whats he doing right now and when is he coming back?
He's on vacation and he'll be back in time for Wrestlemania season. Possibly a surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble.
hes in washington state atm
Discussion thread for the GOAT.
>Will he ever come back?
>What feuds would you want him in?
>Favourite DBry matches and moments?
>How much better would WWE be with him wrestling.
Get in here BryanBros.
>>766573
He should come back the night after the Royal Rumble
He's ready to return any time. WWE just refuses to clear him.
1. He's not coming back cause HHH and Vince won't let him cripple himself.
2.If he could feud with Owens or Seth then fine.
3. Him and all 3 Punk matches were good
4. It wouldn't change much. Fans will chant "Yes!" but it won't be the same as when he was really hot.
Hey whats up guys. Do any of you like amateur wrestling? I wrestled for 8 years. 3 year letterman in high school.
>>765831
>3 year letterman in high school
Oh wow, aren't you cool
>>765831
you ever wrestle a girl? are there many female wrestlers?
whats a "letterman"?
>>765874
>you ever wrestle a girl?
this question actually makes me curious, a lot of girls have been wining tournaments, even state championship, i didn't thought that was possible
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Because you know /sp/ can't have power rankings ;)
1. Sara Lee
2. Noelle Foley
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Honorable Mention: Pale Slag
>>761209
Slutiness
>no Dana, Gionna or Alexa
all outed on thedirty
>>761219
> the dirty
Might as well be citing Tumblr
Sethfags where we at?
We're broken m8, 6-9 months I'm legit crushed
HORNS UP FOR SETH ^:)
I'm here bae.
Why couldn't we get a BoD vs. Wyatt Family feud promo as good as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UefYx8bv9Ug
1nd for Ambrose next champ
>Cena took time off to film some reality show
Haaaaaw
We need to install a "no new threads until image limit" rule.
gimmie a (You) if you agree
>Your brother didn't have much fight in him
what did she mean by this?
>>774207
She means that it's time for all the /asp/ trip fags to go. This is /wwe/ territory now
What an awful, horrible, hacky story line
>>774376
You can tell that Vince & Steph have their grubby little fingerprints all over this one
>Roman about to win the WWE Title
>Uso's about to win the Tag Title
>Nia Jax will probably win the Divas Title as soon as she gets called up
What's up with Vince and his Samoan fixation?
My theory is that his family owes the Anoa'i family an eternal debt.
>Tamina still irrelevant
No love for my favorite MILF :(
>>770989
dont forget the next next face of the company and son of haku/meng
bad boy tama tonga NXT bound any minute now.
Shes keking tyson right
theres no way ceasro isnt the bull
theres literally an episode of total divas where tyson cant get hard
>>770801
i don't blame him, i'd fuck her as well
>>770801
Anon, he's called the Swiss Superman for a reason.
>>770801
there's a brony in that picture
I started shaolin kempo, which seems similar to shotokan karate, half a year ago, and thought it'd be a balanced workout. Turns out it's leg heavy as fuck.
So I'm looking for a sport to balance out the leg heavy martial art. What sport is fun and focuses on chest and arms?
>>770779
How about a real martial art?
Bench Pressing
Wing chun does that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwX5Xzg9HwQ
>>770567
yfw upupdwndwn is about to write a better storyline than wwe if miz makes the finals
>>773479
>implying its fixed
xavier getting BTFO BTFO by kofi and being salty as fuck why would he do that to himself?
>>774048
>and yet its a better storyline
>proving my point while missing my point
Kevin owens can't wrestle
cm punk sucks
Ryback is a legend
So... pukester general?
I wonder why he loves Ryback so much
Ryback has put more people over in his career than CM Punk has, yet smarks hate rasslers who don't put people over. Go figure.
>Ronda racks up a bunch of quick 30-second wins mostly against physically weaker mid-tier fighters.
>The media is on to it, because she's a female and with feminism trending she's just hot shit on the market now, gotta have her on every lame Fallon/Kimmel talk show out there
>She gets all the sports endorsements and even a bullshit role on the Expandables
>The hype train revvs up
>De la Hoya so desperate for another star he actually puts her on the front of Ring Magazine
>Wild speculation starts about Ronda transitioning to boxing
>Normies only see her wonderful 12-0, 12 record
>"She's the most amazing female athlete in history so dominant"
>People actually think she's better than Lucia Rijker, Ali and Cecilia Brækhus
>The bald UFC gimp is counting on a shekel shower by rushing Holm into a title fight
>"Holly Holm will get crushed, there is no stopping Ronda Rousey"
>Nobody pays attention to the fact Holm has a 33-2-3 boxing record
>"Ronda will pummel her with strikes and break her arm"
>The shilling hacks in Ronda's camp keep caressing her ego.
>The Armenian dude saying she could knock Golovkin out
>She actually falls for her own hype
>She doesn't touch gloves, puts on her best "Hear me Roar" facial expression
>Rushes in with wild combinations, keeps dropping her hands
>Holm counters her at will with accurate left hands and uses footwork to circle out and nullify Ronda's offence. She even manages to take Ronda down with a basic grappling move.
>First round an absolute shutout
>Ronda goes back to her corner busted up and breathing heavily
>Armenian shill actually telling her she's doing beautiful and should keep up
>Holm finishes her off with a left hand-high kick combo
>The odds against Holm were 6-1
>6-to-fucking-one and the fight wasn't even remotely close
>Ronda Rousey fanbase suicide watch officially announced
you rousey fans disgust me
>>769160
if De la Hoya was still on coke he would arrange a BDSM dungeon with Ronda fucking him with a strapon.
It was such a beautiful moment.
>>769160
>>Armenian shill actually telling her she's doing beautiful and should keep up
That's not always bad. You want to keep their confidence up. You don't want to tell your fighter that they suck and are getting destroyed after 1 bad round.
everything else was pretty accurate though. Did Joe Rogan or Dana White cry?
What happens in the sport of wrestling if one of the combatants pops a raging boner? Is that disqualifying or a penalty?
What if the boner is so big, it is rubbing up against the other play and distracting him, or what if one of the guy has so much pre cum it is soaking through his singlet and wiping on the other guy? Does shit like this ever happen?
>>769072
>>769072
I remember Iron Shiek had a boner against Hogan once and i think Ahmed Johnson had one once
>>769108
I'd get a boner in the presence of hulk Hogan too