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Sasha vs Bayley III would.

>>1830047

They'd make for a pretty okay piss break before lashley/brock

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>Sasha vs Bayley III would.

>>1829834
They Heyman Guys stable was a shitshow since Heyman actually bothered to put over only Brock, this association killed Cesaro's momentum coming off Wrestlemania and did nothing for Axel. I believe he was only given that spot because Lesnar was friends with his dad.

>>1829845
Yeah, that was a shame. Paul is a great fucking mic worker, but he would never shut up about Brock Lesnar, even when with his other guys. It made them like total losers that would never reach Lesnar level.

>>1829854
Always remember that Paul Heyman is just another puppet fully controlled from the back. I don't doubt that most of the shit Heyman says in the mic are Vince's words put into Heyman's.

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>tfw smackdown is coming to San Diego tomorrow
>tfw raw in LA
>tfw only going to Raw because I thought we were getting the Rumble
>tfw could have been at Smackdown

What are you guys going to do with your three free hours?

>>1830190
I'm going to mute Raw, leave it on my TV, and have the mother of all pity-faps watching a Kevin Owens' match

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>>1829741
How does that trigger /pol/? Lashley was Trumps guy when he went head to head with Vince.

>>1829747
this is about as textbook BTFO as an OP can get

He fits every category of greatness except being in the less wealthy promotion. WWEtards and racists won't accept him though. But he's my fave champ, OP.

>>1829737
They usually put them up on youtube during the day.

>>1829737
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWT-ccU-GYd51CxWCovkI0w
>>1829786
>they
I'm pretty sure that's an uploader passing himself off as an official channel to keep their shit from getting taken down every few days.
I might be completely wrong but there's been ZERO talk at all of the podcast going free to air, which would be a pretty major move.

>>1829737

Got u senpai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvbASTBRomU

It's not pandering. Julio Cesar Chavez is a national treasure who was actually relevant and still is relevant.

Let's sum it up

>Rey Rey
>Eddie
>Chavito
>JUSTico
>Alberto Burrito

That's about it from recent memory

>>1829626
Mexicans consider El Chapo to be a national treasure. Basically any popular Mexican is just auto-worshipped without thought by the brown crowd. Source: lived in California, have talked to many Mexicans

Booked her like shit

Literally fucking who is the tranny?

>>1829723
>The state of tall girls
Why is it that only tall guys become trannies? I live near San Francisco and like 75% of the transvestites I've seen are over 6' tall. It disappoints me as a fellow gentle giant.

>>1829609
ban knives

>>1829609
>>1829639

what happened?

>>1829646
Stabbed twice in a trailer park few days ago, don't think he is dead though.

Bray Wyatt has the best entrance in the company but it's being wasted by having him job every big match.

>>1829560
How do they handle it live? Do the clips that always come in just play on the titantron and the arena goes dark?

Lesnar's guitar riff is up there. Go back and look at his Summerslam entrance from this year. The way the lights flashed, it felt like some shit was about to go down. But, again, part timer.

The Shield had a great entrance, but with Roman's, it's become so diluted and the opening riff of the track is just associated with constant booing now.

Bryan's Ride of the Valkyries was iconic because classical music like that is so unique in WWE and because everybody would fucking lose their minds for five seconds when it hit, then seamlessly go into YES!ing.

The most iconic entrance on the roster right now and probably the closest to the ones you've mentioned is Nakamura's violins. It's really unique, and if the "whooooa oooohhh ohhhhh" thing sticks on the main roster, it could go down as one of those iconic entrances.

>>1829549
>90s joshi

They didn't know how to have bad matches back then.

>>1829580
idk anon. ive only seen one match and it was kinda sloppy.

>>1829631
link the match. A lot of 90s joshi matches are pretty wild.

>>1829511
there were wrestling threads on /asp/ before you losers showed up, and they were quite pleasant.

I-is this true?

stop living in the past bretcums

at being a shitty wrestler

more like Bellend, amirite?

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>>1829486
wrong picture

They were still at least something even into the 90's. TNA even used the NWA title up until they ended their partnership. This link shows the sorry ass state of the NWA today. It's very sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoPtm4qrsIU

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>>1829505
The crowd is full of old folks who grew up when NWA was still popular. This whole setup and presentation makes my local fed look professional.

The goddamn state of this company

>>1829505
That'll be WWE in 20 years.

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>>1829456
>jacks off onto the pictures and leaves

>>1829462
>#justjewishthings

Man, Italian born women have the ugliest feet. Damn shame too, cuz they got beautiful faces.

I'd love it. But they seem quite keen on pushing TJP. Then again he does have some heat on him. IDK we'll see man

>>1829397
>Then again he does have some heat on him.

From who, people who aren't even in the company?

>Kendrick
>based