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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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What did he mean by this?

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>the state of Fatty Owens, Baloring and Poo in a Loo

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*books you in a tag team match*

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Pick one

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Whos your breakout star of 2018?

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Based Russo working the tribe into a SHOOT!

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Well boys,

I finally made the switch. After subjecting myself to WWMEME's shit product for years, I came to my senses and started watching NJPW. Bought a subscription to NJPW World and everything. At first it felt good, but honestly, NJPW just isn't that great. Wasn't any more fun to watch than WWMEME and now I'm at a loss. Since both sides of the WWMEME/Who Japan debate are confirmed autistic faggots, what wrestling is worth watching?

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Ruru cucked by le terrible black champ

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Who will be Janetty'd?

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Who is getting the pre-order so they can get an extra Villman and Bash skin as well as the Jimmy Ocean wrestling school as a venue?

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GOATS

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Has anyone ever noticed how beta christian is?

Like legit has he ever held an opinion at all? His entire career was leeching off edges legit success. Christian has done nothing of merit besides be main eventing tna ppvs.


Without edge there would be no christian.

Christian is the definition of a janetty.

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Hey NJPW fans, you are all delusional. You think your Oriental wrestling promotion will come close to ever being a threat to WWE, it has no chance in hell. WWE has 2 shows on American cable and in countless international markets. What channel can I catch NJPW? Oh , that's right, it has no channel. Even Jeff Jarret can find a tv channel for his crummy promotions. Wait, what's that, you sell out your US shows in minutes? You mean the 4 shows you did in a year, while WWE does 4 shows every week? Here's the most important reason why NJPW will never come close, they cater to virgin man children exclusively. No one will ever bring their family or a date to a NJPW show but they do for WWE. You see, NJPW might have more good wrestling matches than WWE, but they will never rank in the money WWE. NJPW will never be a publicly traded company, it will never have 2 weekly show on American television.