GIMME A HELL YEAH!
>>1481316
hell yeah
>>1481316
What?
Go To Hell
>calls himself "straight edge"
>takes Ambien
>engages in promiscuous sex
>engaged in premarital sex
>loves caffeine
>covered himself in degenerate tattoos
>branded himself with multiple corporate logos like a dumb sheep
>he thinks he has the moral highground
>he thinks he's better than other people
Is Phil "C(ookie/hicago/hick/etc.) M(onster/ade/agnet/etc.) 'The UFC Flunk' Punk" Brooks the dumbest man in professional wrestling history?
>>1481305
Hes literally autistic
He's definitely the skinny fatty cuckiest of them all
>>1481305
>Engaged in premarital sex
You didn't fall for the marriage meme, did you anon?
You are going to be fighting an infinite number of men one-on-one to the death, until you've finally died. What song are you going to be playing on loop in the background while you fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI9vhZycf0Y
>>1481286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R59NJoyLYcU
>>1481286
https://youtu.be/Lvsydl-Zwvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi469Fi7n3k
No memes, but is he legitimately wrestler of the year at this point?
I'm trying to find a legitimate contender...
Found him
>>1481280
Please, for the love of God. I'm literally on my knees begging you to please have some form of sexual interaction.
>>1481292
kek
Matt and Bucks team when?
Also dat shirt
>>1481275
Why do young cucks always act like faggots
>>1481276
ikr
>>1481275
Is that supposed to be Brother Nero? Deleted?
Is kickboxing viable for self defense?
>>1481190
Why not just do Muay Thai? It much better suited for self defense.
The only good self defense is wrestling. Any kind of martial art is a meme
>>1481190
if you really want good self defence you need to practice the path of the Banchou, punching through everything is the only viable self-defence technique
Was there a reason why Test's and Triple H's entrance themes were so similar during the AE?
>>1481109
>>>/wooo/
>>1481109
if you think about, I mean like really really think about it, pro wrestling makes no sense at all
DUDE WEED LMAO
I miss him, bros.
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
doo
doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
doo
*glass breaks*
>>1481090
Chris theme goes
Doo doo doo doo dooo
Doo doo doo deh
Doo doo doo doo dooo
Doo doo doo deh
There are 3 factors that go into a fight. That's Speed, Strength, and Skill (technique and knowledge of moves)
There are sic forms of Attacks. Punching, Elbowing, Kneeing, Kicking, Felling (throws and shoves), and Grappling.
There are 2 forms of Defense. Blocking and Dodging.
Many styles consist of one or more forms of attacks, but all consist of the same form of defense.
If you want to master each form of Attacks there are many martial arts to choose from
Punching:
[Basics]: Boxing
[Extra]: Wing Chun, Karate (reason why is because they don't teach you Chain punches or a Hammer fist in boxing)
Elbowing & Kneeing
[Basic]: Muay Thai
Kicking:
[Basics]: Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Karate.
[Extra]:Capoeira
Felling:
[Basic]: Judo, Jiu-Jitsu.
[Extra] Aikido
Grappling:
[Basic]: Wrestling, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu
Of course there are many of Martial Arts out there that incorporate the two of more forms of attack like Sambo, Krav Maga, ect.
Now if you want to master forms of Defense there aren't a lot to choose from. Many martial art consist of the same thing.
Blocks
[Punches]: Boxing.
[Kicks]: Muay Thai
Dodging:
[Punches]: Boxing %100 (pretty much just head movement and good foot work).
[Kicks]
[high kicks] Mauy thai, Taekwondo. But no different than punch dodging, just good head movement.
[Mid kick] Muay Thai, Taekwondo. Kicks like these are rarely dodged, but its as simple as stepping out of range. This is where people catch or block kicks.
[low kick]: Muay Thai, Taekwondo. Again Rare just step out of range. Usually people just check kicks here.
Knowledge, intelligence, and physical ability.
>>1481068
Wheres dirty deeds?
These are weird wrestling moves
>I KNOW YOU
>YOU ARE GOING TO ADAPT
>YOU PROBABLY GOING TO WORK TO THAT MAGLO MANIAC IN NEW YORK
>MICC MAHANN
sides status: DELETED
big ratings matt general?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa1Z4gJPYOA
kek at brother nero's corpsing
>Skarsgard the dilapidated boat
>Strongly dislikes mustard
>Fedora Guy as his butler
>Mick Mahan
Just when I think Matt's meme potential is done he comes back with shit like this.
I'm 19 and in the UK. I never exercise, and I'm about to graduate with my CS degree.
Give me reasons for and against trying skateboarding.
Stick to video games fatty
just buy a gun
>>1480948
Not fat, just don't exercise.
Are we ready to admit that the Deanetty experiment was a failure? He doesn't draw a dime
The whole Shield as singles main eventers experiment has been a disaster.
All 3 of them need to be buried in the midcard forever. Fuck they are all so boring.
>>1480915
This.
>>1480906
Dean Ambrose isn't the problem. When you change belts from Cena to Lesnar to Rollins to Reigns to Ambrose and the ratings just keep going down the only common denominator is creative.
Creative is killing the company.
He's dropping the title tomorrow and you know it.
nah no way jose is gonna debut and save him don't worry
>>1480818
I'll bet ya $500 he will not
It'll end in double pin and that's how they determine the champions coming into the new shows. At BattleGrounds, they'll fight for one title, which leads to Roman winning his fourth championship by pinning Seth and feuding with him for Summerslam. Dean goes on to do other things
pic related
Aj lee
>>1480551
Sienna
Xavier Woods.
Wrestling GIFS/Webms ( Most preferably HolyShit Moments )
>>1480544