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>>1684106
Cuck Master

>>1684106

Coke Mule

Cunt Mauler

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>>1684096
> FedoRamen

>>1684096
Definitely a better option than that fat neckbeard

Roman Reign should've won the title.

I think everyone agree about this.

>Injures herself being an idiot and doing stupid shit in matches
>CHARLOTTE HOW DARE YOU TRY TO INJURE ME IN A WRESTLING MATCH

I know it was written for her but Sasha's such a shitty face right now.

Seriously. WTF IS GOIN ON THERE?

>>1684062
That spot shouldn't have been for him in the first place

>>1684062
Big Cass is one of the few people on the roster that sits at well-below average to utter shit in every regard.
I'd rather he take nobody's spot and just leave.

Based Big Dog working the smarks

KO is the only thing that will make me tune RAW next week To be honest

based kevin. he inspired me to become a pro wrestler. I'm 5'6 255 lbs.Im going to go to Lance Storms wrestling school

>>1684050
I thought that was the only funny part of that whole dumb skit.

>>1683990
this was the night OP didn't have sex

>>1683990
>when everybody was celebrating that the good guy one

>best wrestler in the company taps out over-the-hill roidpig
>also HHH's bag-boy was there

Owens is a total package tho.

>athletic
>can talk
>draws
>Great in-ring psychology
>dosn't get injuried

>tfw Vacant was elevating the belt

>>1683767
Doesn't have the look and won't do media

>>1683702

he's looking hella small next to 6ft seth. 7 ft my dick fake ass bitch nigga definitely has stilts built into his shoes

Seth the baby dick manlet cross fit fag btfo!!!!!!

>>1683712
It's almost like they're both sitting down or something

He did good, and hes one step closer to being in more main events

I'll be really excited for a big cass run in a year or two. I"m terrified they fast track it though. this was already way too much.

>>1683587
To be fair, I think Hogan knew 3.

>>1683530
>Zaynetty

Of what tag team exactly, OP?

>>1683545
Isis

>>1683545
NXT Five Callups

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>>1683446

KEK, the city of Seth Round

>>1683442
almost changed the channel to be honest family

my wife was sucking my dick during that whole match and telling me how bad she wanted seth to fuck her raw you mad virgin fags get laid

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>>1683442

>she will never check your prostate

yeah... on a porn set.

>>1683212
Yes. It makes muh dick happy

>inb4 he wins ufce fights
>gets even bigger
>one night wwe is in Chicago
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-fxjuwEvA

>>1683241
And then Ryback/cena come out

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None of this would have happened if Punk never left though, retard. That's why we hate him. His bitch fit departure is what turned the Reddit crowd on WWE, which subsequently led to Daniel Bryan's championship push, which subsequently led to the current era of indie vanilla midgets running rampant on the WWE. Cuck Manlet Phil single-handedly ruined wrestling. If he never left we would have BMJ vs Based Big Dog every PPV instead of all these injury prone gimmickless manlets.

True

>SEETHING

I'm happy WWE actually came up with a surprising result for once