What went wrong?
he was wcw
>>1480273
Based Vince hates stupid kikes.
>>1480273
Shit booking by vince.
Name a more irrelevant tag team
>pro-tip: you can't
>>1480265
/thread
/thread
Grats OP
>>1480265
The Dudley Boyz are jobbers who haven't won shit and have been buried by GABBAGOOL MOZZARELLA and his pet lanklet
Where would he be on the roster if he could actually cut promos on the same level as seth.
>>1480127
Gearing up for a main event status probably.
why Seth? hes average at best. His opening 20 min promos last year is a big part of the ratings dropping
Hey Faggots,
My name is Phil, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was WWE Champion for 434 days, and now I'm training for my MMA career. What sports do you partake in, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s on all my drug tests, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>1480032
CM Phil would never call a woman a bitch, because he's a supreme gentleman. NIce false flag.
Holy 2009, Batman
>>1480032
N-no, you.
>WWE hires some shitty flippy black manlet to fill their yearly black wrestlers quota
>TNA signs based 6'5" ex-football player and Vince's wet dream Moose
Do you think Vince is crying himself to sleep at night because he let Triple H sign Apollo Crews instead?
>>1479998
>Vince's wet dream Moose
Moose clearly doesn't have that bodybuilder physique like Lashley or Ezekiel Jackson had it.
>>1480004
Or Crews for that matter.
>>1479998
Oh shit I didn't know Moose is going to TNA. I could have sworn WWE was going to hire him
ITT: Wrestlers before they were famous.
She still isn't famous lmao. Less pop than a 5 day old can of coke
>>1479983
>Heath Slater was injured Saturday night when a gash developed over his right eye during a match wtih Titus O'Neil at a WWE Live Event in Bangor, Maine. The match was stopped and O'Neil was declared the winner.
Now Titus is hurting poor Slater.
>>1479874
Did Titus give him AIDS?
>>1479874
>Titus
JUST FIRE THIS FUCKING SHITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1479886
They won't, Batista likes him and the libcucks would call them racist.
5 Years Ago
>>1479841
>ADR
>>1479841
I miss Bryan and Punk so much.
Del Rio and Christian never deserved to be in those spots. Del Rio is a heat suppressant and Christian is average at everything.
>Eva Marie confirmed as the new RAW GM
wat do?
Get a bottle of lube
Keeps her out of the ring so fine by me
Nothing, I was going to watch Smackdown anyways.
Is this the best even WWE has ever put on?
Wrestlemania 19 was
NXT Takeover Brooklyn is the GOAT
>>1479473
Was this the ppv before WM X7?
No. He doesn't get beat up by 60 year old men.
He is the GOAT
deanetty is shit
>You can bring one wrestler who's career was ended due to injury/death back to the WWE fold
who is it?
>>1479360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHIm-besFw
Kurt Angle.
He was never fully healthy to begin with, so imagine him now with a healed neck.
is TJ's career really over?
Do you think Joe feels bad?
Do any of you guys listen to Solomonster Sounds off on Sundays? If so, do you agree with his opinions usually?
>>1479350
Hes literally /r/eddit: the podcast. He even said himself he gets his material from /r/SquaredCircle. I heard he got cancer recently, hope it kills him soon tbch.
>>1479350
he's okay i guess
So hypothetically speaking what do you think each diva's girlscock would look like?
Who would be the most hung? The smallest?
>>1479191
Eva would be hung. Summer would be small. Becky would be uncut.
>>1479191
I wish your family, friends (if you have any), and everyone who knows you could see that you made this thread.
>>1479217
This
>Phil is an actual cuck
wew
>>1479157
She looks far happier in the photos with Jay than the ones with Punk