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nah, at least he gets cheered and people do not change the channel in millions

Who is this man? And who is Roman Reigns? And who is Kevin Owens?

>>1955426
Literally comes out to crickets and started the trend of record low ratings

Kys Carter

:sssss

im confuzzled OwO

Vince gave up on Raw

>>1955282
Raw = The Roman Reigns Show

Reminder that hundreds of crowd members were burned by the fireworks here.

>>1955264
Wasn't this also the Wrestlemania with the powet outage?

>>1955413
*Power

based peypey

>>1955152
>>1955153
it's the fucking fart guy

same autist who made to sasha horse gifs

>>1955154

>don't criticize my outlaw queen

>>1955081
But he is not

he was a bully and a miserable cunt

>>1955084

This.

Bob Holly is remembered for being a cunt, stiffing smaller guys he could get away with, getting his neck broken by Lesnar when he tried to sandbag him during a powerbomb because Bob Holly was - and is - a fucking retard, and leaving the WWE with zero friends. THAT is his legacy.

Oh, and doesn't he have some mid-life crisis tribal tattoo now? Top kek.

>>1955057
>2 biggest stars in the Raw Roster stare down each other last week
>Based Glasgow crowd is absolutely silent waiting for Braun to get back up

Based Big Scotland working the WWE

Smackdown was always better than RAW. In the early 2000's when HHH and his crew were shitting up RAW, Smackdown had Kurt Angle and Lesnar and Undertaker and all the best talent.

>>1955057
Why are you even watching RAW during football season? They somehow try even less around September to January.

>>1955042
Hello 2012-2014

Careful OP. Your flag is showing.

>>1955042
Vince has been doing this since day one. Its just that the degree to which he buried smaller guys has went down recently

>>1954855
You didn't reach out for your bro for support when you lost your virginity?

Do you not have friends?
Are you a virgin?

Mick Foley has to be by far the most self-hating cuckold in the history of man.

No wonder he likes taking insane bumps, he probably doesn't care about his own life in the first place.

>>1954855

>the ultimate outlaw

>>1954850
What does Will Ospreay sound like?
Hes from near my old area on essex, closest to a cockney wrestler i know of

>>1954861

He's your typical British lad who drinks WKD and goes for a Nando's, but isn't as much of a geeza as this gimmick would need to be.

>>1954880
Bruv no british lad still drinks wkd unless its mixed with port in a cheeky vimto

Anyway he can just put on the geezer accent on like most of my mates do
Didnt Snatch and other Guy Ritchie cockney films get over in the JewS of Gay?

What would a cockney moveset be?

Punch in the dick called Ows Ya Father
Wheelbarra suplex
Curbstomp called the Wog Stomp
Mandible Claw called the Chelsea Smile

Kys carter

Cena's reigns of terror 2006-2008

Roman reigns of boredom 2015-6

>>1954832
This so much

I quit watching when it turned into the stephanie and gaytch show round about 2001ish

>>1954816
i hope roman buries this jabroni when he comes back

>>1954816
Why's this dude always look like a little kid who just made his little league team in pictures??

Finn a cute. Cute!

>>1954637
>kayfabe records
Sit down mark

I don't hate Asuka, I hate the fans

>>1954637
Why are NXT reigns so long? That shit is stupid. It's wrestling not sports.

>>1954552
I would tell you but I don't want /asp/ shitters shitting it up.

>intelligent
>professional wrestling
Have sex

>>1954552
>He wants to have an intelligent discussion about a children's product

Begging you to go back to /wew/ or leddit

>Failed university
>Cried at Unstoppable
>Cried at Brooklyn
>Cried at the Rumble
>Cried about her head injury
>Cried about Finn Balor
>Failed actress
>Has no soul
>Irish
>Fat, slow
>Womanlet
>Weak
>Uses roids to compensate
>Injury prone
>Killed her own title reign before a single defense
>Doesn't lift
>Flat all over
>Shit hair
>Derpy eyes
>Oompa loompa skin
>Can't talk properly
>Has brain damage
>Drugged out whore
>Deaf
>Feminist
>Jobber to the stars, never done anything impressive
>Was part of the worst storyline in WWE history
>Will never draw a penny
>Sloppy, botched in her first Wrestlemania match
>Worst suplexes of all time
>Worst armbar of all time
>Cucked by Bayley
>Cucked by Albert
>Autistic social retard
>Everything about her is cringe inducing
>Dates manlets, the only men pathetic enough to give her attention
>Irrelevant and liked only by beta virgins
>Will be forgotten in 5 years
>Will always be B+ to Alexa's A+

Skanksetty seething

>>1954458
SEETHSETTY

>>1954390
>The Rock
>A nigger
This has to be bait.

>yfw black america keeps getting BTFO cuz Rock see's himself as Samoan and not black

>>1954390
Can you refrain from using the n word.