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>be me
>attending RAW at the SSE Hydro Arena in Glasgow in November
>have corner tickets to the ramp (will be on TV regardless)

What sort of shit would I get in if I show up in one of the following shirts:

>Chris Benoit GOAT
>Roman is Boring (imagine old RAW logo)
>RISE ABOVE ROMAN (cena styled)
>HHH & Chyna photo
>Botchamania
>WWE "Make a Death wish" Foundation
>Please Retire Vince
>"Womens Wrestling"
>WM32 WOAT
>Cheer who you boo, Boo who you cheer
>FalconArrow Fan
>WWE Supports Trump
>Festus & Anderson

fun tier:

>Please have sex.
>/asp/smark
>I <3 Maggle
>Dean Mark Fan
>4chan logo

Ideas welcome.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 14:08:32 Post No.1245139
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 14:18:38 Post No.1245147
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 14:20:51 Post No.1245150
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>>1245138
Bring all of these and change thrm every entrance

Bayou Club
2016-05-01 13:12:01 Post No.1245086
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Bayou Club 2016-05-01 13:12:01 Post No. 1245086 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you guys ready for the Bayou Club?

Tonight will go down in history as the beginning of Luke Harper's first major push.

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charlotte friend (ID: !!chdLX9saOCV) 2016-05-01 13:13:33 Post No.1245088
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charlotte friend (ID: !!chdLX9saOCV) 2016-05-01 13:13:33 Post No.1245088 [Report]

>HarpGOAT in the TotallynotBullet Club
I love it

Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:16:20 Post No.1245091
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:16:20 Post No.1245091 [Report]

Harper Club W W @?

Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:21:50 Post No.1245093
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 13:21:50 Post No.1245093 [Report]

>>1245086
???

Anonymous
2016-05-01 11:55:39 Post No.1245026
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 11:55:39 Post No. 1245026 [Report] [View this topic]

>2016
>New Jack still not on HoF

WTF ARE THEY WAITING FOR

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 11:58:39 Post No.1245029
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>wwe will induct an ecw guy

Anonymous 2016-05-01 12:01:20 Post No.1245031
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>>1245026
Thought that was a saw for a second and was genuinely shocked. Then I realized it was just a stapler with a blood pack.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 12:08:24 Post No.1245036
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>>1245031
>blood pack.
That was the tape from his wrist wrappings or a strap on the stapler, you goofball. And it's cute you think New Jack of all people would use a fucking blood pack.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 11:44:27 Post No. 1245016 [Report] [View this topic]

>chick cousin goes on tinder
>sends me this because she knows I'm a mark
Which way do you swipe?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 11:48:56 Post No.1245021
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>>1245016
dean_mark.jpg

Anonymous 2016-05-01 11:53:02 Post No.1245024
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>>1245016
Literally /asp/ in one picture.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 12:03:59 Post No.1245032
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>>1245024
"No"

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:44:01 Post No. 1244927 [Report] [View this topic]

Why would a single sports promotion have multiple championship titles for one weight class?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:44:46 Post No.1244928
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:44:46 Post No.1244928 [Report]

>>1244927
Wrestling is not real

Anonymous 2016-05-01 10:11:02 Post No.1244950
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 10:11:02 Post No.1244950 [Report]

>>1244928
Yet it's clearly meant to be a real sport, that's why they're called matches and have rules, champions and a ranking system (#1 contenders).
So why would a combat sports promotion have multiple championship titles for one weight class?
Wrestling's pretty stupid.

B the Kidd™ (Undispu 2016-05-01 10:13:40 Post No.1244951
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>>1244950
>being this dense on purpose
Hate to be meming but you are literally acting like an autistic

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 08:52:15 Post No. 1244885 [Report] [View this topic]

>stone cold steve austin is my favorite wrestler of all time

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:12:20 Post No.1244898
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:12:20 Post No.1244898 [Report]

>>1244885
>>1244888
itt Ramen fag introduces himself and his fedora

/thread

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>>1244898
fucking kek

Anonymous 2016-05-01 09:19:08 Post No.1244904
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>>1244885
Too bad he quit like a bitch in the end.

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2k16 stupidness 2016-05-01 07:20:25 Post No.1244827
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2k16 stupidness Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:20:25 Post No. 1244827 [Report] [View this topic]

>authority order: win the match without dropping to the second bar of stamina
>get attacked before the match
>start on red health and pink stamina

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:17 Post No.1244828
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:21:17 Post No.1244828 [Report]

>>1244827

Please have sex

Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:56 Post No.1244831
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:23:56 Post No.1244831 [Report]

Why is it so slow?

I remember playing the one with cmskunk on the cover and it was alot faster

Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:24:20 Post No.1244833
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>>1244827
>surprised at 2k shit programming

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:41:51 Post No. 1244699 [Report] [View this topic]

Thoughts about Renee joining Total Divas?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:44 Post No.1244702
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>>1244699
i hope for good feet shots

Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:49 Post No.1244703
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:49 Post No.1244703 [Report]

Do they wrestle on Total Divas?

Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:43:51 Post No.1244705
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>>1244699
her farts probably smells good

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:41:13 Post No. 1244698 [Report] [View this topic]

>Muay Thai
Or
>Krav Maga

Primarily for Self Defense IF I ever happen to need it, this would include protecting my wife.

Currently leaning towards Muay Thai as Krav Maga is almost double the price in my area.... But think Krav Maga might be bettter suited for practical self defense purposes?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:44:36 Post No.1244708
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>>1244698
Muay Thai, the majority of krav is shit, and while some aspects of it make it fine for a supplemental martial art, it's not a good foundational style.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:54:50 Post No.1244730
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>>1244698
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FW0ZDByFvneBA-IsD-udfVzQZUJi27TY4sk7Fxw-TgQ/edit?usp=sharing
Here, I wrote this thing a while ago, it was received fairly well on here when I shared it.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 10:19:47 Post No.1244959
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>>1244698
Muay Thai, easy choice.

APShark
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APShark 2016-05-01 05:25:17 Post No. 1244661 [Report] [View this topic]

When will she ever wrestle and win the women's title?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:30:31 Post No.1244671
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:30:31 Post No.1244671 [Report]

With the heat she has? Never.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:32:12 Post No.1244676
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:32:12 Post No.1244676 [Report]

>>1244661
She already wrestles.
>win the women's title
fuck off

Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:57:35 Post No.1244737
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>>1244661
>when will she ever do dogfart and get blacked

FTFY

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 00:22:52 Post No. 1244301 [Report] [View this topic]

Remember when the tag team division was awesome?

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 00:31:58 Post No.1244311
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 00:31:58 Post No.1244311 [Report]

Yeah! Remember when 2 Cool defended the SmackDown tag titles at Wrestlemania XX?

Oh wait, you don't. Nobody remembers that match at all. Bummer.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 00:43:27 Post No.1244330
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>>1244301
remember when sweaty anoa'i savages weren't forced down our throats and we actually found them entertaining?

Anonymous 2016-05-01 01:37:23 Post No.1244400
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 01:37:23 Post No.1244400 [Report]

Remember when you were a kid and you would roll your eyes when your parents talked about how much better things were in their day?

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Anonymous 2016-04-30 23:41:22 Post No. 1244229 [Report] [View this topic]

>if ya smell what the Rock is cooking!
What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-04-30 23:53:57 Post No.1244259
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He meant the smell of the dead jews under the ring

MEISTER MAGICIAN (ID: !!QSYB0CCFrg6) 2016-04-30 23:55:15 Post No.1244262
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>>1244243
New thread>>1244243

Anonymous 2016-04-30 23:56:09 Post No.1244264
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>>1244229
Farts.

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Wrestlers who browse forums Anonymous 2016-04-30 21:43:19 Post No. 1244011 [Report] [View this topic]

HHH without a doubt, all his promos these days are replies to internet smarks, it isn't coincidental

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 01:15:43 Post No.1244371
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>>1244011
He browses reddit. Reddit literally sends him fruit baskets after every Takeover and he thanked them on twitter.

Anonymous 2016-05-01 22:19:56 Post No.1246240
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>>1244011
>Triple H writes his promos
Get worked mark

Anonymous 2016-05-01 22:21:10 Post No.1246243
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I wish trips browses /asp/

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