ITT: Salty Smarks
>giving a single fuck about Bruce Blitz
Who?
BASED BULLY RAY
KEK
>>1343756
>It's a butthurt wrestler lashes out at the mean old smarks tweet
Laffin at his life
>>1343763
>being this mad
How weird is this going to get when she makes the main roster?
>Nia Jax
>Carmella
>Asuka
>Bayley
>Alexa Bliss
Literally all the established divas with names are coming during the brand split the only ones who're staying behind are all the fucking SHIMMER girls who need like 2 years over there
>another womens wrestling thread
fucking wewtists go back to your shithole already RAW is over
>>1343684
So 50 of these guys per raw?
Has WWE ever tried to sign someone as hard as they have with Kenny Omega? In 2015 they tried 3 separate times as well as 1 or 2 times before that.
Sting
Vince really wanted to bury the last WCW guy
>source: my ass
>>1343572
why don't you google it its like the first result dude
anyway, Kenny is too much of a weeb to leave japan, and hes said that WWE wants to control his character, something he doesnt want
Does this excite you?
"No"
no, because i never cared about him.
Le outlaws xD
ITS OVER
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>both
>Funaki
Literally typed and printed by some fantasy booker
What side are you /asp/?
>>1338878
But that image is just wrong
Replace becketty with dana and triple h with harpGOAT
>>1338878
American Alpha is good though
I like all of them except Ryback so I guess Reddit?
Today Frank the Clown made his TWE debut in the Money in the Bank match against veteran Hughie Foley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceHvQFqY7g
Thoughts?
Dumping some webms
>>1338831
>>1338854
ITT: It's 2002 in wrestling
Did you guys hear about the NWA's new show? I think its called Total Nonstop Action. I'm pretty hyped
WCW > WWE
Oh you wanted 2002? Ok...
WCW > WWF
I wish they'd just give up on the ECW and WCW fags, they'll never catch on.
Who's the biggest asshole in the business? My vote goes to this guy.
>Bullies new guys
>Shoots on whoever he likes
>Still gets a cushy commentator gig
Fuck JBL DESU
>>1336155
A good pick. Batista and Goldberg are close seconds.
>Batista literally was such a cocksucker that he got his ass beat by Booker T.
>Continued to be a cunt and threatened chicks to feel good about himself until the Undertaker has to threaten to whoop his ass.
>Goldberg gets it in his head he's great, goes around talking shit about anybody who isn't him or apart of his tough guy club
>Tried to talk shit to Jericho in the WWE after calling him a cruiserweight nobody in WCW
>Goldberg gets frontlocked by Jericho and wasn't let go until he apologized in front of everybody like the little bitch he is.
>>1336165
I'd say he's less of an asshole and more of a mental case
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Old Thread >>1323286
>>1335174
What the hell, there's more than one Decenzo??
>>1335178
Yes, Scott and Ryan.
Ryan is currently pro for Darkstar and Scott is am for Plan B.
Canadian shredders.
Anyone know where to download lots of skate movies? I have lots but I also am missing some essentials like Flip Extremely Sorry, can't find some of the with good quality anywhere.
ITT: We get hyped for the best thing this brand split will cause: the return of GM Mode
GM mode was for the kids with actual lives that didn't know EWR existed
>>1331176
At least you could play the matches in GM Mode
2k16 was at least a step up from 15
But I kind of want a better career mode too for my autistic purposes. And DELETE THE FUCKING BACKSTAGE INTERVIEWS WITH RENEE, THEY SUCK DICK
Is the anti CM Punk sentiment merely a meme at this point or is it actually genuine?
Be honest, you would mark the fuck out if he returned, and lets be honest, ratings would skyrocket to 2011 numbers.
>inb4 hi phil
The only people who hate Phil are the same people who hated him when he was around despite the majority loving him, they're hipster cunts who think they're cool for going against the majority.
>>1329366
I like him but I'm getting tired of him not fighting in the Octagon
>>1329366
He's going to do what Brock did, but intentionally. Fight in the UFC a bit, increase his clout, and become a part timer to finally get that WM main event. It will be very meta.
>well me and my FREAKS came in town, a little early, cause we heard, HOT-lanta loved to party... so we went down to this club called tongue & groove, and this freak comes up to me and says she's been lookin for love in all the wrong places..... well that's a hell of an odd thing to say to me so i look into her eyes, and i say 'i might not know how to live ya, but i damn sure know how to touch ya, so why don't you quit lustin' it, and let me bust it.' so i took her back to my place, and i gave her this feelin', that i knew she hit the ceilin', and she called me, the big bad, booty daddy!
>so this goes to all my freaks out there: big poppa pump is your hookup, holler if you hear me!
It's amazing watching Steiner promos as time progressed
In the beginning, people ignored him
Then they started chanting steroids
Then out of no where he was he most over thing in the company
>>1327379
Someone post the Sacrifice promo.
>>1327379
Steiner is the GOAT, I could listen to his promos and shoots all day. He was Big Poppa Pump 24/7 both in and out of the ring.
SETH
YOU CALL YOURSELF THE MAN?
AT LEAST I'M POPULAR ON 4CHAN
BELIEVE THAT
>>1345796
I CAN. I WILL. RAPE YOU! AND YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT BABY GURL! OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING SETH.
>MAYBE YOU'RE THE MAN BUT I'M THE GUY.
>AND LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT A GOOD GUY, I'M NOT A BAD GUY, I'M THE GUY.
>AND IF YOU WANT THIS TITLE AT MONEY IN THE BANK ON THE WWE NETWORK, LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING.
>IMMA COCK THIS HERE FIST, AND SUPERMAN PUNCH YA OUT OF THE RING.
>AND YOU CAN BALEE DAT.
I'M NOT THE ARCHITECT
I'M NOT THE LUNATIC
I'M THE BEST BAIT ON /ASP/