Which wrestler produces the most consitantly entertaining promos nowadays and why is it E - Li - Drake! (Yeah!)?
>>1506019
Jericho is consistently the most entertaining person on raw on a week to week basis. It's impressive considering how long he has been doing it.
DUMMY
>>1506019
Sasha Banks
Reminder that BMJ and HBK gave us THE best ra match of all time.
> HBGay
> best anything other than bumboy
>>1505995
This
Will the burial be an open casket funeral?
As soon as he was drafted to Smackdown, his title reign was doomed.
>>1505938
He'll retain, salty Steph will bring back their own WHC for Raw. Book it. Copy it. Remember my thread number. Apologize.
>>1505942
>Apologize
When will this meme end?
Is Soaping /asp/?
I can't find these in my size ANYWHERE online.
Fuck, not even eBay has them in size 13.
Soaping is still a thing?
>>1505918
> is Soaping /asp/
Certainly not in /HEMA/ or the becketty general, those cunts fucking stink
>>1505925
I dunno. I don't want to do it hardcore or anything, it just seems like a fun thing to be able to do. There are rails all over my town and it seems like it would be sweet to jump on one and grind like I'm Sonic or something.
Same with heelies, it's just a cool gimmick.
AJ Styles
Seth Rollins
Finn Balor
John Cena
winner: AJ
Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
John Cena
Winner: Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
AJ Styles
Finn Balor
Winner: AJ Styles
Kane
Big Show
Mark Henry
Braun Strowman
Winner: Vince
Will he turn heel tonight
If he does ill be a Romark
>>1505667
what ever he does it will be BASED AF!
Will not happen tough because hes babyface of Raw. Cena is babyface of SD
Do you think that after seeing real fighters up close and personal last night Phil's having 2nd thoughts?
Yes, hes probably going to ask April to push him down stairs 2 weeks before his fight.
>>1505648
Phil never intended to fight in UFC. He will "blow his knee out" a week or two before the fight and retire.
>>1505648
Why do """""white""""" Americans have green-brown eyes?
>Roman, Dean, and Seth all walk in to the ring.
>Start with nice standard wrestling match.
>Dean throws Seth out the ring because he so anarchy.
>Roman jumps out of the ring to land on them because "He not just big he also good wrestler"
>All three men laying on the ground.
>Lights go out.
>250 spotlights shine on something very bright at the very top of the arena.
>Its fucking Sheamus.
>Jumps from higher then Owen Heart to deliver the biggest Solar Flare Drop the WWE has ever seen.
>Ric Flair sitting at home watching and is just fucking pissed.
>Sheamus lands on all three of them and pins them all to win the championship.
>The McFags come out and try the whole "No, No,No" bullshit.
>Nope they get cut off by the greatest man in wrestling history.
>Mean Gene Okerlund.
>Tells Mcfags they lost the WWE to a poker game he had with their dad.
>Mean Gene says "Fuck it"
>ends PG era.
>Everything turns out great.
>>1505639
too long
>>1505639
Didnt read
>>1505639
Kek
Which one has the worse fanbase?
>>1505619
Phil
>>1505619
Their fanbases are exactly the same
>>1505626
This.
Remember when they brought in sting after all those years just to job to triple h?
JUST
Damn, Shawn looks old in that pic.
How did that redneck manage to jump the barricade in Wrestlemania, you'd think they hire better security for their biggest event
>>1505507
He looks pretty good compared to Sting
"Too few of the new guys on NXT were brought over to the main roster for a start. You have some of the best young talent in the world, and you hoard them on a development program? It makes no sense from a business perspective."
"Far too much reliance has been put on Cena to carry the SmackDown brand. He's getting old, Vince can't rely on him forever. He needs to build new stars and should be using guys like Cena, Orton, and Lesnar to elevate them."
"No one cares about Stephanie anymore, her character is flat and boring. Who is excited to see her?"
"It's just too bad that Paul doesn't insert himself more in the creative process and intervene in some of the awful decisions that are being made by his wife and Vince."
Pretty much the highlights from Bret's bitchfest. As usual he takes a jab at HHH.
What did he mean by this?
What does he get out of shitting on WWE constantly? Is it just for the sake of his listeners or...? Seems psychologically unhealthy.
Bret praises Cena:
>"Look how this guy wants to be kept paying by WWE, what a shill!"
Bret shits on WWE:
>"Why does he always have to bash everything?"
>>1505363
Based truthspitter Bret does it again.
Sounds like that wasnt even a jab to gaytch
Anyone here /cheese burger/
NXT when??
>>1505333
Who
Literally who
You're a Big Show
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
For Paige
Will New Day ever drop the belts?
soon probably, now that they have officially beaten the record.
>>1505220
Summerslam. Battleground and the draft split was the perfect chance to put them in a match against people on a different brand, so they could lose, but not have to drop the titles, as they're not at stake. Letting them prolong their reign, get in their "LONGEST-REIGNING" promos, and drop at the next event.
>>1505220
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Accept him.
Love him.
Mark for him.
We /carasp/ now
>>1505202
based sin cara on the CW title show and will probably get a run with the belt
kalisto thrown under a bus to job to baron corbin on smackdown live
/carasp/ has a nice ring to it. I always liked nigger Cara desu.
>>1505210
I prefer /(car)as(in)p/