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Because getting non-casually invested in scripted mandrama is not a thing to be strived for.

>>767046
Nor is it watching japanese cartoons for manchildren, playing touhou, listening to thousand of albums a week to up your , scrobbles in last.fm or reading Infinite Jest.

Where do you think we are?

We come from the most alpha board in existence /sp/. We don't waste time with outlaw wrestling where there are 25 people in a crowd.

If outlaw wrestling was good, why are there barely any people at their shows? How come tubbos like Freight Train get over so easily? It's because it's a meme.

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>the absolute state of OP's shitposting

Here is 5 years worth of history OP

>John Cena opened up 2010 as the WWE Champion where he feuded with Batista before Batista shooted on Raw and began his UFC Career

>Sheamus who left ECW defeated John Cena for the championship in a Fatal 4-Way match and held it during Cena's feud with the Nexus which consisted of all of Season 1's NXT rookies.

>Orton won the championship in a 6-Man elimination match at Night of Champions

>The Miz won the championship with the Money in the Bank Briefcase. Miz's most memorable feud with the belt was with Jerry Lawler where Miz and Cena main evented a Wrestlemania.

>John Cena defeated The Miz in a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match

>CM Punk became the longest reigning WWE Champion in modern memory and began "The Reality Era" of Wrestling with his worked shoot promo.

>CENAWINSLOL

>Alberto "No heat" Del Rio won the championship with the Money in the Bank Briefcase

>CENA OVER COMES THE ODDS AGAIN

>Alberto Del Rio got the championship back in a Triple Threat with Punk and Cena

>The Rock held the championship all the way to Wrestlemania defeating CM Punk and John Cena

>BEFORE LOSING IT TO JOHN CENA

>>767076
>>CM Punk became the longest reigning WWE Champion in modern memory and began "The Reality Era" of Wrestling with his worked shoot promo.
the pg/universe era lasted from 2007 to 2014

>>767024
>Do you really think I want to watch a bunch of guys that look like they could be my roommates doing lame spots all match?

Exactly, this is why I cannot into ANY freshly picked NXT jobber at all.

While people may bitch about Vince's obsession for muscles, there's a fucking reason for it.

>>766559
>http://www.alvarezbjj.com
OP are you humble bragging?
Cause that guy is a Nova Uniao black belt so he has a non gracie BJJ linage. Really bad ass that you are by a school that teaches Franca/Fadda style BJJ instead of Helio's branch.

>>766563
I get that gracies are assholes and what not, but it really seems that people's interest in Fadda/Franca lineage is rooted in bjj hipsterism.

>>766569
There's no such thing as bjj hipsters. but they are people who are vested in the history of BJJ and being able to train in another branch style as good as the Gracie that is under cut and undermine for decades is something to promote.

Fadda/Franca's branch of BJJ promotes the hell out of using leg locks and more heavy use of wrestling maneuvers on the ground and standing, which has shown with how Nova uniao has flourished so much for the last decade in MMA and BJJ tournaments,

Bryan, Cena and Tyson are the best.
The Bellas and Eva Marie are the worst.

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>Best characters
All the male wrestlers
Nattie
Nicole
Rosa

>Okay characters
Foxy
Brianna
Trinity
Arianne
Eva Marie

>Worst characters
Nattie's fat/retarded parents
Bellas' gay brother
Eva's gay boyfriend
Paige

All the males in the show are amazing.

Reigns is going to BTFO smarks and Rollins dick suckers by boosting ratings and making RAW watchable again. Believe that.

>>766171
Why did he choose Centimeter Punk as his name?

>>766171
guys please don't sink this low, are you really going to leave /sp/? come to 16/2 chan you are more than welcome on /sp/, it is your home.

What is cesaro's gimmick?

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/CorbinClub/ we ten posts early ww@?

I kinda feel bad for swedekek.

>>765270
If you're leaning away from boxing you should lean away from all striking arts including muay thai. Grappling would be the way to go then. Bjj will focus more on ground fighting and submissions. Judo will focus on stand up grappling and throws. Ask him which he would prefer.

>>765270
Good idea. Train an outburst prone retard in martial arts. There's no possible way that could end poorly.

>>765300
>>765270
That being said, being proficient at striking helps a lot, no one says he has to compete or get beaten into a vegetable, but learning what people can do with their fists, how fragile, but at the same time oddly resilient people are, and how much damage you can truly do can really teach you something about life IMO

>>765028
/thread

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/CorbinClub/ WW@?

>>765028
funny how they use foley to promote every cell-based matchup for the last 20 years, while ric flair's stumbly meme suplex has been used to hype up a grand total of nothing

>actually calling yourself a wrestling fan
my pussy has never been dryer

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>if you only watch wwe you're not a REAL wrestling fan

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I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan

>>764308
/thread

There's nothing to discuss.

We could bring it back by advertising to decent MA forums, so we're not outnumbered and beaten out by mandrama faggots for forever
We vould do the same on Skating forums and fishing and archery and shit
Wrasslin can't own this fucking board

>>764360
Seidoguy killed /asp/ for non-boxing and MMA combat discussion.

Think about it, if Seido didn't chime in on every CMA thread Wu would never have even adopted a name, and we wouldn't have like 4 people shitting in every martial arts thread pretending to be Wu.

>>764270

>BTFO

>>764270

We should have a non-virgin and virgin brand split really...

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>>764096

got feedback report from mods, they're "looking into" it. i guess if the wrestling people calm down they might be allowed to stay.

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>>764138
:^)
your just tenants

>>764119

Asian m00t is a retard, he's not going to listen to reason

Underage Mark Taste should just be WWE.

Patrician taste would be Lucha and Jap shit.

>Roman underage mark
>not getting his own bbygurl tier
Please have sex.

>>763366
>outlaw wrestling
The subject line says "WWE TASTE-O-METER" not flippy shit vanilla midgets taste-o-meter. Fuck off.

Who's the faggot on the left?

>x10 2 silver back gorillas
So, 20 silver back faggots?

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>>763264
>Who's the faggot on the left?

I am still unclear on if its all at once, or one on one in a round robin

Luke harper and a cesaro feud would be awesome

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>yfw we can now have separate threads for retarded wrestling shit and still have a dedicated main thread.

>mfw webm

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nth for fatpuss