>you will literally never ever in your life ride in a car with AJ, Anderson, and Gallows and hear them bantz back and forth about their days in NJPW, the current goings on in the company, Maria, the current state of TNA, what their kids are up to, and life in general
>>1514230
Feels bad, mate.
>what their kids are up to
[spoiler]But Gallows and Anderson are the kids of soccer mom AJ[/spoiler]
>>1514230
They seem like boring redneck manlets. I'd much rather ride with Roman and Ambrose, where there would be drugs, partying and ring rats.
Gallows seems like a cool dude.
AJ would be terrible, he'd probably be in mostly kayfabe mode.
Anderson would go about his hot asian wife.
Holy fuck.
Who approved this shit?
>>1514189
>RAM and IMPACT wrestling
For what purpose
>>1514199
>we want the BROTHER NERO audience
>>1514189
>RAW
>Relics of the past and the old out of touch ways
>Smackdown
>the face of the company fans have been wanting for years and a superstar the fans more or less insisted on getting over
Smackdown will be the superior show, but really, both need to be 1.5 hours and taped instead of live
Why is there so much backstage politics, heat, and beef, in what is essentially a highly choreographed and planned out theater production?
Ego
>>1514184
The pre-planned nature inherently removes the element of definitive "I'm better or you're better" competition that punctuates real sport, and is therefore what's likely responsible for the abundance of politics and horseplay.
>>1514190
this desu
So do I. So much.
>Missing an overrated redneck commentator
Go outside.
>>1514153
18+
Quiet...Quiet...Quiet...Quiet...
>>1514144
QUIET
Drink me in, no homo.
>>1514144
Why is Jerigoat a catchphrase machine?
Why is he so underrated now? He's the most believable World Champ in wrestling history and in 1998 he was a bigger star than Stone Cold; don't let Vince and the WWE brainwash you, from someone who was 15 and witnessed everything first hand Goldberg at his peak in '98 was a bigger draw than Stone Cold who's peak as the face was also in '98
how is he underrated you dumb faggot?
>Why is he so underrated now?
The move to WWE was a fatal mistake. WCW built him up beautifully as an unstoppable monster then when he came to WWE he was booked strong for a little bit and then buried because Vince doesn't like it when guys come in already over.
Also I've heard from multiple shoots that even though he was a decent guy backstage, in the ring he was pretty stiff and unsafe.
>>1514120
>under-rated
>considered a legend despite being a shit talker and worker
Uh Ohhhhhh
ya, not the money but the moolah ya ya, I do what I want to, say what I want to, act how I want to
Isnt he homosex?
>>1514089
His song implies that
Orlando Jordan is confirmed homosex
Incoming gay black man tag team of him and Darren Young when?
>Go around implying youre going to rape people
>ratings
So wait... was Battleground the first time Roman was ever pinned clean?
Does this mean his monster push of terror is over?
>MitB
>>1514074
Yes its over...
We are now in the era of Ambrose
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
The vanilla Midgets Rollins and Ambrose won by being natural.
>COACH BACKLUND IS HELPING DARREN YOUNG WORK ON HIS DREAM... THIS IS DARREN YOUNG'S DREAM
wHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>1514031
Backlund is looking for a new vessel to house the crossface chickenwing
Did they?
of course they did. this based man is using this old lady for her money to sit ringside at every event.
anyone know the real story with these 2?
>when they both put on Zack Ryder headbands during his match with Rusev
Wtf was his problem?
>>1513992
Ball cancer and he just really like lucky charms cereal.
GOAT, based, tells it like it is instead of talking like most guys hoping to get another run/appearance on WWE television or a paycheck
When Vince dies, Triple H is going to eraser him and a lot of guys from history.
I really need Paul and Stephanie's private jet to crash. That would be good for business.
And that's a shoot
ass cancer
>watching raw
Who here hyped for Smackdown tomorrow?
No one will watch smackdown, it has dean the ratings killer
>>1513971
>he won't be watching the JeriGOAT vs Balor Club feud
BROTHER NERO
This is a heel beard, right?
That's a "I got a month off and I'm too fucking lazy to shave" beard
Thats the "I fucked up my shot at being top of WWE and I dont feel like trying anymore" beard.
See also: the gut he started sporting at Battleground
IT'S NOT A GOOD BEARD
>Y'know, it's like, uhh, well... i-i-i-it's not so much that, well, I mean, we kinda have to take into account, umm, I saw the match and I just, y'know, well, kinda, uhhh, ummm, y'know, like, uhhh, *sigh*, kinda like, saw that there was some sort of, *clears throat* uhhh, like, connection between the, uhhh, the, uhhh, guys, y'know, where, like, the spot kinda, ummm, worked and stuff, y'know?
> A flabby nip is the best worker in wwe
what did he mean by this?
>There's BIG HEAT on someone backstage
What did he mean by this?
Friendly reminder Dave Meltzer makes 7 figures a year doing something he loves while you shitpost in your mom's basement.
pic related
Phil would be great in gay porn
>>1513779
you're joking right? Gays are even more about handsome looks, chiselled muscles, and big dicks than normal men.
Phil is too weenie to be a stud, and too ugly to be a twink.
He might make it in Russian cuck porn I guess.