Has Vince lost his touch?
Yes.
>>1258473
He lost that years ago
>>1258473
Negro lost touch as soon as he bought the wcw. The only time wwe has been good since then is when Heyman was running the Smackdown show
Will Bullet Club give up hope on Styles and join Roman?
>>1258380
No vanilla midget from NXT will become their leader
comfy Roman is the best new meme since the move to /asp/
>so smug, so comfy
>it triggers the fat smark redditor virgins
>>1258447
I just went to leddit and they all love Roman. Please go back there nerd
>Dean seeing through the facades. Interesting.
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1261001
Why dont you wont to see through the facade friend?
Is she the greatest wrestler of all-time?
>>1257932
yes, she's a perfect aryan goddess
No, but she has the potential to be the greatest female wrestler of the WWE at least
>>1258088
through lineage? booking? size? skill?
Ever since my role of a lifetime, I've been busy...
>>1257859
XBOX FIND ME A BULL
>>1257859
>going to Hawks and Cubs games all the time
>living in based Chitown
>may be fucking an indian boy but that is more than we get
>literally getting paid to pretend to be a UFC fighter
Not a bad life.
If it's an Extreme Rules match at Extreme Rules between AJ and Roman then can AJ just bring a gun with him in is tights to shoot Roman in his stupid fucking head? It would be legal wouldn't it?
>>1257534
"Yes"
And Roman Reigns should were a suicide bomb suit that goes off if he dies. So AJ can't shoot him.
Simpsons did it
Did we all get worked by the GOAT?
fuck i did
BASED JERIGOAT
Obviously
>>1257153
YES YOU STUPID IDIOT
Is this a return to boss bitch Stephanie from circa 2002 smackdown?
I hope so because its sexy
>>1257025
The main reason behind my femdom fetish. It torments me knowing that she'll never belittle me and penertrate me
whilst I scream in both pain and ecstasy.
Steph looks pretty hot there.
did they?
When will Based Roman start wearing this version of the belt?
When your balls drop and you stop cheering for Ramen
>>1256942
He looks good with that belt im not gunna lie
>>1258082
how about when your dick is in a woman and you stop cheering for AJ Styles?
oh wait, never gonna happen
>unironically liking any wrestler at all is unwelcome
>everyone calls everyone fedora virgin fat dweebs
is there anywhere less autistic than asp to go that isn't reddit
18+
Have sex
Seek sunlight
>>1256804
thanks for sharing your to do list, katana collector noodle armed virgin dweeb
smark
[smahrk]
noun
1. a fan of pro wrestling, frequently a victim of bullying, who has internalized shame and self-loathing over his hobby to the point he feels the need to compensate with a veneer of critical analysis and elitism
2. BTFO on a daily basis by based Roman
>NXT """"Talent"""" who have injured themselves
former longest reigning champ Adrian "Neville Drew a Dime"
Record Low Rollins
Enzo "This is my 3rd match let me job to the Irish Whip" Amore
Sami "No Pop" Zayn after his initial debut
Why are little indie darlings made of glass?
>>1256713
cause they're all doing flippy shit
jumping in the air constantly landing on your body for years has to eventually affect something
Just happens to be when they're on the main WWE roster and their schedules are filled with house shows and TV and PPV
> Enzo
> indy
Why are anti-smarks so dumb?
>>1256713
real fresh coming from Mr. Quad Tear Junior himself.
I really wish these guys were over, or at least had major heat. I'm really starting to love these guys, they remind me of Deuce 'n' Domino.
Also I liked how you could see the guilt in Simon Gotch's face
>>1256454
Triggered?
They're fucking awkward to look at.
Especially Gotch
>>1256454
Deuce and Domino were shitters. Deuce was the cameraman who didnt catch the undertaker at wm 25 and almost broke his neck
>>1256261
the whole roster
>>1256261
Dean Ambrose
If I wanted to get somebody interested in wrestling, I'd probably hit the rewind button.
This shit is more relevant than the US Title and just a tier below the WHC.
BASED Fucking Miz
TYBM
Post some Maryse
Hardly all The Miz.
They made people the crowd wants to get behind actually want the belt. Which is rather nice. Multiple grudges and actually "wanting" the belt help elevate it. Rather than just "Oh, I guess I'll feud with you in 1v1", and the entire scene is the champion and the other other guy he's feuding with.
It's always been above the US title (minus Cena Reigns) hasn't it?
>mfw the "new era of WWE" is just the era of Reigns.
>>1255552
But he's still champ you fucking dingus.
Also, this "new era" crap is total bullshit. A new era isn't just when Vince says so, it's a total change of attitude, booking style, or the way the product is presented to us.
Having said that, there hasn't been a real era change since PG. It's the same nonsensical booking and storylines it has always been
>>1255833
I thought the same thing but think about when Vince announced the Ruthless Aggression era and that was sorta a thing. Plus none of these new era storylines are going to elevate until SS.
>>1255833
Post 2010 we have a lot more indie guys, guys from Japan, etc. There's definitely a change. The weekly show wrestling quality has never been this good as a result maybe matched by Ruthless Aggression/Smackdown Six era Smackdown