FUCKING WHY
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Bailey is an outspoken Trump supporter so fuck her.
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>>1513189
Is this legit
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She is supposed to appeal to kids so she can't be sexualised at all
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Is makoto the official waifu of /asp/?
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>>1513117
no. She isn't even best street fighter girl desu
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>>1513218
Into the trash your opinion goes
I had unprotected sex with ODB after an Indy show in NC. Anyone else have any experiences with wrestlers at Indy shows? I worked the show by the way and she still talks to me to this day.
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>>1513115
Is she an innie or an outie? I know she's an outie, but I need confirmation.
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>>1513119
Not an outie at all. Your sources are incorrect. She had a pretty one. Her tits were weird though. Not as nice as I had hope. Her butt hole was a little hairy too.
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>>1513115
>sex
Awwwwwwww yeahh!!! fuck yeah my nigga
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Memes aside, how does a 265 pound man struggle lifting a 217 pound man, but Seth powerbombs Roman like nobody's business?
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Because Seth is 217 pounds of pure STRENGTH
Same reason Cesaro and Neville can pick up people despite being not so big and bulky
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>>1513099
Seth is dead weighting himself on purpose to make based roman look bad
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>>1513104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agzNMHrmbgo
>Due to mutual dissatisfaction with how his second stint with the company has gone, it looks like Alberto Del Rio's time with WWE may be winding down again. Some backstage believe he'll be gone when his contract allows it in October.
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>>1513002
Del Rio is a prime guy to become a strong component in a reinvigorated IC Division.
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>>1513002
>mutual dissatisfaction
How the fuck can the WWE claim dissatisfaction.
>Hey Del Rio, go out there and have pre-show matches with Kalisto
>Hey Del Rio, go job to Roman
>Hey Del Rio, go to catering you're not on the card
>DEAR MR BERTY, WE ARE DISSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE
Also this >>1513004
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>'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this company will control their own booking. A land of the truly free, dammit. A promotion of action, not words, ruled by mastodons, not manlets! Where the stipulations change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where loyalty and respect are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick cruiser-weights and chickenshit Heels. Fuck this 24-hour spew of WWE Network and celebrity bullshit! Fuck indie pride! Fuck Japan! FUCK ALL OF IT! WWE is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new company will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The short will be purged and the hosses will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Sports Entertainment great again! ...In my new WWE, people will squash and bury for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for drawing! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own feuds.
What did the Big Red Libertarian mean by this?
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nothing because it's a fake
Kane is a big fan of manlet Daniel Bryan
OP is a cuck
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>6ft 6
>flippy shit
>Awesome finisher (reverse death valley slam)
>top class body
>GOAT gimmick
>ended up on Velocity before leaving.
What went wrong?
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Wasn't particularly good in-ring and couldn't do a live promo.
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>>1512909
Who?
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People thought he had more talent and potential than he actually had because of a few meme promos
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will kurt come back to defeat rusev?
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I'd rather him mentor his sons.
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>>1512905
It would almost be too perfect if Angle reformed team angle with American alpha then went on to defeat rusev and a smaller version of the league of nations but you know wwe would fuck it up somehow.. not to mention the title being on raw and angle should return to smackdown with American alpha.
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>>1512929
kurt and alpha vs brock, shelton & haas main even WM
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>millennial
>with all the mental, physical, emotional, spiritual and sexual damage that comes with it
>lazy: worships the shitshow wwe, njpw and indies throw up. yet cannot muster the energy to google great wrestling. in the current year has watched less Jumbo Tsuruta than his mom has taken black dicks
>fat as fuck, and 50/50 on being a manlet: beautiful of body, beautiful of mind. the sorry state he is in has warped all notions of beauty and ugliness. Reigns was initially hated for being a handsome cunt women wanted to fuck. whereas owens is still loved because "HE GOT FATTITIES JUST LIKE ME! :)"
>manchild: worship at the alter of an industry that was/is/forever will be a disposable entertainment industry. with each passing day increasingly exploited by the soullessly corporate wwe into spending his little income on trash that won't be fit for burning in 50 years.
>rivals comics readers in the NERD stakes: POZZED2DAMAX knowing more about 'identity politics' and 'strong women' than your average tumblrgal. half of his clamoring for more women's wrestling is the fetishistic desire of wanting to jerk off to women who are effectively men with dicks and/or wanting to actually be a chick with a dick
>warped cock: his construct of 'smark' is so powerful and key to his fragile identity that it has forced him to believe the grotesque bayley and rat-faced banks are sexier than Nikki Bella or Eva Marie
>2016:
>broken wrestling fans
>so broken
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>>1512896
20-35
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>>1512896
pretty much
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>>1512896
Do you ever get tired of shitposting?
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Is RuRu Abromomikohalivicskinovski the top guy on Raw now?
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>fucking BURIED that NXT guy
Was that planned?
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>>1512965
Based
>tfw everyone steals your move
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>superkick
>Shawn's move
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>1512886
He popularized it and his version looked the best as well.
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Nothing gives away an underage /wwe/ shitter quicker than believing HBK invented or owns the superkick
POST YFW YOUR FAVOURITE WRESTLING BODY RETURNED TONIGHT
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It certainly did.
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Probably my two favourite wrestling bodies circa 2016 would be Orton and Rollins.
They're both ripped and not huge, hot as fuck tbqh and very aesthetic.
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HHH left?
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was he officially buried by Randy?
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>>1512863
Fandangos been buried since his main roster run started
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What did orton actually say, i must not have caught it
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>>1512887
Not word-for-word, but summary:
>I wanted to make an impact upon return
>I wouldn't have made a splash wrestling Fandango
It wasn't really a burial in the sense that Randy was calling him a geek, more just him insulting Jericho because Dango beat him at Mania.
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Is he a draw?
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>>1512862
he couldnt draw a dime if you gave him a paper and a pen.
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>>1512862
tell me about matt
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>>1512862
Must be.
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>Xavier, please, get me a wheelchair! I made a Big M-E-stake!
>XAVIER, QUICK, GET ME A Z-PACK, NO, GET ME ANOTHER, THREE AIN'T ENOUGH MAN, I NEED FIVE!
What did Big E """"""""""""""Langston""""""""""""""" mean by all of this?
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>he thought this thread was funny
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>surely the fellas over at /asp/ will appreciate my autism thread
kys you whale
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I think Big E would do great in porn. Him and Celeste would be perfect together.