Sign him up Vince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloSGGr3OvA
this is why vince hates meltzer
>>1866111
Maybe he'll change his mind when he realizes that Big Dick Dave is in ten times better shape than his Universal """""""Champion"""""""
Are they related?
Tonight's Card;
>Cody (Rhodes) vs Mike Bennett
>X Division Championship match: DJZ vs Marshe Rocket
>Knockouts Championship match : Gail Kim vs Maria Kanellis-Bennett NO DQ match
>Grand Championship match: Aron Rex vs Jesse Godderz
>>1866054
>literally superstars episode-tier
>>1866098
Aron Rex was a mistake..
>>1866098
>still gonna be better than raw
>John Cena
>over 6000 titles won, never shed a tear
>certified giga-draw who kept the company afloat during one of it's darkest periods with his many many dimes
>Sasha Banks
>over 6000 times mentioning Eddie, cried every time
>ratings-poison who couldn't float a turd in a toilet bowl
HUH
REALLY PROMPTS DELIBERATION
This really made me think.
really makes you think
>>1866007
truly forced me to contemplate
What the fuck is going on??
>>1865967
FUCKING BUY THIS SHITHOLE ALREADY VINCE, RAPE IT'S NAME AND PUT THAT BITCH OUT OF BUSINESS
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>1865967
WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS
>BRET APOLOGIZING LIKE A KEK
>I-I'M S-SORRY MISTER HHH PLEASE DON'T SCREW ME AGAIN
What a fucking joke!
>>1865946
He must be dying soon
Based bret
>>1865946
> !
Found the neowooaspie
>Bret Hart attack the industry
>bitter Bret
>Bret Hart apologizes
>beta Bret
He can't win
Who's the most JUST member of the company?
>teased with great booking and an unbeatable streak
>gets overtooken by inferior wrestlers
>switched back to Bulgarian despite Russian being a vastly over gimmick
>cucked by Ziggler (who at the time was at the peak of gay attires)
>thrown into the job squad, a team with no chemistry
>gets his shit kicked by women after his wife gets knocked down
>will lose to booman after this embarrassing feud
>>1865914
Definitely Hideo Itami at this point. He's fucked.
John Cena
>>1865919
lmao they made the japanese guy wear karate pyjamas
1. Broken Matt
2. AJ Styles
3. Chris Jericho
4. Shinsuke Nakamura
5. Kenny Omega
6. Dean Ambrose
9001. Hideo Itami
900001. Paige
>>1865880
Seems about right
yep
>>1865880
>4.Shinsuke Nakamura
>not Senior Joe
>5. Kenny Omega
>5. Kenny Omega EVER
>6. Ambrose
>not 9000. Ambrose
Other than that spot on.
ITT, Wrestlers who are better than Hogan,Austin, Rock and Undertaker. Pic very much related
>>1865870
well first of all, Undertaker should never be mentioned as being on the level of Hogan, SCSA, or the Rock. Cena, Flair, Bret, HBK, are all way ahead of Taker.
>>1865870
Better than Undertaker I will agree on.
Better than Rock I will listen to your argument.
Austin and Hogan are untouchable.
Vince is a wrestler, isn't he?
Did they?
>>1865854
I don't think she's Kevin's type.
>>1865854
I don't think a pig and a horse can mate
>>1865854
She is obviously out of his league, you can clearly see she is uncomfortable
COME TO PUERTO RICO, THE SHINING STAR OF THE CARIBBEAN
>>1865798
These guys are quite good, tbqh. They do what they can with the shit gimmicks they're given.
>>1865798
is this the worst tag team gimmick of all time?
>>1865798
The guy on the left looks like a light skin Kyle Lowry
>have the look
>entertaining on the mic
>already famous as it is
>GOAT tag team
Why aren't they in WWE yet?
>>1865781
Because they are old as fuck and probably make more eatinf subway in front of a camera than working for vince mccunt.
>>1865781
Their YouTube persona would work well as a heel wrestling gimmick. Maybe have some motivational promos that takes the piss out of the fans.
>HEY FATASSES, YOU WONNA BUILD SUM MUSCLE?
>AIN'T NO WAY YOURE GETTING SUGAR WALLS WITH YOUR FIGURE
As it is they've got merch that would pass off as WWE gear.
>>1865781
They could be called the Juice-os
Show me a more underrated roster than 2006 Smackdown
Batista
King Booker
Finlay
Little Bastard
Undertaker
MVP
Mr. Kennedy
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Benoit
Matt Hardy
Boogeyman
JBL
Michael Cole
Joey Mercury
Paul London
Brian Kendrick
Rey Mysterio
Gregory Helms
Super Crazy
Sharmell
Michelle McCool
Theodore Long(GM)
Vickie Guerrero
Kristal
Orlando Jordan(released in 2006)
Jillian Hall
>based Batista
>KING BOOKAH running shit with Finlay and Regal
>Mr Kennedy and MVP getting pushed to the moon
>Benoit right before he snapped
>Undertaker in his prime
>best GM and tag teams
The only bad part was Michael Cole
06 was great but people forget because it was still in the wake of the SmackDown Six.
SD 2006 was so comfy
when was khali as world champ?
Spending too much time on /asp/
Stop watching, but keep shitposting.
That is god tier life choices.
quit watching raw.
I quit watching wwe when ryback was taken off tv. Been watching TNA and it is so much better even with faggot Mathews fucking up the commentary
>Wesley Blake defeated Bubby Murphy via Disqualification...I cannot believe WWE humored these living equivalent of shitposting males by giving them 5 minutes for a match. That Joe run in took way too long this should have ended with both these men getting Muscle Bustered to death before the bell even had a chance to ring.
>Jessica McKay defeated Gionna Jene Daddio in a #1 Contenders Match where the winner will face Asuka at NXT Takeover Canada for the Womens Championship
>Nick Miller and Shane Thorne defeated Riddick Moss; the asshole who recently re-injured Hideo Itami the way Goldberg injured Bret Hart and Tino Sabbatelli both of these men are former Football Players
>Sawyer Fulton and Alexander Wolfe defeated Bobby Roode and Tye Dillenger
Sucks. Wanted to see some mileage outta Glorious 10 but then again it probably make Roode appear more as a Babyface when they’re trying to kill his Babyface fire by making him a selfish bully. So Roode/Dillenger is defiantly happening at Takeover so Dillenger is no longer a heel. For those who don’t know who Wolfe is he’s a Yard Tarder from Germany. Fulton is a jobber whose been in NXT Developmental for years and was namely used to lose to Baron Corbin over and over.
My favorite line was after the match when Roode said “Do I look like a Tag-Team wrestler?”- Says Bobby “Multi-Time NWA/TNA World Tag-Team Champion” Roode
Buddy Murphy might actually do well with a face turn.
>>1865644
They probably should have took note from Raw of all places and stretch out Glorious 10 much like they have with JeriKO. Bit of a wasted oppurtunity but i'm sure they will feud untill takeover.
>>1865653
This is just a one and done feud for Roode probably, I assume he's the guy to challenge Nakamura at the January Takeover.
How would you book Baron?
Considering how they've been protecting Kane lately I think they're slow building up to a Corbin/Kane feud...This fucking Smackdown Roster is too damn small and Baron needs something better to do
>>1865642
>Corbin
>mastodon
>>1865647
Makes sense