>confirmed draw
>most over heel on the planet
>draws legit heat
>works the marks
>work the smarks
>works the anti-smarks
>literal WWE HOF
>is a big guy 4u
>undefeated at Wrestlemania
>bangs legit 10/10s on the reg
How did everything go so right?
>>1926775
can't wait for this election to end. he's gonna loose and no one will post this shit again.
>>1926775
Clinton will go over him at polls in a hole, calling it now
>>1926802
The /pol/ butt hurt will be better than 2012 when they were so sure Romney was going to win. At least he was close for most of the race.
How did you rank them this time last year and how do you rank them now?
2015: Sasha > Bayley > Becky > Charlotte
2016: Bayley > Charlotte > Becky > Sasha
2016: charlotte>becky>>>bayley>>>>>>>>>>>>sasha
didn't watch in 2015 so i can't say anything about that
2015: Becky > Bayley > Charlotte > Sasha
2016: Becky > Charlotte > Bayley > Sasha
>>1926599
2015: Bayley > Sasha > Becky > Charlotte
2016: Charlotte > Becky > Bayley > Sasha
Rate your champions /asp/
>>1926496
>good talent, shit reign
>GOAT
>embarrassingly unfunny
>based
>don't care
>stopped caring about the IC when based Miz dropped it and stopped getting mad heat on it weekly, thanks Dolph!
>>divashit
>>divashit
>>cruiserweights
>>NXMEME
>>NXMEME divashit
>BASED
>>1926496
Just looking at the pictures AJ looks like a cocky alpha male looks fucking great with the title while on the other hand Fatass just looks like some random sweaty fan getting his picture taken with the title. What a fucking travesty.
>>1926496
>GOAT tier
AJ
Asuka
Revival
>Good tier
Slyno
Kendrick
Charlotte
Becky
KO
>Decent
Nakamura
Roman
>Shit tier
New Day
Ziggler
He lost.
>>1926468
...the ufc fight
...the respect of us mandrama fags
...his virginity to a BBC
>>1926468
Just like the Cubs will be tonight.
>he won $500,000
Is he, dare I say, a dimeless dandy?
>>1926439
Are his ears uneven?
>>1926439
A nickel-less nancy.
>>1926439
A penniless Percival.
When he finally makes his retun in /sp/, do you think he will be pushed? do you think he will be respected backstage? do you think someone (trips) will try to bury him? What about his tag parters, Skateboardfag and ToyGunEnthusiast? Will they survive in /sp/?
>>1926322
/asp/ is THE GOAT. The mods Should book him so much better..
>>1926329
but we all know that the current /sp/ champ, soccerfags, doesnt really like /asp/, im wondering if he will try to do something to stop /asp/ getting to the top...
>>1926322
It's just sad. We went from being in the main-event to jobbing to bloody Tiddlywinks in this bingo hall.
The backstage politics is almost enough for me to just quit cold turkey. Especially now they've introduced these intrusive ads. Guess what Mr. Hiroshima, if that's even your real name, you think because your territory is losing money you'd bring in shitty ads to stay afloat? ALL THAT'S DONE IS PISS OFF THE PEOPLE WITHOUT ADBLOCK TRYING TO HELP YOU AND MADE THEM SWITCH ON THEIR ADBLOCK AGAIN MAKING YOU EVEN MORE IN DEBT!
I think if we moved back to the big leagues, we could probably have a few squashes against /hoc/ or /nfl/, but it's always the football we've got to look our for. Don't know if we'd win against Big Match Football.
>>1926264
Whoever design these shitty shirts with writing on the back should be shot
>>1926264
>Moonwalk is her shtick
>Naomi is better at it than she is
>>1926268
the front sucks too though
Which diva has the most lickable pussy/asshole?
r-truth
>>1926142
>Most lickable asshole
Naomi.
Dat ass was made for burying your face into.
>>1926142
Nay Nay
Black girl stink and all
Is this accurate?
>becketty as some no draw outlel retard
yes
>>1926131
>those god-tier workers with some fucking divas
Triggered tbhlads
Shinsuke and his cameltoe
WCW had a huge roster in 1998 and had some tough dudes (Haku, Fit Finaly, etc.). Who do you think would have participated and who would win? I would put money on The Giant or Scott Steiner.
I heard a rumor awhile ago that Haku was on the roster for so long despite almost never showing up on TV because they were too scared to fire him
As a boxing fan when I went back and watched Brawl For All I was simultaneously appalled at how bad the boxing was and how bad of an idea it was to have wrestlers shoot fight each other.
>>1926078
Nah he had a contract and they forgot to terminate it so it rolled over another year and WCW was run by retards so they had guaranteed contracts
This is the real dream Austin match, I never understood anyone wanting Austin/Hogan besides it being the two biggest stars of their respective eras. It would be a shit match, just imagine Stone Cold selling the Hulk Up comeback. Rock was a much better opponent
>>1925991
No. They are old and rusty.
In 2002
>Want to watch the A-show Smackdown
>also want to watch the World Series
what do I do lads?
This episode will be filler anyway. More Ellsworth shit prolly and dean seething
Watch the one that isn't wrestling
Well, Cubs are gonna lose
Did he draw a dime?
>>1925833
i believe so
That looks like a 2 euro coin to me so I don't believe so
>>1926070
What's the exchange of dimes to euros?
The match is going to suck and he is going to get hurt.
ok
I heard this before
>OMG TAKER IS GONNA DIE AT SUMMERSLAM OMG OMG LITERALLY FUCKING RIP
>OMG TAKER IS GONNA DIE AT HIAC SO FUCKING DEAD BUY A CASKET ALREADY POOR NIGGA ITS ALL OVER
>>1925720
It will suck but the shitposting will be pinnacle kino.
ITT: patrician wrestlers
B I S C U I T S
G
R
A
V
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>>1925687
MADE ME A MAN!!!!
>>1925696
AWWWWWW BISCUITS AND GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVYYYYYYYY