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His neck injury put him on thin ice, and then he got that DUI while he had THAT GUT

Tough break. He was in TNA's Bound for Glory this year just for a bit and still looked out of shape.

>>803937
Yeah tough break about his neck. Hes wrestling on borrowed time. And what's worse is he was significantly older than Edge when his happened. I'll give Helms another 5 years at most before he hangs up the Cape and mask

What if WWE made their schedule more reasonable (breaks between tours like puro or less nights wrestling per week) which allowed them to de-sterilize their style and have fresh matches?

hes a barely trained amateur that was only allowed in because he brings a draw

he has a background in kempo, like every 6 year old that has ever taken a karate class
and a blue belt in jiujitsu.
They are going to throw him up against a cream puff a few times to see if he can even survive against low tier people before they let him fight actual fighters.

>>803861
Wouldn't it make them more money to pair him up against a legit world class fighter in his first fight? I mean he fights a bunch of no name amateurs and potentially loses, the hype will die down when people realize he sucks. He fights someone legit, Dana gets a huge payday and gets to shittalk pro wrestling as a former world champion gets knocked the fuck out in 10 seconds of his UFC debut.

>>803865
Dana gets a huge payday and gets to shittalk pro wrestling as a former world champion gets knocked the fuck out in 10 seconds of his UFC debut.


dana doesn't give a fuck about pro wrestling looking bad and is only doing this because CM is a draw to attract wrestling fans

Smarks ruined wrestling

NXT has been consistently good outside of that rough patch, ROH has been solid this year and Lucha Underground was amazing

>>803763
kill yourself Smarkbustuh kek

I get Bret Hart enjoys the current state of WWE because it reminds him of when they were so much in the shits they gave him the belt

Jimmy Steamer

Billy Nightmare

Handsome Ransome

>I'll never forget
tell me about her

>>800471
>Big tits amazon brought in to be the next dominate monster diva
>made NXT all female to put her over
>find out she did porn, fetish porn
>wwe fires her quickly
>they put in katylin to take her place who they had just signed weeks prior
katylin won, naomi came in second and aj was third. My waifu maxine was based in it

hes got more experience than 80% of /asp/

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He has no chin

>>800330
Holds his chin too high, hands a bit too low for carrying the chin so high, footwork is almost nonexistent and he likes to work a reaching, prodding jab that has no real threat to it and gets him swarmed in the first. When he squares up and throws heavier jabs they at least seem to have an effect. Not a whole lot of variety, but he does know to use his range against the shorter guy, clinch when he's in trouble and go for the kill when the other guy is hurt. He clearly had more stamina, which is good. Overall, an amateur and not the quality type, what the crap would you expect.

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Wasn't this shit deleted already? Why are you posting it again?

>>800257
I was high as shit the first time I posted this and deleted it like 5 minutes after I posted it.

>>800257
why not faggot?
/asp/ needs some good memes and copy pasta

>>800226
tell us where you live maybe there is a good coach around you. For the most part style and schools that promote resistant training, sparring, etc like boxing, Muay thai, judo, wrestling BJJ will get you the most bang for your buck. Besides that it depends on your price range, schdule and how you mesh with the coaches. So there you go.

Boxing/muay thai + bjj/judo/wrestling

Avoid anything korean, Chinese or Jewish

>>800206
>Chyna
Immediately closed

Not saying I'm for Triple H sticking to Chyna, but if he did then his son's would be genetic freaks on par, if not greater than Lesnar.

If WWE was hosted in any other country she'd be in the HOF. But since Americans are such prudes she'll continue to be discriminated against. It's not just a Chyna problem but a female wrestler problem in general. If you think about all the female wrestlers who had to demean themselves in front of these audiences it's pretty sad that none of them get any HOF recognition.

Kayfabe has no place in the contemporary wrestling scene.

You're probably just a manchild if you want to believe the two guys fighting each other really hate each other. You probably believe in God and Santa Claus too don't you.

Convince me.
I don't think it is, as long as it stays true to the show. Outside of it (social media, tmz, late show appearances) it doesn't matter just like actresses and actors don't have to stay in character outside of the show.

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Yeah um ah you know

How the fuck do you cash in at Universe Mode?

>>800011
2k14 was better.
2008 was also inferior to 2007 so im not surprised your taste is shit.

>>800038
Try to play a title match and it'll give you the option to cash in.

He pisses off feminists? Deets please!

Don't forget that he pisses off MMAnlets like McGreggor

>>799724
Why do we *hate* ol' white lightning?
I don't know. I don't hate Sheamus. I wouldn't have put the title on him but I don't really give a fuck. WWE have bigger problems than who their world champ is right now.

>>799775
Its good to get the cash in over with now then later when we have a better champ than Ramen.

The transition seems rough, but I think its for the best.
>Rusev, Barret, and Sheamus become new enforcers of th authority and get a push.
>by having a cash-in on Ramen it creates a feud and tries to create as much of a feud as it can

Who would Ramen feud with if he was champion? There is nobody.

John Cena is wrestling Roman Reigns?

>>799722
> outraw choreographed dance
That weebm is cringeworthy as fuck

AJ is injured. Not happening

There is no consitency with him. One day he is a jobber and the next he is beating Mark Henry and shaking his hand to get a push. What the fuck do they want with this dude? He is talented for sure, but he is going in no direction.

>>799728
He has no direction because the creative team on the main roster is utter shit.
NXT booked him perfectly as the underdog champion.
On the main roster, he's just some guy with a flashy finisher.

Meh. grils today find ayy lmaos like Bendydick Cuminass attractive, they find all the sharp angles rugged or something.
In the current WWE midcard alone, Bo's uglier.

Kizarny

Kevin Thorn

R-Truth