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>>1241740
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>UFC

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
A man who says "you can't see me".

>>1241740
>still being this worked
He walked out over 2 years ago. Get over him

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>I like Roman Reigns

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>>1241741

>>1241736
Not liking roman reigns isnt a fedora opinion. You are allowed to not like people. Sperging out at the mention of his name however...

>>1241571
>Camp WWE with special guest star Peter Steel

lol dean doesn't even have one xD

RECORD LOW

>>1241578
Dean consistently gets the biggest pop each week

Sami No Pop Le Ska Man Zzzzayn Mohammad is garbage.

>>1241543
Begging you to gain a healthy weight

I was at Roadblock and Zayn got zero reaction in his homeland kekekekek

>>1241513
Yeah you will be proven wrong again, gg no re

>>1241513
>Apollo Crews is a future United States champion.
>mfw he has the best entrance song in wwe right now
I agree. I hope he does well on the Main Roster. Hope they build more of a charatcer then he had on NXT

>>1241450
Fucks Brie in the ass in the open meadows of his farm all day.

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>>1241450
>Midget
>Wrestle

>>1241450
Yes, only he has a hot woman to fuck and you have your crum encrusted hand of choice.

>>1241377
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

>>1241377
I wish the had an implosion angle, the breaking up would be the only notable thing the group ever did, but WWE wanted to get rid of the horrid stable so fast that they couldn't wait, can't really blame them.

>>1241485
How did they break up. Ain't torrenting SmackDown for one segment

>>1241351
are you wearing a fedora?

>>1241351
https://twitter.com/Garameez/status/718315744161873920

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>Chris Benoit should be in the HoF

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>>1241327
>roman has never lost a single match in wwe

>It's a Romark tries to blame anyone else for the shitty ratings episode

>>1241327
This.

Outlaw midgets aren't meancing heels.

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>>1241305
I can only hope

>>1241305
Goldust has always had a gay angle. That is kinda his thing.

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not enough gay angles desu

Hard. Meme Club is a joke.

>>1241238
>>1241239
>>1241241
Same fagging to keep shit thread alive have sex fat worked by kids show faggot

All of the SHIELD members were booked like shit after the split once they god their hands on some gold 2bh

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MAKE HIM LOOK STRONGER DAMMIT

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>>1241158

WWE plz make him drop the title.

>>1241133
It's weird because it seemed like Kalisto is/was over as fuck, but then he was bumped to the pre show on Wrestlemania against Ryback, and now he is on the pre show of Payback. Against Ryback... Have these guys even been on the main shows? Like, do they even have a feud on or has the booking been even lazier than that?

>>1241133
>MiTB
>Trumps walks out managing Jack Swagger
>"We will make US title great again"
>Feud is about Trump and Swagger trying to deport Kalisto

Yes Marty's carrer after that got BTFO

>>1240999
Doesn't look very academic my dude

>>1241012
Well, it's called that because
a) It's practiced by University Students
b) To differentiate it from Olympic Fencing (Sports Fencing)

Olympic (Sports) Fencing is with moving, while in the Academic version you stand still (basically you can just move your arm).
Also, in OlyFencing there's a winner and a loser and this concept doesn't apply to Academic Fencing. You fence "with" someone, not "against"; the point is more to prove your valor/morale

>>1240999
Why do you call it fencing? Schlagen is much more appropriate since you don't do anything fencing related.