>Don't watch Impact because I don't have POP
>Hear about Broken Matt Hardy
>Find a playlist of Broken Matt Hardy stuff
>Am bored because it's a rehash of what they tried to do in WWE
>Start skimming through videos
>Suddenly, cutscenes in a wrestling match with a flying robot that talks in beeps and weird chanting from Matt
>Hardys vs Decay in The Great War comes on
>Watch entire match with a smile on my face
>Jeff goes all Mick Foley in the middle of the match
>Matt Hardy with fireballs
WHY THE FUCK DOES MY CABLE COMPANY NOT HAVE POP SO I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT!?
If only there was some way to easily WATCHWRESTLING online...
>>1954682
It's a pop channel shill. Don't respond
JUST
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>1954572
How much do they make? I've always wondered.
>>1954586
>Can't draw dimes.
Probably nickles or pennies.
Was this a work or a shoot?
>>1954490
worked shoot
This has to be fake, there can't be women that actually take wrestling seriously if not watch it at all in nip land.
>>1954501
You don't know how much old asian women love BJW
What went wrong?
Was the joke that New Day is getting old and stale?
>>1954246
Bring back NWO
>>1954311
>Hogan blacklisted
>Hall can't keep it together completely even after DDP
>Nash has quads that tear just by entering the ring
why would you want that?
All the casual fans have left all thats left is fat smarks
>>1954109
that's just not true
When he develops enough functional strength to lift them.
So, never.
>GOAT
>Biggest Draw ever
>Designed the best selling T shirt of all time
>Came up with his own gimmick after WWF give him the ringmaster
>Face of the biggest wrestling boom the world will ever see
>Got divorced three times but kept all his money
>Took the belt of Shawn "record low ratings" Michaels and saved the company
>God tier mic worker
>So beloved as a face turning heel kills the business
>Wrestled in the best match in Wrestlemania history
>Surpassed Hogan after being fired by WCW
>So good he managed to get Dude Love over
>So good he managed to get Rocky Malvia over
>So good he managed to get HHH over
>Got the biggest pop of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybuIy0wKXk
>Made being bald cool
>Greatest WWF champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Got the biggest pop at WM 32
>Headlined the greatest Wrestlemania in history
>Wrestled in the highest rated Raw segment in history
>Headlined the most bought summerslam ever
>Carried Invasion 2001 to 700k buys
>Had the balls to tell Vince to go fuck himself and took his ball home
>Vince begged him to come back months later
>One time he carried Brian Pillman to a world championship
>Worked Jeff Jarret
>Worked Billy Gunn
>Worked Road Dog
>Worked Debras skull
>Net worth is over $45 million
>Good friends with The Rock
>Good friends with Kevin Nash
>Hosts his own network podcast and says what he wants without any fear
>Only wrestler who has given the President of the United States his finisher
>Stonetty
>shows how a white man plays the guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kptyS_-bqOI
kek added
>tfw having more fun in /heem/ than /wwe/ threads
Anyone else know this feel?
Their memes and banter is pretty refreshing
>Toy sword queers trying to get themselves over.
WWE threads are slowly becoming /tv/ tier
>shower weights clue
>UNDERCARDER BTFO XDD
>Was he a draw?
>The day wrestling died
>undisputed /ourguy/
WHO
WINS
fast but weak?
or slow but strong???
>>1953943
oWnWo looks like he needs to hit the weights
>>1953946
have sex kiddo
>>1953943
8 clearly has rounded shoulders. can't trust his shit mobility.
oWnWo on the other hand has impeccable posture. Look at how far he chest pops out. he's obviously very confident in his abilities.
oWnWo takes this tbqhwy maggle
Place your bets
number 2 could do some damage
>>1953907
the second one with her pulsating monster cock
First one looks like a fucking Diglett, what's she supposed to do here?
Look's like Linda might be getting into politics after all.
polidicks imo
NO CHANCE
>>1953901
Linda is trying so hard to get relevant in politics and nobody gives a shit about her lol
Just printed out my ticket to an upcoming SmA+ckdown, never been to a live event before but they are finally in my city. Will I have fun? Should I bring a belt or a sign? What chants should I participate in? Help me out guys
Post your ticket on here so we can help you out with the kind of stuff you should prepare for based on where you are sitting.
>>1953856
This
>>1953809
Are you going solo or with friends/family?
Where the hell do you guys watch old WWE/WCW/WWF episodes? I wanna see the ones with Trump and the Misfits.
>>1953800
This has a good chunk of the stuff you'll find on the network
http://watchwrestling.to/
WWE network
Will WWE ever go back to the era of Big Men = Big Money?
>>1953733
>t. Hillary Clinton
>>1953733
no because people cry if flippy shits dont get their spotlight.
WWE would be best to actually make titles for every weight division like UFC. But that would make too much sense.
Serious question. Do you think Rock and Austin were huge stars because they were big guys?
Hey, does anyone here play paintball? Looking to get into it and wanted some advice
>pic no related
>>1953552
Aim and shoot
>>1953552
Aim and say pow pow
Whats the appeal of this
I kept hearing its good
A deanmark thread. You can tell by the impatient and half assed way of typing an opening post
>>1953525
try watching it instead of listening to WhatCuckture.com
>>1953644
>I'm a real outlaw wrestling fan