Is Cherry Bomb/Allie the female Kevin Owens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFstxA7ZZ7w
>>1479747
The only difference is she has fat titties. Where is Owens is just fat.
>>1479747
Leva Bates is a fucking nerd. Very cute though.
Cherry Bomb is actually kinda like KO though. She even has the same sort of intonation in her voice. Pls tell me her tits are real.
Is her screaching at the ref a work or her real voice? Jesus christ, she'd be a nightmare in bed
What's his endgame? Was getting Brock caught with roids part of the plan?
Ye to have UFCs biggest PPV forever tainted with the fact two of their biggest stars got busted for PEDs
You know, it wouldn't surprise me.
>even the combined effort of Brock, Shawn, and Austin still garnered record low ratings
>pays Brock full time salary for a guy who wrestles maybe 5 times a year
Brock has two more years left in his WWE contract, right?
>>1479228
Of course! Crashing UFC, with no survivors.
>Get rid of Shield attire and music, because he's no longer in the fucking Shield
>Make him a dominant heel who rarely talks
>Give a good mouthpiece manager
>When he does talk give him good lines to work with, he clearly sucks at ad libbing
>Don't shoehorn him into the main event scene so fucking quickly and blatantly
>Have him dominate the mid card
>???
Profit
He's already good in the ring and has the look
>>1478523
Everyone all ready knows this. But he doesn't even need a mouth piece, just don't make him talk for more than two mins and he's fine
All they had to fucking do was turn him heel during any of the 50 great opportunities they've had to do so during this nearly two year clusterfuck.
Align him with the Authority, eventually have Haitch turn on him and he probably would have come out the other end getting far better reactions than he has been.
>le turn him heel
So smarks would cheer him and give another wrong reaction?
He isn't
>>1478278
>might get fined for millions of dollars
Nah, he probably is a bit.
>>1478271
Vince did this on purpose to sabotage UFC
tfw Ramen is away only for a few weeks and there are ZERO threads about him
fuck you guys
he's the the best thing to sports enternatiniment since BMJ
fucking manlets fedoras stopped talking about him already? He's the draw. He drew 6 gillions at Wrestlemania, how dare you stop talking about him? He is over. You pay to boo him.
Hi Vince!!!
>FedoRamen THIS insecure
Much like Sheamus & Orton before him, without the WWE hype machine behind him, he's irrelevant.
fucking smarks ruining sport entertainiment again
What went wrong?
Why are all three ratings disasters?
>>1481617
>ratings is everything
no need to panic as long as the revenue is still there
>>1481620
hello stephanie
>>1481621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg
What was his name again?
Cripple H
Mong Cena
Chocolate helicopter
can we have a thread about this?
Ishii v. Tenzan just finished. My god, what a match.
>>1481561
Based Sanada going to blow the fuck out of Tanahashi on night 1.
>Fat Tongan man v Samurai Dolph Ziggler
awesome
>the city of bad luck fale
truly bad luck to get booked in a match with him
ITT: Tag Teams that didn't last long
>>1481492
Why are they going for the eyes wide open look
>calls Bret out for 'sunny days' while fucking Sunny himself
What did Shawn 'Alpha Male' Michaels mean by this?
>>1481441
He cucked Bret so hard he actually got butthurt cancer
He wanted a threesome
Watching AA raws they get out a celebrity impersonator and the guy does an impression of Owen so the king asks if he can do Bret and shawn was on commentary and says whos that sounds like a mid carder
> truly the GOAT
DRINK IT IN MAAAN
Is that Jeritron?
YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
IM FROM WINEPEG YOU IDIOT
He fucking made it bros i can't fucking believe a weeb like him can get repped by based Booker T
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH98ahfjnxv/
All I know about this dude is that he's friends with the Zaibatsu and likes JoJo.
Uhhhh literally who?
>>1481408
fuck off Cuckter
Were you guys watching the Network tonight? Undertaker came right the fuck out of nowhere and tombstoned Lesnar twice during his match with Rollins. Does this mean the Orton-Lesnar thing is nixed?
What
Jej
Who does you guys like better CM Punk or RVD AKA Rob Van Dam?
>>1481213
RVD
RVD? I always thought he was overrated. Not my favorite wrestler.
RVD
Is Kevin Owens an antismark that worked the smarks into liking him? nxmeme BTFO
When he btfo Meme Sail because they were cwwyying from not getting Takeover i became a fan.
>>1481168
wtf is a smark
A fat midget will never be anti-smark.