING IN KENNY OMEGA, BRING BACK CM PUNK"
Is his gimmick supposed to be Penn Jillette?
>wrestler is under 6'5
>he does """"technical"""" or high flying moves
>he comes from bingo hall wrestling
>wrestler is under 6'5
So Steve Austin, John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Triple H, Goldberg, Randy Savage, Ultimate Warrior, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, CM Punk, Ric Flair, Scott Steiner, Booker T, Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle, Iron Sheik, Rob Van Dam, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, Chris Benoit, Roddy Piper, AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sting, Bruno Sammartino, Rey Mysterio, Christian, Samoa Joe, Bob Backlund, Buddy Rogers, Billy Graham, Ryback, Mr. Perfect, Ted DiBiase, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Christopher Daniels, Kenny Omega, Jerry Lawler, James Storm, Bobby Roode, Jimmy Snuka, Pedro Morales, Ivan Koloff, Finn Bálor, Eric Young, Dean Malenko, British Bulldog, Owen Hart, Ricky Steamboat, Mark Henry, Nikolai Volkoff, Yokozuna, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bray Wyatt, Rick Rude, Sergeant Slaughter, Shinsuke Nakamura, William Regal, Stan Stasiak, The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Ron Simmons, King Kong Bundy AND James Ellsworth are all trash?
>it's another silent badass who listens to metal gimmick
Works my dick into a shoot
>there are people (obese underage manlets) out there RIGHT NOW at this very moment who think this wasn't the greatest match of all time in the whole universe
Are you a Mark?
How hot is she?
"R-R-Roman's being destroyed on the mic! It's obvious Cena's gonna win the match too now right?"
>Implying that the person dominant in the build-up wins the match itself.
Do you fucking plebs even watch wrestling? Roman is going to GOLDBERG Cena and EMBARASS him.
Not even a Roman fan it's just obvious the way they're going about it... jeez smarks are dumber than marks most of the time.
>Implying that it matters who wins the match, when Roman already lost the feud during the first promo.
I CAN DRAW A DIMENADO
Was Test ghost a work or a shoot?
ITT: Promotions you've been meaning to get into but havent
I listened to his podcast "Castrating the Marks" and I must say, I have never heard so much cognitive dissonance in one sitting and I am only half way through the show! He takes 30 second clips of dirt sheet writers, especially from Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez, takes them out of context and makes such asinine assumptions on what they are saying. Dave Meltzer is highly respected within the industry, unlike Vince Russo. He has more wrestling knowledge in one finger, than what Russo has in his pea brain.
And unlike Russo, these dirt sheet guys respect the business and command more respect from wrestlers and true wrestling fans, than what RUsso demands in his in-law's attic. Dave Meltzer makes an easy six figures, works harder than Vince McMahon himself, yet this dickhead barely makes 5 figures and needs to e-beg from his audience to buy his co-host a new computer.
He tells people to go watch UFC if they want to watch a "fight", yet he needs to write white trash soap opera for a simulation of combat sports. Hey Vince, if you want write a soap opera, why don't write a soap opera, instead of trying to shit up professional wrestling.
I am glad Meltzer and Alvarez are ignoring him because lets face it, this pathetic loser has them occupied in his head, whining and crying like the attention whore he is, whilst Meltzer and Alvarez are laughing to the bank.
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