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ITT: You just got hired as a writer for WWE Creative. HHH has put you in charge of booking Shinsuke Nakamura on the main roster, and Haitch wants Nakamura to be over as fuck. You have to book his debut, his rise through the ranks, his main event push, and his championship reign. If he doesn't draw a dime, it's your ass on the line. So, /asp/, how do you manage to get this no English indie gook manlet over with the main WWE audience?

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Big Guy Edition


Last thread: >>1609966

Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.

>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd

>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6

>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
https://join.skype.com/vsgCrdCthEmL
http://discord.me/asg

Thread Topic: What's the BEST deal you've ever gotten on airsoft guns or gear

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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Didn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Read comic books
>Pathetic quitter
>Most overrated guy in any room at any time
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a woman
>Ultra-sensitive
>Raped an underaged girl
>5 minute minute boring pre-taped promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take advice from the great Vince McMahon
>Failed to take advice on how to talk to women from the great Scott Hall
>Never took a shower
>Never hit the weights
>Never got a clue
>Jew
>Failed baseball career
>Cucked by Hulk Hogan
>Cucked by Linda Hogan
>Cucked by every nWo member
>Cucked by every WWF wrestler in the mid 80s-early 90s
>Cucked by Lex Luger
>Edward Elgar fan
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being the cream of the crop. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Pomp And Circumstance for his theme is cool. It isn't
>Piledriver stolen from Wild Bill Longson
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Hulk Hogan
>Cried about Hollywood Hogan
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Road Warrior Hawk
>Cried about the boys backstage for walking near his former wife
>Cried about not being in more WrestleMania main events
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Lanny Poffo
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWF champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "actor" in movie history
>Most laughable "rapper" in music history
>Will always be the B+ to Hogan's A+

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>all red everything :^)

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>make a mexican version of Undertaker
>while actually using a good wrestler and making him look threatening as fuck

He even uses the same color scheme - black & purple. Unmasked he also has long hair. Mil Muertes is the fucking man.

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This guy is a scumbag. He has stolen every idea he has about fighting from a much lesser known, MUCH less financially successful martial artist named Steve Morris, and has gone onto make boatloads of money claiming those ideas to be his own and passing them onto mcgregor. On top of that, he is known to rip people off, and trick people into paying for his training in his 'camps' and does not even show up to said camps. Said camps typically cost 3000+ dollars plus the costs of travel. Apparently he has made a habit of stealing work and calling it his own, and basically every one of his teachers, 'friends' he initially calls them is stabbed in the back. He is nothing but a businessman with decent coordination and cool handstands. Fuck this guy. Fuck his cult of ill informed 'movers,' too. You think he has valuable knowledge? He does, because he serves as nothing but a database of the information and methods compiled by other unappreciated practitioners who made the mistake of trusting him. All their sweat and blood is now money in his pocket, all their life's work is recognized publicly as his. What a hack.

Christopher Sommers is another name I've heard referenced as someone who basically created the 'Portal' method. Anybody who comments on it is swiftly deleted and blocked as well. No explanation no nothing. I'm legitimately shocked that someone who can spout all this wise, and kind bullshit could be such an ugly gremlin on the inside.

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Not one damn dime

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> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 9 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: http://derpy.me/s5XQu
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!

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>MORE LE FLIPPY MANLETS XD

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Namekimania 2011 review:

-Ginyu Squad def. Team 3 Star, Pinwheel of Death Match

Sort of Vince Russo's booking but it was good after all.

-Gohan and Krilin def. Guldo in the first round, via decapitation and Vegeta's interference

Jeice got bankrupt on the pinwheel.
Butter got a Vacation in Space OZ

-Recoome def. Vegeta (with Krilin and Gohan) with an epic flying piledriver for the match.

-Goku def. Recoome
Credible as the latter was tired.

-Goku def. Jeice and Butter in a handicap match
Worse than Cena

-Cpt. Ginyu def. Goku via change body

Big shocker of the night. What's going to happen next? How's Goku going to challenge Frieza for the Universal Championship without his own body?

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When does his suspension end?

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IT DOESNT STOP

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>tfw no big money Matt return to WWE
>tfw no feud with JeriGOAT for the belt

>QUIET
DELETE
>QUIET
DELETE
>QUIET

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What did they mean by this?