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>tfw
is he one of us?

This jobber is gonna get buried deeper than Benoits dead body when he goes against my Dean

>>1543394
autistic.

i hope aj styles buries him after his feud ends with bmj.

>>1543369
Too little too late. Would have worked when wrestling was more shoot than work.

>>1543382
I'm talking about acknowledging that it's a work, and appreciating the skills actually involved. There are many choreographed martial arts where the "combatants" are judged on how good of a show they put on, so to speak. It could easily be applied to pro-rasslin'

>>1543369
If ice skating is considered then I see no reason why it couldn't be included. The problem is stigma associated with it as a medium as well as the extraneous aspects of its production becoming part of the appeal. Eg music, attire, camera work. It's honestly a very collaborative process.

would be a perfect feud for him and alberto

>>1543356
Si

Gotch and Swagger vs Del Rio and Sin Cara.

oh my god the two GOATS. what a lucky guy to have taken this picture with the two GOATS

fuck WWE

>>1543326
yeah man, stings so lucky to be there

>>1543313
The main event will be a Battle on the Bayou match between ZZ and The Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger

>>1543284
Kek

He didn't want to pay his dues like everyone else did.

>Nice outfit, did your fudge-packing AIDS-riddled fuck buddy make it for you?

What were they thinking?

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>>1543231
Hi Paul!

>>1543241
Whatever you say, Phil.

>posts someone who didn't draw
What did he mean by this?

>>1543178
Not yours, you dumb slut, Paige's.

Lovingly suck each and every toe for all eternity :)

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>Ok I got them dirty for you, now you said you wanted to lick them clean?

>>1543172
>implying Finn comes close to triggering anti-smarks as much as DBry, or even Zayn

He is entry-level Anti-Smark b8 right now.
Not even close to late-2014 Ziggler-tier of triggering antismarks.

He doesn't even trigger them as much as stalker Becky

>>1543172
Literally who?

>>1543067
What's wrong with your face?

did they?

>>1543067
how big was her dick?

He worked all the Italian-American marks in NYC

>>1543004
because of the immigrant fanbase in new york, he was likeable and had the look.

>>1543009

So Vince was trying to make Roman into the modern Sanmartino?

asian mist

Signature karate chop.
Finisher green mist.

>>1542940
Roast dog chop

>>1542933
by not bringing the ratings to record lows as the champion

How exactly does one "draw"

charisma and the ability to convince children to convince their parents to take them to events and buy their merchandise

Sell merch, attract people to live events and get them to tune into Raw/Smackdown. In the past, get people to buy the PPVs.

only watch the wrasslin on raw and smackdown.

its like 1 hr for raw and 40 min for smackdown.

>>1542875
I dvr Raw (and Smackdown now). I fast forward a lot of it. I stream PPVs and have it on in the background. I don't watch any other promotion.

>>1542875
I watch Raw out of the corner of my eye, and keep up with the humorous shitposting on /asp/. Usually playing vidya to fill the time.
PPVs I watch until I see the matches I want, and just do other stuff until then, or, if those matches aren't until late in the card, just skim through the next day.

im dead from not having any sex

FUCK JOHN CENA!!!

becky was so close to winning the title last night lads. she'll get there soon ;_;

I can't believe Vince is still on life support

>>1542775
As much chance as you being successful in life and having non-paid for sex with a passable woman

So 0

>>1542775
If goes to decision Dana white fixed judging 100% if not he gets BTFO

>>1542817
This