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YOU MAY BE AN A+ PLAYER

BUT THE THING IS...

I AM THE GAME, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

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>>1927715
Team Smacklads win

Styles pins Rollins after the Club interferes (they won earlier)

Show ends with the 3 of them holding up the Too Sweet

Corbin being sole survivor pins beats everyone, Braun betrays Raw, Orton might not be in the PPV since his wife is going to give birth.

Strowman eliminates all 5 on smackdown

Then eliminates his own team

>Doane, who was eventually released in 2008 after the Cena - Mickie drama, then alleged that Cena and Mickie's relationship led to him getting moved to SmackDown. He also clarified that Cena and Mickie were "hooking up" and not actually dating. Doane wrote on Twitter:

>"He was messing with MJ so I got moved to Smackdown so they could further mess. I jobbed, got fired. When MJ got crazy because he wouldn't date her, she then got fired. Weird biz huh? She got title, on TV show while with him. Serves her well though."

>"She wanted to date him, he said no, she flipped out backstage which led to her demise."

>"When they were together she got the title, TV roles. When he dumped her she became Piggy James, then fired."

>At the time, Doane wasn't worried about the dirty laundry costing him another shot with WWE. He said:

>"If I spoke out it would have ruined my chance of returning to WWE. Now I'm set with what I'm doing and don't care if I get banned. ... I'm ruining any chance of a WWE return by doing this I'm sure. But it doesn't matter to me."

>Doane also said of Cena back in 2012:

>"I have no heat towards him. He has heat towards me. I really don't care either way. I'm just being honest. Truthfully I do like john, but if u ask me a question im gonna answer it truthfully. Not my fault he did dumb s--t. #youcanthandlethetruth!"

kek how did i not know about this

Based BMJ

>gets cuck'd
>gets jobbed
>then endeavored

Cornette is right. Wrestlers are some seriously fucked up people.

>>1926961
Yes man, let it go

For an anti-smark it is.

For a smark its not.

For an anti-smuck it is.

For a smuck its not.

BAPA BAPA YEEEEEEAAAAH YEEAH USHA USHA

WORD LIFE
THIS IS BASIC WIGGERITIS

LIKE COLGATE

It's Roman's fault ratings are so shit.

>>1926511
How so? oldberg was the one advertised, he was the star attraction, he was meant to draw. Roman's not even universal champion.

>>1926511
>blaming the ratings slump on the midcard champion

Smarks are truly dumb as shit.

>>1926489
I'm in the same boat. The more you listen the more you can kind of turn a blind eye to the douchebaggery, but when he doesn't watch the product due to "being too busy" I have to turn it off. If you don't want to watch wrestling, don't host a podcast about it.

My recommendation is RBR, but I've listened for a long time and don't know how appealing it will be on first listen

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in order from marky podcasts to loose fitting

>Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast
>Wrestling inc
>The Ross Report
>Wrestling Observer Radio
>Solomonster Sounds Off
>Lions, Tigers, Bears and Disco
>The Art of Wrestling
>Keepin' it 100
>Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show
>Wrestling Soup
>The Whole Fuckin' Show

a few suggestions

>listening to E!SPN products

ishygddt

anyway try to get the Meltzer/Alvarez podcasts

+ the vast majority of Smackdown

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Jericho contributed to the demise

>gay looking dad with a list is over
RIP WWE

WE SOME JOBBER BOYS

>>1925982
Anderson should leave, he's the real underrated and missused talent

When the fuck did this jobber win the iwgp title?

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>>1925905

why did he sneeze into his forearm

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>All the kids and not only in the USA with this dab shit

Based Migos being a gigantic draw.

>>1925451
Everybody 18+ already accepts Austin as the objective GOAT.
>most well-rounded performer overall
>most dimes drawn during his period of activity

Two most important aspects go right to him.

>>1925455
what about doing flips?

>saying WHAT? and flipping people off makes you the GOAT
the absolute state of this business

>>1924160
Not caring because it's going to be shit.

>>1924183
That's why I asked how you would book it anon

>>1924160
Brock to go over, but up to them how they want to do the match, as long as it is confined to the current standard (e.g no blood, no dropping people on the head).

Their previous match was a disappointment, they would want to redeem themselves.

I went to an OP at a new field the other day
>went to registration
>guy before me was wearing his combat shirt already
>has a few patches on the sleeves
>mostly /k/ stuff
>spot a sako patch
>dude at the registration table is sitting there
>guy before me hands him the cash for the fee
>dude goes to grab it and sees the sako patch
>gets red in the face
>starts fucking yelling at this dude over his patch
>screaming to the point of hyperventilation
>everyone is looking at him like the rest in peace, kid guy
>screaming about how "anime faggots aren't allowed at this field" and that he's going to call the police if he doesn't leave
>guy with the anime patch isn't even responding he's so stunned
>anime patch guy leaves
>later after this, people start chronographing their guns
>one guy got his new DMR set up finished and wants to play with it
>goes to chrono
>guy at the chrono asks him if he's DMRing this game
>of course, he says yes
>chrono guy says he needs to hit that mannequin that's 300 yards away 8 times in a row
>DMR guy is obviously like "w-what"
>chrono guy repeats himself
>DMR guy attempts to
>obviously doesn't get any close, his gun barely reaches 80 yards
>chrono guy starts bitching at him, tells him to leave if he can't hit the mannequin
I left shortly after Team 811 showed up at the field

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>>1912927
>What was the last OP or large event you went to? How did it go?
what I heard:
>usual hundred men game for some holidays
>it's a shoot fest
>hits or no hit, no one cares
>they enjoy spraying the other team until they don't
>FPS monitoring gone, too many to check anyway
would you go alone?

>>1929464
They need to work the minds of their fanbase, which is 99% lonely virgin fat neckbeards.

>>1929464
It's called "pandering to neckbeards".

>>1929464
You just KNOW

>>1929397
>339 followers

HAHAHA

>>1929400
>0 posts

>>1929397
>Peyton Royce
>Good looking

Lel. That moon faced, near-downs lady is NOT good looking