Are we done acting like he wasn't fun to watch in the WWE?
I guarantee you he'd get a pop if he came out during the Rumble next year.
Nobody would remember him
Literally who?
>wrestler not known for aerial moves gets up on the turnbuckle
>he gets countered
>two wrestlers on the mat
>barely moving
>both get up, run and jump to tag partner in at same time
>TITLE MATCH ON RAW
>ends in DQ
>>1096332
i want mark henry's hat.
whats wrong with this picture
>>1096265
>Dailymotion
Its not in 720
>>1096265
Smackdown tomorrow? I thought it was on Thursdays
Alright, /asp/
You've got 12 days and full booking liberties to try and salvage Wrestlemania 32, what do you do? What's your go home Raw and what changes do you make to the Mania card?
The only thing I'd change is turn the WWE Title match into a Fatal Four Way between HHH, Ryback, Bo Dallas, and Mark Henry.
Bo goes over Ryback
Bo holds the title for a year before it's taken from him by Cesaro at next years Mania.
The go home show has Bo, Ryback, and Mark Henry attacking Reigns and forcing HHH to make the title match a fatal four way.
JUST GOTTA BO-LIEVE
Roman vs HHH isn't main eventing WM32 so why does it matter?
>this week
>finn stops appearing on nxt
>post on twitter that he's just visiting family and some old friends
>next week on raw
>vince cuts a promo about how shane will lose at mania. asks for taker to come out
>taker doesn't come out,but shane does
>shane tells vince that taker probably realized how wrong he was fighting for vince
>shane tells vince that when he takes control of wwe, he's gonna fire vince steph and hhh
>hhh comes out and pedigrees shane, tells him that the authority makes the rules around here and if taker doesn't show up at mania, hhh will be the one facing shane.
>it's mania
>taker vs shane
>taker comes out and beats the hell out of shane but can't bring himself to pin him
>vince comes out and demands taker pin shane
>hhh runs in to beat up taker
>can't so he calls for help
>owens, and wyatts come out
>hhh pedigrees taker and shane
>puts taker's arm over shane to pin him
>1
>2
>lights go out
>BULLETPROOF comes on the tron
>finn, gallows, and anderson debut
>help shane and taker fight off authority
>mania ends with shane and taker shaking hands with bullet club in the ring
how badly would you mark /wwe/?
>this fucking raw was in memory of someone
I'm fucking dying. Hold me
>>1095900
I dont know who that is
>>1095921
daughter of a veteran cameraman
>>1095900
some random girl gets a memorial but Umanga and Sherri dont get one
This is going to be THE WORST Wrestlemania of all time
18+, go watch some of the shows from the mid 90s, in the archive of the WWE Network for only $9.99
>>1095820
No. Its going to be awesone didnt you see /raw tonight it showed Shane training with Renzo for his big match with Undertaker
>>1095826
Please have sex
This guy sucks, why is he on my tv screen again?
He's big
>>1095750
He's on your TV screen because you are stupid enough to watch the WWE goof and geek circus. Give up, it's never going to get better.
>>1095750
He's strong
>/a/ likes good obscure anime
>/v/ likes good obscure videogames
>/mu/ likes good obscure music
>/co/ likes good obscure comics
>/asp/ hates good obscure wrestling and loves shitty mainstream sports entertaiment
> /mu/ good music
What
>>1091925
>moeshit = good obscure anime
>/v/ even liking something and not complaining about it
>vaporwave/rap = good obscure music
Can't talk about /co/ tho
>things are only good if theyre hardly known
>being a faggot hipster special snowflake
>thinking those boards have good taste
You're an idiot
how do I fix my hand/fist, /asp/?
fingers are too long for my palm and my knuckle looks like shite
>>1091744
Go training.
>>1091858
4 times a week . fingers are still too long for a decent knuckle.
>>1091884
What do you train, then?
Also making a fist has nothing to do with "long fingers". Just grab the small bumps at the top of your palm with your fingertips. Also your thumb should be below then hand, pressing against it. Not on the side or vertically, as in the picture.
Also ALWAYS punch with the first two knuckles, the other two are too fragile and break easily (look up "boxers fracture"). Don't bend your wrist.
Do some pushups on your fist every day to get more stability.
Who else is psyched for the start of the season?
Safety day a week behind us (I was the guy pin checking in Parachutist ads) and it's starting to warm up!!!
I'm headed to Carolinafest again this year, anyone else excited for boogies?
>jumping out of planes for fun
how much of a moron do you have to be?
>>1090225
It actually very safe. You're just a pussy with slow response times
>>1090225
How many threads to discuss childrens television programming do you fucking people need before you "wrestling" losers stop shitting up the other topics on this board? Maybe if you turned off the WWE Network and left the house for more than five fucking seconds you wouldn't feel so compelled to post in every goddamn topic you can find you autistic manchild. Go watch your sweaty men holding each other some more and continue wasting your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tigjUTLNc
Starts Thursday April 14
>tfw only 3 and a half more weeks with no BMJ in our lives
BASED BMJ IS GOING TO TEACH THESE NERDS ABOUT HUSTLE LOYALTY AND RESPECT
>>1090093
with the help of the US Military
I know there was a thread on this before but can someone explain to me why Krav Maga gets a lot of shit? I'm currently taking Krav Maga classes and I think it's effective. Is it the ultimate martial art? Of course not, there are other martial arts that are as effective. I just want an explanation.
>>1089518
It's a meme martial art
>>1089521
/thread
Welcome to the new thread
OPENING DAY IN 2 WEEKS!
i'm literally pissing myself in anticipation
>>1090865
Nice axe man.
Got a gtek myself, tryna get a shocker right now
>>1091547
how is the gtek?
>contrarian /asp/erger cucks will defend the fact that NXT the day before mania is going to shit on mania in terms of matches
keep pretending that sucking vinces shit out of his ass is the cool thing to do. You fucking faggot cucks
Consider yourselves owned
18+ HAVE SEX. ;)
so we were watching that shitty match the other night and my friend started arguing over the Bork Lazer entrance song
i said the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
but he said no (he thinks he know everything), the lyrics goes like this
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-a-zer!
Bork La-zer!
so who's right? me or my friend?
and who's that valet he's got? man, that's one ugly ass woman
what's the card again?
Post your entrance songs and how you would sync to it
I'll start: do random shit until I reach the ring and then go full bow-to-me-triple-h-style when it gets to 2:45 and onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwkUFfspu_M
>entrance that lasts over 3 minutes
Fuck off Taker
sounds like generic metal song shit from nxt