Top 5 WWE entrance themes?
5. Edge (original)
4. Razor Ramon
3. Stone Cold Steve Austin (original)
2. Kurt Angle
1. Hulk Hogan (original)
DX
NWO
Evolution
Metalingus
This Fire Burns
Randy Orton (HEY NOTHING U CAN SAY)
Edge
Shawn Michaels
The Rock
John Cena
The Shield
Stone Cold
Randy Orton (Voices)
Brock Lesnar
Evolution
Ok anon, you're jobber who has just been fired by Vince, you are told to pack your bags immediately, while your packing you get the idea to cum in a diva's eyes while she isn't noticing, who do you choose?
Brock Lesnar
>>1099420
Realize I'll be living paycheck to paycheck like everyone on /asp/
>>1099420
Please have sex
Did they?
YOU
JUST
CHANCE
My face hurts
what happened to cool dad? did someone try to rebuild the walls?
>>1099360
pls send help
>>1099365
if repeating digits on the end, help has arrived friend
>>There will never be something this based
Just kill me, /asp/.
i miss people power
>>There will never be something this based
>CM Cuck
>based
18+
not one fucking thing makes sense about this match
>Shane wants control of wwe
>has to fight Undertaker despite the beef being between Vince and Shane
>if Shane wins he gets Raw and wwe
>if Shane Loses Vince disowns his son for some reason despite it making zero sense to be disappointed that your son didn't steal your company from you
>if Undertaker loses he'll never wrestle at mania again (i.e, he has to retire because he's a fucking part timer)
not to mention the meta factor where Shane is basically doing this as a favor. this match very quickly turned from awesome to overly booked and predicatble
It's fun
stop taking it so seriously
>>1099033
You are a retard. Like if nothing makes sense then it's okay to stop and think about wtf you're doing with your time.
none of these stips will be enforced anyway. And nobody will care. Because it's fun stop complaining.
>>1099123
This reminds me, has the lock box or Steph not knowing been mentioned at all?
>do BJJ
>technique over strength
>don't lift a single weight
>only do bodyweight exercises cause 'muscles are bulky'
>aesthetics lifter pulls more girls than me
>I tell myself 'he probably has no ground game...technique over strength'
>become brown belt
>learn portuguese, buy boardshorts
>say 'oss' after every sentence like a faggot
>get roflstomped by an athletic 1 year white belt in same weight class with a 500lb deadlift
>be on suicide watch
>'t-t-t-technique over strength'
>cry myself to sleep after fapping to royce gracie
Why is this the life story of every BJJ autist?
Can you provide some evidence as to when any of the things you've just said have ever happened?
>>1098751
Technique is always the priority in martial arts but there's a common type of autist who take it to an extreme. They stick their head in the sand and think they can do pushups, situps and be physically conditioned to fight.
These are the same types of cucks who walk around saying 'size doesn't matter' or 'muscles make you bulky' to make themselves feel better cause their Oneitis gets facefucked by football players and bodybuilders on the regular
We purge the nxt fags by giving reasons why John Cena is better then nxt.
> solid in-ring work
> no dumbass flips lol
> 2 solid gimmicks
> muh enzo and Cass lol
> all nxt fags on suicide watch because all of the talent will be B level superstars on raw
John Cena is overall better then nxt
>>1098342
> muh flips and better then raw
Give me a break nxt is a 1 hour show that's really not that good but the iwc elitist
> better then wrestlemaina
What jokes
>>1098342
I love BMJ but I can't see this gimmick getting over.
You didn't even start the thread with a smug Cena,
>>1098342
haha i agree
fuck cody rhodes xD
ITT: GOAT Entrances
1 Undertaker
2 HHH
3 Finn Balor
4 Batista
5 Randy Orton (Legend killer era)
HOW YOU DOIN'
>>1098227
John Cena anyone else is just a iwc tard
>ctrl + f
>no total divas thread
Time to remedy that!
Just starting the episode. Paige helping this gay dude looks like it's going to be hilarious.
I net NJPW and all other wrestling promotions laugh at WWE for this. No wonder UFC doesn't take mandrama seriously
>>1098170
>I net
LMFAO
Only 8 minutes in and there's been a lot of self boob touching so far.
Fuck Wrestlemania, I'm more excited for RAW the night after, and whatever hackneyed PPV they throw at us the following month
>two womens matches
>two smackdown-tier tag team matches
>30,000 german suplexes from brock
>shitty offence from ambrose
>shane mcmahon's awful punches
>reignswinslol
my hype level for this card could not be any lower
>>1098112
I thought about trying to defend the 8 woman clusterfuck match but it's literally impossible. I don't think theres a way for any of the ones who can wrestle to salvage it.
>>1098109
That's Extreme Rules. Here's the card:
Reigns vs whoever comes back from injury first
Ambrose v Lesnar
Strowman v Big Show
Zayn v Owens
Styles v Wyatt
Ryback v Kalisto
New Day v Dudleyz
Sasha v Charlotte
Christian = GOAT
Why isn't he wrestling anymore
>>1097938
Because he retired
>>1097929
Cage = Charisma
Seth and sheamus thread? I'm in
Oh my god I gonna make porrrrn
>i don't see roman reigns as the face of the company, ambrose is way more obvious a choice
>>1097654
>you just don't have sophisticated tastes in the art of professional WRESTLING, sheeple! s-s-stop calling it s-sports entert-t-t-tainment
>another one of these threads
Are all NXT beta nu males faggots or are they just a loud minority?
I tried to watch a sasha vs some side pony chick go at it in an iron man match but the crowd was extremely annoying. They sounded like a bunch of white knight pole smokers, are all the shows like this?
>>1097650
>look mom, I posted it again
> /wwe/ mark confused by a lively crowd
every fuckin' time