>I hate Roman Reigns
>>1246091
>I'm a Reigns mark
why is he so based?
>>1246091
>roman reigns shouldn't even be in the wwe
>2016
>Still no storyline about Bray forming an harem of mindraped divas
is he autistic?
>>1246087
"Yes"
>>1246085
>Gay Wyatt, the new face of queer having a harem of divas
ALL HAIL THE ROMAN EMPIRE
>>1246035
>>1246035
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Misguided, overly opinionated and out of touch or an insightful genius passionate about his strong convictions?
he likes kayfabe so he's basically working everybody.
he knows people like him for his crazy rants so he has to keep doing them or else he would be fucked
>>1246034
both
The the man just wants a god damn all-American cheese burger, with extra cheese...and I mean for crying out fucking loud, isn't THAT WHAT WE ALL WANT? I mean, my fucking God, could there be anything more American than a god damn cheese burger with extra fucking cheese? Jesus H Christ fuck me with a rusty fucking fishing knife.
By the way Shawn, FUCK YOU TOO!
Here is a theory. I fully expect everyone to tear it down but anyways:
We know that currently G &A are the odd, retarded old friends of AJ and are doing what they think is helping him. Ok
But what about after that? What's the big storyline?
Looking at them, they look like they are post-apocalyptic cult members. So let's look at that closer.
Omen in the sky is their entrance music. They are cult members who are either witnessing or are an omen.
What do cult members do? Other than the anal sex and government stand offs, they worship. What do they worship? Death. God. The Devil.
What if it wasn't the devil but someone else, something close.. Like a demon?
Tl;dr
>>1246022
For you
>>1246010
I like this
Are we going to see a brand split?
>>1245970
God I hope so. We have the best roster in years (arguably even better than the RA roster), and a brand split would allow for more talent to grow and reach their true potential.
>>1245970
Did they?
literally all the stars are lined up just right. and it's looking like Shane is here to stick around so signs point to yes. but WWE has made some fucking huge Bonehead decisions so it's not like Vince wouldn't publically decide to just kill this whole angle in once single night
>2016
>anti-smarks still can't see through WWE's predictable booking
Dean is winning the Rumble and the title at WM33 where he will make Seth TAP OUT (Because WM triple threats can never end in pinfall)
SCREENCAP THIS
>>1245963
>>1245963
This
Roman will lose the title tonight screeshot this
Cesaro will win the title tonight and lose it to Balor in the next coming months
Gallows and Anderson will win the titles from New Day in the coming months
2016 will be the year of Bullet Club and Then AJ will lose the title to Rollins
WM will be a triple threat with Roman Dean and Seth for the title, Dean wins.
>>1245900
>Dean wins
>>1245908
He's the only one to not win the big one, they'll make him a tweener and he'll be super over like austin was
>>1245911
mfw hart and flair start an old man fight outside the ring and the audience immediately stops watching the two bitches in the ring and their "performance"
>>1245892
Kill yourself
>>1245897
i'm so honored you took the time to spell it out
I don't think flair and bret had any relevant matches where they were involved together didn't they?
How come wrestling stories are so tame and boring now? Why won't the WWE do stuff like this anymore? This would draw so much interest in the product again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSh35ryueA
>>1245698
fuck that was some dark shit
Vince makes more money with endorsements than with ratings
>>1245702
I guess I got my answer considering your pussy response
Arguable the 2 biggest names in the late 80's/early 90's of WWF.
Time to vote for the overall better wrestler.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10102754
>>1245692
Reminder that in the late 80s and early 90s Bret Hart got more than twice as much fanmail as the rest of the roster combined, including Macho Meme and Hogan
Macho Meme was a better wrestler than Hogan by far, how is it even a question
>>1245692
Hogan btfo
Even if fat angry smarks hate him i still beliwve in the Roman Empire
HE CAN
HE WILL
Based Roman will retain tonight
>>1245667
fists up for our boy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Based Samoan empire will help if the meme club interferes
>>1245670
Based Broman
How hard are you going to mark tonight when Cult of Personality hits, and [spoiler]Ryback[/spoiler] walks out?
Resurrect Damien sandows career with d.m.n punkdow
>>1245662
That I'd watch.
>>1245662
>DMN Punkdow
What's going on /asp.? I know this place isn't really about martial arts any more, but on average why is it that the average person doesn't know anything about fighting? I watch street fight videos all the time and notice a pattern that alot of people just generally fucking suck and don't even know how to throw a punch
>>1245548
please have sex
>>1245548
What does this have to do with wrestling?
>>1245548
PJWTS
have sex
18+
Ay yo, hol up...
It just occurred to me that the current WWE talent roster includes many guys who came to fame in the 90-2000 era. But, there are fewer stars from the 2000-2010 than there should be (Cena, Orton, etc)
How come wrestlers from the 2000-2010 era have no staying power? Why does the WWE rely on old stars... Imagine if in 98 Snuka returned and kicked the crap out of the Ministry of Darkness on wrestlemania?
>>1245458
because they don't instantly get the reaction the vets do and the wwe is too lazy or incompetent to build them up now
plus fans are a lot more cynical about marking out for new guys, back then debuts were surprises and overall hype higher.
cause WWE can't make new characters and the big characters from the late 90's left, Cena and Orton never left cause of injury or Hollywood so the WWE never needed to make anything new
and
>muh indie darlings
>>1245458
Poor booking and writing, more regulations on promos and more bland/unoriginal characterization of talent.