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>Sami Zayn is kafir! He has turned his back on Allah and the Holy Prophet. He has denied His holy jihad! It will be better for the sinners of Sodom on the Day of Judgement than to be Sami Zayn. Oh, but Allah is merciful. Sami Zayn has 3 days to repent! Otherwise, Sami will be judged!
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>>3063610
Would buy
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
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>>3063586
This isn't Reddit, faggot.
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Do you suffer from mesothelioma?
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Well, you know
HEY MINIONS
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who?
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I heard Barron speaks minion backstage and Vince heard him one day so buried him.
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Literally who
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>oooooOOOOOooooo it's the ghost of Eddie Guerrero! I have returned from the great beyond to take revenge on the world of professional wrestling!
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>>3063512
Great post, man.
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>>3063512
kekked
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>>3063512
>implying an Eddie's ghost gimmick wouldn't get over
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How does /asp/ feel about this wwe photoset? 2017-08-25 07:22:20 Post No.3063491
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How does /asp/ feel about this wwe photoset?
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http://www.wwe.com/inside/jewish-superstars-photos#fid-26102485
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>>3063491
>Scotty Goldman was a thing
makes me chuckle every time
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>>3063491
>Poffo was born in Columbus, Ohio,[5][6] the elder son of Judy and Angelo Poffo. His father was Italian American and his mother was Jewish; Poffo was raised Roman Catholic.
Randy ain't no kike.
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>>3063587
He has jewish blood in him
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McGregor is the current WWF Brawl For All Champion
http://deadspin.com/conor-mcgregor-is-somehow-defending-the-lineal-wwe-braw-1798404095
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>>3063416
>implying that manlet can take the crown from Bodacious Bart
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>look at who wrote the article
fuck off bix
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but a) it'd be mayweather defending it, conor would be challenging and b) that's still fucking wrong
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Are these ryback shoot threads actually real quotes or made up 2017-08-25 06:44:30 Post No.3063394
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Are these ryback shoot threads actually real quotes or made up
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It's gotta be real if it has SHOOTS in the title. Like duh
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Worked
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i like to think that those threads are actually posted by ryback
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>"somebody gonna get they ass kicked"
>it's him
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good times
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Remember during the height of the PG era, Cena had to apologize for saying "ass"?
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>>3063367
>legit strongest man in WWE history
>held multiple world records
>never give him the WWE title
To think Mahal and Brayylmao got a taste but not Mark Henry
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We write a Sid promo one word at a time 2017-08-25 06:32:58 Post No.3063366
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We write a Sid promo one word at a time
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TONIGHT
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GOODNIGHT
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I FUCKED THAT UP LETS REDO IT
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YOU
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How come there aren't any real heels anymore? If you're a heel you shouldn't be doing cool or flashy moves. Only way to be a heel now is to wrestle in a way that doesn't appeal to fans or you shit on their indy darlings. Jinder is probably the best heel right now and best we've had for a while.
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>regurgitated shit I heard on a shoot interview or some mark podcast that I think makes me sound smart
yawn
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A heel isn't supposed to be hated because he is fucking shit at being a wrestler, a heel is supposed to be hated because he makes people mad in his promo or with his in-ring mannerism you fucking mark
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>>3063340
Because obese smarks killed kayfabe and cheer heels.
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>Ahhhh, Ryback please let me down! This wasn't part of the script.
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>>3063317
Based
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>>3063317
>implying ryback could lift punk without his help
lmao
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Fuck was Stacy a babe or what?
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>>3063307
Is that a ding-dong diddly vibrator!
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>nakamura doesnt know how to figh-
https://youtu.be/WRs9lU6t2rw?t=9m55s
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>>3063216
It's just dumbass E DRONES who say that shit
The same E DRONES that will jump off a bridge if Vince told them to
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>>3063227
Nu Japan fags are the ones throwing that around along with saying he was never that good when he jumped ship. Calling other people drones baka sempai
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Should have just shooted on Jinder and done the business a favour brother
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TEN
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he's holding up six tho
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TEN
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AND HE WINS BY DISQUALIFICATION!!!!