Everyone gets replied with a WOOOOOO
WOOOOO
*Chop*
/wooo/
>Tfw realized once Steve Austin Dies, he will actually become "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>Implying he wouldn't just stunner the grim reaper
>>3063141
>Be Mega heel for centuries and centuries taking every life that has ever lived
>Job to steve austin on the first match
>the the Undertaker dies he will literally become the Dead Man who had to see an Undertaker, and should the zombie apocalypse occur he would become the Dead Man Walking, but his body will begin decaying so he'll have an American Bad Ass as well.
>ellsworth manages both baron and big cass
>sic's them on champion braun strowman
>ellsworth gets a championship match vs strowman
>no dq match
>baron, and big cass beat down strowman
>ellsworth pins
>both cass and baron carry him devitt-fale style out of the ring
>Big Hoss Club forms with ellsworth as the leader
>draws casuals and collects dimes
>>3063008
this
op kys
>>3063008
kys, faggot
>>3062995
GOAT
>>3062974
This nigger needs a WWE contract god knows we need more talented mic workers. It might be vanilla Rock style but it'll do
>>3062982
DUMMY
>>3062974
ding-dong diddly who
Was he based?
>>3062951
who?
>>3062992
Big Match Jon
>>3062951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEK80zqUXWQ
This is the only thing I remember him doing in WWE
>WWE NO MERCY will broadcast from STAPLES Center on Sept 24th. This RAW exclusive PPV brings a day of reckoning to the City of Angels. See: Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Bayley, Braun Strowman, Sasha Banks. Finn Balor, The Miz, Alexa Bliss, Sami Zayn, The Hardy Boys, Cesaro and Sheamus, and many more RAW Superstars.
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>doing nothing on raw
>becomes so noticeable that they literally work it into a storyline and send him over to smackdown
>do nothing on smackdown
>get traded back to raw
just ding-dong diddly release him
i just want him to be fired
Fucking ridiculous that Owens has been a mid-card champ countless times and Sami never once took a strap off of him.
Has Sami had any singles match for a championship title since Miz went over him at Survivor Series?
>Miz is moved off of Smackdown and buried in the pre-show card instead of chasing after the Smackdown main event scene
>Ryder returns with little emphasis in a backstage segment, returns in-ring on a pre-show, and Mojo's singles push died for this as well
>Harper is totally missing and probably has been told by Bryan to go to another company soon
>MitB 2017 wasted
>Punjabi Prison brought back for Randy fucking Orton
>Randy fucking Orton
>Sami not at Summerslam
>Tye not at anything, let alone doing a tag team with Sami
>Nakamura stuck paying dues while we cross our fingers that the language barrier and underdog booking doesn't kill casual interest
>Charlotte's ppv streak died for Bayley and then Bayley died.
>Angle's blackmail storyline resulted in a black son who didn't even wrestle on the main show of Summerslam despite being the primary story on Raw for months prior
>The only story with more screentime was an Enzo/Cass/Show whodunnit feud with an obvious answer and a shit blowoff match, after which Cass immediately got injured rendering it all pointless
>Tozawa's reign ended prematurely
>Neville's reign divided in two for no reason
I don't really have a concrete idea for a thread. These are just really easy to come up with.
>>3062868
cringe
spend the time you took to make this worthless post to apply for a better job than gas station piss mop
>>3062872
>+5 Fact Boomies have been deposited into your Trooth+ account
Thank you for your continued support.
>Tag team fucking when?
Soon, after Daniel joins NJPW after his contract is up, he can Conner can tag team in the afterlife.
>>3062766
>he can Conner can tag team in the afterlife?
>literally sputtering mumbling nonsensical rambling as you seethe with rage wishing death on a guy who doesn't even know you exist
reevaluate your life man
Never.
Vince buried Connor for corpsing.
Bexbro looks like THAT?
damn
>>3062408
Wouldnt surprise that idiot looks like that, he is a laughing matter at this point
Who looks worse, Blissboi or Bexbro?
YES! YES! YES!
this is what happens when you blindly listen to a vocal minority
>Wolfcuc triggered into making ANOTHER thread
>>3062348
>wolfcuck has a 4chan pass
lmao
ITT: Wrestling related myths
>if Randy Orton tries, he's a good wrestler
>Asuka has charisma and can wrestle
>>3062336
Holy fucking lol this
Ryback and Ziggler look embarrassed for being manlets. You just know Big Red is laughing under that mask.
Of course this fat fuck wants pizza
Woah woah, what the fuck is this? Does Ellsworth know Carmella is two timing him?
Ellsworth is going to come to the hospital ala Austin and McMahon but instead of a pan hes gonna hit him with a deep dish pizza.
Based Big Hoss is gonna ding-dong diddly teach this lanklet a ding-dong diddly lesson
Daniel Bryan = headlining PPV = 0 dimes
>in ya head
>rent free
>til the end of time
BASED
>get BTFO in one thread
>goes and makes another
>>3062258
>You must first love yourself if you want to be the best. Get out of your comfort zone, empower your thoughts, explore your dreams, succeed continuously, fail until you hit rock bottom. And always keep pushing forward. I have lived by these principles, and that's why I'm the greatest wrestler alive today.
>>3062225
based best wrestler in the world
>>3062225
F
>didn't get the get
>UNDEFEATED most likely well into 2018
>>3062221
HOLY FUCKING YUCK
>it's a morbidly obese NEETs call a successful professional athlete fat episode