Why is he so bitter? He never has anything nice to say about anyone.
I can understand his hate for Vince but what about HHH? Bret continues to criticize and even insult him for virtually no reason.
>inb4 muh montreal screwjob
C'mon now there has to be more to it than that! Plus everyone knows that was a work anyway.
Is he pissed off because his daughter was BLACKED because of Vince? Let's hear your theories!
>>1480298
>Plus everyone knows that was a work anyway.
[citation needed]
>>1480298
Lurk for two more years before you post again, faggot.
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Thoughts on tenille?
>>1480272
how is her fartgame?
>>1480272
Who the fuck is tennile?
>>1480272
Nice soles.
Overrated
Hello?
It's 1998, the height of the Monday Night Wars. You win the lottery ($25,000,000) and decide you are going to start your own wrestling promotion.
Who do you sign and what is your promotion's product/idealogy?
PS. You can't sign guys who have big-money contracts such as Hogan, Nash, Hall, Austin, The Rock etc.
I buy ECW, pay the talent, and market it properly.
>>1480206
Buy most of the cruiserweights in WCW and make them main event level guys. For the rest I will get indie guys.
>>1480206
I throw the necessary money at Austin, Rock and Foley.
I hire a young Cena and Lesnar.
I buy all of ECW.
I buy Macho Man just because.
Meanwhile on female /asp/...
So I took my husband's daughter to a Smackdown taping, but all she kept saying was "muhfuggen whiteboiis" and "lack of poc representation" whenever the male wrestlers were in ring? What do I do about this?
"Horseface Female to Male AJ styles"
How do I get Sasha Banks to retweet my fan art?
>Fake tits
>>1480151
begging you to have sex, spicter
>>1480161
>>1480157
She is the hottest woman in the wrestling industry and even the most attractive woman I've ever seen in my life(meet her at a convention). Prove me wrong.
>>1480072
>Prove me wrong
She's not SashA+
>>1480072
She's very hot but there are lots of very hot women in THIS BIZZNEZZ.
>>1480072
Maria is far superior in general and has the best ass in the business.
pic related
>>1480018
He'll just tear his quad again
Good god no, I like Nash but he can't work anymore.
>>1480018
He could barely move the last time he came back.
>leaves WWE because he doesn't like wrestling anymore
>everyone cries and gets angry at him
>doesn't give a fuck
>joins UFC because he wanted to become a fighter
>everyone laughs at him and says he'll lose
>doesn't give a fuck
Why is he so based bros? He just does what he wants and doesn't care what anyone thinks.
I wish I had as much balls as Punk.
>>1479901
>doesn't care what anyone thinks
>leaves because his boss doesn't think he should headline WM
LMAO
Don't mistake narcissism and ego for bravery.
>>1479906
>wrestles every RAW, PPV, house show (unlike the Rock) while being hurt
>still puts on better matches than anyone on the roster
I think he deserved the main event
Are they pairing Cena with Enzo & Cass to make the newcomers more relevant or to give Cena a rub?
He was paired with the new day when they were getting crazy pops and Cena boos were still apparent so the similarities are there
There's only so much WWE can do with him and it's becoming an embarrassment
It's to give Cena a rub just like with Ryder.
It gives Enzo and Cass something to do and gives more life to the Cena-AJ program.
And even hardcore crowds are turning on Cena. If they're booing him, it's because it's fun to do. Any actual hate is focused on Roman now.
This is for Enzo and Cass. Cena has evolved beyond the heel/face dichotomy into someone respected by all.
Was he a draw?
Only if you have high fame
ITS A WORK YA DAMN NAG
>>1479749
Yes
Can't say the same for his idiot son though
How WWE should book Brock and Ambrose
>Battleground
People will boo Reigns regardless, so it will be mostly down to Dean and Seth. Have Dean retain, since they can keep fighting forever, whenever WWE needs a feud (at best they'll be like Ric Flair and Steamboat, at worst they'll be like Cena and Orton).
Brock comes out and starts shitting on Ambrose, saying how badly he beat Ambrose in WM and now Deano has the belt? Call bullshit on that and say he wants to fight Ambrose for the belt. Brock could even blow off Randy Orton for Summerslam, since Brock vs Ambrose is a better main event, pissing off Orton for Orton to fight either Ambrose or Brock.
Have Dean beat Brock. Clean.
This punishes Brock over the violation, this validates Dean's fans for the WM loss, and this gives Dean a huge rub to be The Dude for the casuals.
When Dean loses the belt (probably to Reigns), he can use his win over Brock that neither Seth nor Reigns has, keeping him in the upper card even without the title.
>>1479658
>he wants dean to beat brock clean
>>1479658
Orton will be fighting Brock if that fight still is going on so if he is getting punished it will probably be then. I don't think WWE has much faith in Dean as a champion. I think they will have him drop it to Seth on RAW so they don't have to give him a rematch at Summerslam or whatever.
If they wanted Dean of all people to beat Brock if at all they would have had him done it at the biggest WM of all time.
How fucked are the WWE if Dean goes over at Battleground? He has been boring, cheesy and just doesnt look like a credible threat to anyone.
Not very considering most people don't agree with you
They should send him to superstars, guy is a fucking jobber material
Obviously he will retain at Battleground just to drop it to Seth o Roman at Summerslam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6pgVE_G6U
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/pwqUpqYx1DM
>>1479545
Apparently HBK played his gimmick so well that even the other wrestlers got worked and thought he was gay.
Fuck off Bret
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5w6DyitWkI
taker is worse on the mic than roman
>>1479546
Noted beaner manlet Bryan "The Cuck" Alvarez claims that Undertaker hasn't cut a single good promo in his entire career.
>>1479546
that was probably why most of his characters didn't speak
I don't know why they let him be a biker that talks, would've worked just as well as a silent biker badass