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>>818910
Theodore Roosevelt was Bruce Lee before IP Mann was born.


Instead of asking how Bruce Lee would do, We should say how fucking bad ass Teddy was
Theodore Roosevelt promoted that all American males master all ranges of combat and mix styles. He was the captain of Harvard's wrestling team, trained with boxing champs and was one of the first Americans to train a new style of japanese wrestling call Judo.

Theodore Roosevelt was JKD before Bruce Lee
Theodore Roosevelt was MMA before UFC.

>>818915
> muh teddeh roosefelt so based may may XD
Fuck off back to reddit or cracked comment section faggot

>>818958
>buttjewed hue hue
>> muh broos li senpai so based may may XD
Fuck off back to reddit or cracked comment section faggot

Fuck off with that chink chink chong chong this is 4chan.

WE ARE KNOWN WORLD WISE AS ANONYMOUS

WE ARE LEGION

WE ARE ANONYMOUS

WE DONT FORGIVE

WE DON'T FORGET

EXPECT US

>>834233
>Romancucks btfo

>antismarks btfo

>>834233
It's almost like people would rather buy christmas presents for their friends and relatives instead of watching another shitty wrestling show.

>>834233
> house shows meaning literally anything

>>831802
>Hoping for one last Sting run

Why, so he can have a heart attack in the ring mid-match and kill the momentum?

No he's never coming back and he should be considered retired for life. He needs neck surgery, for christ's sake. He's done.

>>831802
Makeup Corner Splash Man is dead

>>837565
Seth Rollins.

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>>837565

>>837565
Go back to /sp/ .

>>836960
Deanfag here

>white hot
Shouldn't you be training right now Phil?

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>>836960
>Jannetty
>Deanetty
I'm new I don't get this meme at all. Pls help.

Remember when you thought posting this was a good idea?

You're the only one.

>>836603
>Banks fan spotted

>>836603
hes right though. Becky is getting a divas title shot and sasha is in the stands.

Is Dean Ambrose THAT much better of a wrestler than Roman Reigns? I'm gonna probably get hated on this, but I've been thinking about this for a while. Now, Dean is miles ahead of Roman when it comes to promos, acting, and just fun. But it seems recently that he just isn't that good of a wrestler when I think about the likes of Cesaro, Rollins, and Owens. His punches are the stiffest and least convincing in the company, his suicide dive is probably the worst, and the second rope rebound is one of the most predictable and slowest moves I've seen in recent years. I can't even think of any memorable spots that he has with HIS moves. If he has any, then it has something to do with a cool counter or a spot with Dirty Deeds. Honestly I feel like some people don't notice because Dean is just so great with his in-ring presence and selling. I just wanted to give my opinion.

TL;DR Ambrose is a great actor but he just isn't as good as a wrestler than others like Cesaro, Owens, or Rollins.

I just happened to listen to the Stone Cold podcast with Lawler in 2013 a few weeks ago. The night he had a heart attack on RAW he had just finished wrestling Ziggler. Ziggler hit him with the 10 fast elbows on the mat that he used to do. King said they were stiff as hell and he suspected they may have contributed to the attack.

Last night in the Ziggler Owens match, Ziggler hits Owens with 3 elbows on the mat. Lawler says "There was only 3, that's only good for chest pains".

I got tickets for the Milwaukee NXT show on the 14th. After seeing a standard $40 seat jump up to $60 I decided I didn't want to pay the jews that much and opted for a standing room only ticket instead. Anyone have any experience with standing room seats? Just wondering how bad my view is gonna be.

It's a fucking tiny arena so I can't imagine my view will be all that bad.

Layla

chris Kanyon. Underrated as hell

none, because I don't support degeneracy

Well rumor has it that he's facing Brock Lesnar at Wtestlemania

>>831620

If it differs from Brock's match with Cena at last years SummerSlam I'm done with wrestling.

Only really started watching WWE again 6 months ago after about 15 years of not watching it... most of the guys are fucking terrible.
Kevin Owens is just a fat fuck. Fucking shit wrastler.

Reings

>>831223

Vince

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>>831223
Ronda Rousey

um um uh well um you know

>>825654
well uuuh you know it's just that mentality *coughs*

>>825521
not autistic. just a cũck

>>833781
Emma has always been great, going all the way back to her feuds with Paige & Summer

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Can we at least appreciate dat ass?

Asuka vs. Dana > Asuka vs. Emma

Though they did some excellent shit in the later half of that Emma match. She overcame those odds.

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Literally every single one of them
Thats why the product is so shit now
Back 10-20 years ago wrestlers were legit badasses
Now we get nerds like roman reigns, Daniel bryan, xavier woods, dolph ziggler etc. Who have zero personality.
Where are the real men at fella?

>>818379
They all read funny books and play video games in the locker room instead of banging lots of sluts and doing lots of coke like in the 80s. Bunch of fucking queers are all the them millennial wrestlers

>>818395
Didnt Jim cornette say female fans stopped going to shows because wrestlers stopped fucking them?

>>836430
damn the chant is so over.

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>>836457
>mfw Bryan return makes the crowd pop like crazy and makes WWE Great Again

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>>836467
roman already did all that and the chant was used for it.