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What is the greatest royal rumble elimination of all time?

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Is she the queen of /asp/?

https://youtu.be/NIxOfLaKT_4

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>Oh man! Nice throw by Orton

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Someone in an earlier thread said that Left SmarkBuster is funny and his impressions are accurate while the Right SmarkBuster is just jaded and bitter.

I would just like to interject for a moment and say that that poster is the cancer that is killing the SmarkBusting industry.

Left SmarkBuster is a gateway buster of the worst kind. He's a bad comedian, a clusterfuck of attention whoring and pseudo-logic that isn't very well-spoken by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for his weaknesses by adding in excessive Ziggler faggotry and CANADA. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the Left SmarkBuster himself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of his core make him a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The Ruthless Aggression name-dropping all trying their hardest to look mature, HeelRobbie, sitting there while Right SmarkBuster does all the work, the whole Diet Dew faggotry and everything about the Left SmarkBuster commentary fuels their worked shoot fantasies, while the pity-party indoor sunglasses, emphasis on outbursts, and overall cheesiness of the reviewing make it fit just right with the dudebroish drives of your average Network subscriber and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the WWE. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

'Lefty' is basically THE SmarkBuster to attract the most hated IWC fanbase known to /asp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this poser and everyone who likes him, and ensure that no Lefty threads ever encourage the /wooo/friends to show their faces here.

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Normies Get Out Edition

Old Thread: >>1097732

Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.

>Newbie pastebin (updated with BBs and batteries)
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd

>/asg/ retailer guide (updated for SB199)
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6

>International and local laws concerning Airsoft, things to consider while traveling
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eVw8H56iR_jpo-slgO5e8KNlLvQIAj1yQ9V8rrF6jWo/edit?usp=sharing

>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns – new link for the new chat.
skype:?chat&blob=BWX6g5kH-TZod4k0M4IkuJPQCTnNA454Vw3vEdVW7bs4CScPCOJG8xtPNy4BOOweVKrZ8YlLiyCwsML7Njop6Z2IqjvqMSKDMFGIHMn_Py8GzCOuo1UjketdtAlNH8r_ledI8OdYf8HrXycL8IUQw5hFPWjVhF5SLqYk9pbOOD1B9pqXTBXfTrdx0KU2vmQVa5qOaCbhV73qro-p1YH0GurZgqoWeiY

Thread Topic:
Ever seen a guy at the field memeing but was complete normie-tier about them? Did you confront him or just secretly rage about it?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nir4TeS-rc
Thoughts

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>when you step in the ring understand your hands are just too short to box with God

What did he mean by this?

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>from JUST to a high tier match at WM

BASED VINCE DOES IT AGAIN

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Did they?

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The Miz main evented Wrestlemania

agaisnt JOHN CENA

and won

You think about all the dozens of great wrestlers that've come and gone without getting a Mania main event, or even a highlight-worthy MATCH at Mania, and then you remember this.

(That's not to say I hate tThe Miz all that much, at least not anymore, but he MAIN EVENTED the biggest show of the year, and went over the biggest star in the company. The fucking Miz - in 2011.)

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Swearing fealty to god-king Matanza edition

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Daily reminder that Bret 'GOAT' Hart drew the literal alltime highest pro-wrestling record for paid attendance AT A FUCKING SUMMERSLAM

Daily reminder that Shawn 'worst champ of the worst era' Michaels COULDNT EVEN SELL OUT HIS LITERAL HOMETOWN during his disastrous face run and vince was forced to give away thousands upon thousand of tickets > for free because no one wanted to watch a prancing male prostitute

We would be posting in /wcw/ this very second if Shawn 'i nearly killed the company' Michaels didnt break his back on a casket. FACT

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Name your all-time favorite wrestler, and state your favorite match by them.

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Bombing hills edition

Always. Wear. Fucking. Protection.

We're starting the the thread now, so suggestions about what should be on the stick will be useful

>What is Longboarding?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longboarding

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Style and experience appreciated
>mi tsung lo han northern shoalin
>7 years
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