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When I was 16 I absolutely loved wrestling. This was around 1998 which was the height of the attitude era. The fun thing about watching wrestling is watching it with company because watching it alone is not as fun. My wrestling buddy at the time was my dad. My dad loved wrestling and we had a routine going on where we would sit in the family room on Mondays and watch RAW every week. This was awesome until things started getting super edgy on RAW. Let me ask you a question: Have you ever gone and seen an R rated movie with your parents and a sex scene comes up and it gets super awkward? Yeah well that was happening a lot with my dad. Super Awkward.

Well, this is where I explain why I am so apposed to attitude era programming. One night me and my dad where watching RAW as per usual when some pretty sexual segment aired. I don't remember what it was since it's been black out of my mind for years but the segment pretty much turned on the flood gates in my panties. Hormones are a bitch.

I can pretty much feel the wetness down there and I started feeling uncomfortable and my dad could tell I was fidgeting a lot. I didn't want to go to the bathroom because I didn't want to miss any matches so I pretty much sat with my juices stirring like soup. The smell was radiating through every layer of clothing below my waist. The smell pretty much filled the room. It wasn't a bad smell. I know some girls vaginas that smell like rotting fish but I was a pretty hygienic person so it smelled like clean pussy if that makes any sense.

My dad pretty much knew what was happening as soon as he got a whiff of my umm, stuff. I don't want to get any further into this so I'll give you the short version.

I sucked my dad off that night during RAW while my mom was upstairs sleeping. We've never talked about it to this day. If it weren't for that stupid Attitude Era style of writing WWE was in during that time I'm sure what happened with me and my dad would have never occurred.

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>I watch Botchamania
>I watch WhatCulture Wrestling
>I browse r/squaredcircle
>I follow non-WWE wrestling promotions such as IWGP and NJPW
>When the WWE comes to my city, I attend all of the televised shows and exaggerate my reactions by a factor of 10
>I stay up past midnight to watch a children's television programme
>I am a British wrestling fan

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She's getting cheered more with every passing week. She's going to be an extremely over living legend by Summerslam and there's nothing you obese misogynists can do about it.

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Why do so many people hate Byron Saxton?

Firstly, the guy is a great commentator, a foil for king and JBL, and he isn't afraid to be laughed at which is great for the kids.

Secondly, he's in great shape and has actually stepped inside the squared circle and thus can get inside the mind of the wrestlers much better than Michael cole ever could.

Thirdly, he is a minority! Who can argue with this? It's incredible to see the strides WWE has made in terms of diversity especially since it has a history of being incredibly racist to all non-white superstars.

Seriously, Byron is Michael Cole's replacement and the sooner you get that into your little brains the sooner you'll begin to enjoy wrestling again.

>He also banged Summer Rae, where's the bro points for that?

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Wrestlers that need a new gimmick

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Has he ever had a good match where he wasn't carried by someone more talented?

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ITT: underrated matches

I'll start with the Angle vs Lesnar vs Big Show triple threat for the WWE Championship from Vengeance 2003.

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Main event champion in any other promotion.

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Post your dream matchups.

Manlet nerds and roody poos please stay out.

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Is he a draw?

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Post wrestling related gifs/webm

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>walks to the ring
>smiles
>gets in the ring
>smiles
>looks at his opponent
>smiles
>his opponent talks some shit
>smiles
>gets punched in the face
>smiles
>sells for a split-second
>then smiles
>does his comeback
>jumps into the corner
>"Wahoo!"
>smiles
>does an elbow
>smiles
>does a flip
>smiles
>does a powerbomb
>pins one of the social outcasts
>smiles

Okay I'm bored of him.

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Daily reminder that Vinnie Mac will never let a negro hold his companies top title.

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>Darren beats Kalisto for the US title
>Does promo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebg8JaRTgFI
>Monstrous pop