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wow nice feet

Nigga is the biggest draw in the entire world

>Lashley is dominating TNA
>Umaga is chilling in samoan heaven
>Trump is literally the most powerful man in America

Wait, is Vince the janetty of that match?

>>1947641
He's the next Rock

Who is more over ?
No Way Jose or Apollo Crews ?
Rich Swann or Cedric Alexander ?

Vince knows his job.

He's Dominican

The one with RVD.

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>>1947613
Good taste.

the one with santino

>>1947607
> jewdo or jew jitsjew

Neither

This is a wrestling board now

Gtfo now karate kid before i sharpshooter you and your whole dojo

>>1947614
BTFO

rip af

The one that took out a good match from Roman and made Ambrose relevant

>>1947588
Triple H, without a doubt. He's been a prominent villain in major WWE storylines for almost 15 years.

>>1947732
>>1947726
t.samefag
Nice try

This needs to be an /asp/ banner desu

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BASED GOAT

Something about omitting the space in "shoot, marks" so it's in under 140 cracks me the fuck up. Like he sat and thought about what he could lose.

>>1947435
>COME ON YOU GUUUYS!

>>1947435
settle your tea kettle

Dana Brooke

>>1947365

my mommy has a better stomach then her and she had 27 kids

>>1947329
I'd agree with that statement.

Unfortunately WWE women are shit and that's what gets memed about.

And all of them are asians

>>1947329

>Name 5 that were even better technically than the very average HHH?
>Name 5 that were more charismatic than the ridiculed by smarkz Sid?
>Name 5 that outdrew a random nigga all but diehards have forgotted of in Ernie Ladd?
>Better still, name 5 ways how you can stop jewing (((Dave))). We sick of your bias and pushing of agendas.
>We especially sick of your twink obsession with The Fag Bucks.

What cracks me up is that I'll have seen more Hokotu matches than (((meltz)))

>>1947313
Wrestlemania already happened this year.

>>1947342
Internet Explorer

I hope not. Sick of grampas 10 minute shit meme entrance and boring matches.

>>1947190
Ay caramba

>>1947190
Is Ziggler a Russo mark?
The taxi driver joke is his cathphrase.

>>1947190
wtf I love Dolph now

>>1947189
KEK

Michiganfag here.

He was running in Dearborn as a Republican. It was amazing he got as close as he did.

>>1947189
>meanwhile Corbin failed to grow an adult beard at age 32

>>1947138
And yet he is our guy, Based Nash.

>>1947138
>Botch-o-matic
>Can't get on what th others. Take Del Rio or Jericho
>won't go anywhere in the business
Seriously, does he have a draw?

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>>1947143
Forgot Pic related

Shane being on it is stupid as fuck

>>1947136
>Braun
10/10 Look, hopefully he's less sloppy and can string together power-moves
>Seth
Nobody cares, go away
>Jericho
GOAT
>Roman
See Seth
>KO
Shit reign but I still like him

>AJ
GOAT
>Dean
Based as fuck recently tbvh
>Bray
Pretty good
>Randy
Based recently
>Shane (replaces cuckbins)
Interesting choice, better than Snorebin Cuckbins, at least

>>1947136
>Keksev the jobber
>better than based Braun

According to Ryback, four-time Mr. Olympia, Jay Cutler, used to frequent the Las Vegas, Nevada Gold's Gym where Ryback worked part-time as a 19 year old student.

>"He used to come into Gold's Gym when I worked at the front desk and I was 19 years old. And at that point, I never touched anything. I was just a 235, 240 pound kid. Just full-time in school, working part-time. And he used to tell me, 'you should be a bodybuilder. Like, you have good genetics.' And I would tell him I want to be a pro wrestler."

Apparently, Cutler put the idea of using steroids in Ryback's mind. Moreover, 'The Big Guy' thought he had to do steroids to be a pro wrestler when he was in his early 20s.

>"He was actually the one to kind of put it in my head, 'maybe I should f--king do steroids because I have good genetics.'" Ryback added, "but in my early 20s, I thought that I had to do that to be successful, if that makes sense."

On the subject of GHB, Ryback claimed he was first exposed to the depressant at Deep South Wrestling and that he eventually became addicted to it.

>"A good portion of the guys had their water bottles full of this stuff. And it wasn't the environment of today, but we would train five days a week and just kill ourselves and go through all of that. And on the weekends and shows, and just, yeah, decompress, have fun, do whatever the f--k we want, drink, and do this GHB, which, eventually, I would do it every day. It became a very regular part of my life, where, for me, it was kind of the first thing I really, truly got addicted to down there. And the training was hard and whatnot and I could sit there and say, oh, I can make up any excuse I want that I did it because of that, but I got addicted to it."

>Ryback continued, "I would do it after practice and everyone, and this was, again, across the board, a lot of people [would do that] and I would take a nap after practice, get up, eat, take another cap because if you do just a little, it would give you energy. Such a weird drug. And then, I would go work out for three hours. Yeah, and then, get home and do a bunch and eventually pass out and sleep."

Additionally, Ryback stated that GHB, a drug approved by the FDA in 2002 for treating narcolepsy, would make him sleepwalk.

>"The GHB would make me sleepwalk where I would take it at night, like, you're in such a deep sleep, but I would have to piss or something. And having sleep apnea, it's such a dangerous combination at the time, but I would wake up in my sleep and go to the bathroom. There were nights where I would wake up in the morning and I'd pissed on the shower curtain." Ryback said, "I remember some mornings, my shower curtain would be ripped off the wall and the bathroom would be a mess."

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W-what?