>16. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/02
Highway to the danger zone? This A-list athlete is set to fight in MMA soon, but a source tells us to not expect 'good things' from their debut. '[name omitted] isn't good,' says my source. 'Despite the camp, [name omitted]'s an amateur. It's more than likely shaking up to be a humiliation.
>A-list athlete
>>1701911
>A-list athlete
I guess Austin is fighting then?
What would you say to Philip Jack (Cookie Monster) Brooks if you saw him in real life?
Hi Phil! Can I get your autograph so I can sell it on ebay? Also when are you coming back to WWE?
What are your thoughts on being the face of /asp/
>>1701910
i'd get down on all fours with my ass wide open in the air begging & screaming for him to have sex
Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/lOQ0TuqTRY0
She's shit.
>>1701988
WWE probably couldn't have kept it. Or didn't want to bother attempting to deal with the rights.
ember moon's is better, but her very first one was goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csefb8BVK9s
>Punk marks will defend this
>>1701903
Hi Mickey!
Phil is going to die with no friends
>Phil losing his only friend
Should i turn my back on the wolfpack?Are there any consequences if i hypothetically turned my back on the wolfpack?
>>1701827
You might wind up a 40 year old NEET from the UK who spends 18 hours a day talking about Kevin Nash
Yeah your IQ goes up by at least 40 points
>>1701827
How did you felt when you stole my shitpost that i thought when i was in the shower 2 months ago and why do you keep reposting it?
Thanks for forcing my meme
Don't let me down, Phil.
if dubs meme magic will prevail for you and phil
>>1701824
you fucking stupid idiot
>>1701824
HEY MICKEY
ONLY 8 MORE DAYS
UNTIL YOU WIN
>>1701772
Hi Phil!
>>1701772
Calm down Phil, shouldn't you be """"training""""?
>>1701777
>NXT
Phil, I'm in the UFC and we fight in 8 days. Are you trying to forget this badly?
What exactly was Vince going for here?
a manlet squatch match
BONESAW IS READY
wtf I watched this two nights ago spoopy
Are they setting up an angle where Seth cucked Hunter, and that's the reason he's so upset?
>angle
It's a shoot
I thought this as well, and laughed, then got to thinking. What would be edgier? What would really draw fans back in and bring forth a golden age, better than a cuck angle in todays day in age.
Haitch is brilliant desu. Even if they don't outright name the cuck, the implication is already there. The scene from OPs pic is a huge implication.
I'm personally glad we're getting this cuck angle. Rollins is an absolute pussy monster and this is the most interesting thing happening backstage, he's banging them all.
>>1701643
is that the Connecticut blue blood?
Good to see ESPN make this dickhead eat crow.
I feel like the undercase kevin owens and no mention was his little passive aggressive way to get a victory.
Fuck him
YOU WILL APOLOGIZE
>>1701627
he's always based on zach lowe's podcast
Why are wrestling fans such bitch niggas?
Whatever happened to MVP?
asked to get released from wwe so he could go be a weaboo in njpw
was in tna a few years
was going to be in luch underground but they got super butthurt he had their wrestlers on his podcast so they released him
wwe wanted to resign him for the brand split but they only offered lowball offers that desperate hacks like jinder and hawkins accpeted
He said "nigger" live on TNA and got zero reaction from the crowd
I think he said on a podcast he was going to use his wrestling money to open up a bar
What are your thoughts on Grim
>>1701469
Literally and unironically who?
Not even trying to meme here.
Who are ya?
>>1701469
Who?
Was this a shoot or a work?
Bunch of goddamn jabroni marks thinking a work is a shoot and shooting a work into a worked-shoot shooting works on the working man
Was he a draw?
>>1701398
Don't know why this made me laugh so much, especially the working man at the end.
>Can't wrassle
>Can't speak without Jew sidekick
>Likes to fuck old ladies because (continue reading)
>Ugly
>Has to swear in every interview
>Extremely awkward in social situations
>Likes to kiss grown men on the lips
>Has dick tattoo on chest pointing up to his mouth, proving more he is a faggot
>Greedy douche
>Syringe city
>Names his sons fucking Duke & Luke & Turk
>Wasn't a Chad in high school probably a chess fag.
Hey Chris, whens your book coming out?
Worked
>>1701341
When Brock stops visiting jails to brutally rape any man in sight.
>Summerslam didn't go to well, did ya?
>>1701275
>Do you want none?
>>1701275
>P-p-please, Mr. AJ. I feel bad enough already
>>1701275