Big Patch John
How can a Man have a massive bald spot and still be Based AF
The most over guys in the history of the biz have been bald or balding.
Austin
Hulkster
Goldberg
The Rock
Batista
And now Cena
Hairmores btfo. How can they ever recover?
>>1869572
> most over guys in the history of the biz
> batista
Kekt
Post jaw kiddo
>>1869572
>recover
typical bald fag looking for tips
Worst thing you saw from someone at a WWE house show. This drunk guy was yelling "HUG LIKE A CHAMP" while holding a cardboard sign that says whatever the fuck because its too dark to even see it. Anyways, his friend kept yelling at other people about his butterfly shirt and before he left he said "SAY GOODBYE TO THE BUTTERFLY" Autism and alcohol don't mix.
>>1869560
He sounds like a neglected faggot who desperately wants some big muscleman to give him attention.
Also Sasha Banks got the second loudest pop of the night (Jericho got best). And the most merch I saw were kids and grown men wearing New Day dildos on their heads with Booty o' shirts. Funny thing is New Day weren't even hear tonight like it said. Second most merch I saw were Sasha shirts worn only by men.
>>1869568
Forgot to mention. This all just happened a couple hours ago.
Honest question /asp/.
How do you come to terms with the fact that you enjoy watching something where the fan base are predominately autistic fat faggots?
I think seeing this freak was what killed wrestling for me for good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYMj2Pn4U0
I see the dilemma.
What helped me was first realizing he probably isn't into the sport. More so interested in watching two men grope each other.
the sport is still pure this way
>>1869434
Probably because I'm also fat and autistic?
Come on, there's literally nothing wrong with being fat or autistic and a fan of wrestling. I didn't choose to be this way
What is /asp/'s favorite feud?
Orton/Taker was always my favorite it was also what got me into wrestling
That and Benoit/Booker and Benoit/Jordan Beat the Clock Matches.
mvp vs matt hardy
sasha vs bayley
>>1869398
Remember when they beat Deuce and Domino? The team that beat the greatest Tag-Team of all time? Jimmy Snuka and and SGT Slaughter
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x68kt4_06-24-07-vengeance-deuce-domino-vs_sport
Post yfw she tries to do a frog splash off the top of HIAC
>This one's for you Eddie
>implying
Some dirtsheets are reporting that Charlotte asked for permission to do a moonsault off the top of the cell. Vince said fuck no
>>1869385
I might actually become a female wrestling fan if one of them kills themselves
her frog splash is so fucking bad. how do you fuck up the frog splash.
>be horse
>mimic a frog
Did anybody else here grow up watching this?
What do you guys think of them?
I'm talking about ECW before Vince assraped it out of existence with it's reboot.
For me it's what made the 90's awesome.
WCW and WWF were just too damn cartoonish sometimes
No
my parents raised me correctly
The majority of this board wasn't even alive in 2001.
>>1869294
I was obsessed with ECW as a kid
I used to think anything that doesn't have people going through tables and taking head shots with chairs wasn't good. Now it's the opposite
This was the best storyline. Every single PPV match was 5 stars. The hardcore championship was at its peak and Kurt Angle was in his prime.
Can't fucking wait until they pull the same exact shit and have Shane appear on TNA.
>>1869276
This dumb fucking trolling bullshit is why this board is dead. If you're gonna talk about wrestling, talk about fucking wrestling. Asshole.
>>1869368
huh?
>>1869276
I agree, also Jeff Jarrett is the greatest wrestler of all time
>the next generation
>it's all 30+ year olds who made a name for themselves in other promotions
what exactly was triple h trying to say here?
I don't even understand getting upset about this. It's just marketing. Who gives a fuck? Either watch it and enjoy it or don't watch it and don't care.
Sorry. Forgot where I was for a second.
>>1869180
None of them have been called up. All of the recent NXT call ups have been very young talent......and most weren't ready to be called up.
Carmella, Crews, Nia Jax all should still be in NXT. Even Enzo and Cass are both green as fuck, but at least they are over.
I don't even understand getting upset about this. It's just shitposting. Who gives a fuck? Either toss me a (You) or don't and don't care.
Sorry. Forgot where I was for a second.
My Precious Blissfu General is Immortal Edition
ohio sucks
>>1869136
was this you be honest
>>1869141
Fuck you, we got the apehoop championship. We're going to get the stickball and college handegg championships in our shelves.
Reminder that this board being active on a Friday night means you're all a bunch of basement dwelling virgin dweebs.
>>1869118
you're not wrong
That may be so, but you too are on this same board at this same time doing the same thing! Furthermore, you are so insecure about it that you yourself are the one who must bring it to attention. You are the saddest loser here :(
why would i leave my house
>>1869082
He ain't hyped
>>1869082
There's only... ONE WORD! To describe on it, and aspies gonna spell it out for ya!
S
T
>tfw you cuck Broken Matt
it wasn't really cucking at all
what happened to morrison is cucking
edge legit cucked matt, but i dont think matt got off on it.
Morrison is a legit cuck who let everyone fuck melina and didnt do anything about it and also has a broke dick.
>>1869068
>Nobody in wrestling world even mentions Edge anymore
>Matt Hardy considered the most over wrestler of 2016
Oh hey Edge, hows that broken neck you gave yourself?
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
No, they don't want none
They looking scared no they don't really want none...
>>1869033
Based southern boys with the farmer strength
MACK TRUCK
I miss Demi Gods
This guy is pretty based.
>>1868978
>dresses like a wrestler
>skull based offence
> got over with a losing streak
>>1868978
his match vs Ishii for the NEVER open weight was based
>>1868988
He seems like the guy you would always wanna get behind
How do we re-legitimize KotR?
you don't make the winner have some shitty king gimmick and call them king x until it kills them no crown and no cape after the following raw
give the winner a title shot
make all the matches long and give them a big match feel
>>1868935
Have them win matches afterwards. Give them a title shot at summerslam.
>>1868935
have mr ass win it again